Re: Jingle Bails 2015 advent calendar

by taipan Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:39 pm

embee wrote:

In memory of many memorable Belf innings

Pink malprickteasers

by LeFromage Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:43 am

Whoops - I honestly thought I'd done it. Obviously I just thought about doing it and that was enough to convince my brain that it happened. Like that time I slept with that supermodel. And she quite liked it.

by LeFromage Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:49 am

December 3rd:

by Brass Monkey Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:57 am

Oh shit... that shits on my version of the said events that won't happen.

Damn.

by taipan Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:58 am

Was worth waiting for. Dan, I guess you guys weren't spoilt for choice this year.

by LeFromage Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:16 am

Brass Monkey wrote:

Oh shit... that shits on my version of the said events that won't happen.

Damn.

Can it be altered late-in-day to show Cairns having a miscarriage on the Ministry of Justice? Political. Christmas-y.

by Brass Monkey Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:57 am

taipan wrote:Was worth waiting for. Dan, I guess you guys weren't spoilt for choice this year.

Slim pickings. I'm getting an itchy trigger finger now though. May have to rejig the order.

by Brass Monkey Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:00 am

Dello wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:

Oh shit... that shits on my version of the said events that won't happen.

Damn.

Can it be altered late-in-day to show Cairns having a miscarriage on the Ministry of Justice? Political. Christmas-y.

I'll let you in on a little secret: I've only got 9 or 10 at the moment (can't remember which). So I'm a little behind. It'll all come out in the wash, I'm sure. Even that dead hooker's blood came out in the wash.

by Brass Monkey Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:17 am

December 4th:

by LeFromage Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:25 am

Awesome. You've shamed me by A) being on time and B) making an absolute mockery of my Belf effort (which is still coming, but lacks... balls).

You win this round, Monkey.

by horace Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:44 am

Well there goes the coffee thro the snozz.

Aweesome.

by Big Dog Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:07 pm

I dips me lid.

by Guest Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:57 pm

That's possibly the best one ever and there's been some competition!

Brilliant effort.

by LeFromage Sat Dec 05, 2015 6:50 pm

december 5th:

by Brass Monkey Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:22 pm

Hahahaaaaaaa that's f*cking supreme

by taipan Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:42 pm

They had a breakfast meeting between Graeme Smith and KP on TV yesterday. One of the first questions to KP was whether he would get back into the England setup. He replied that they should ask Graeme's big mate Andrew Strauss. They both almost fell off the stage laughing.

by Guest Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:52 pm

Lads, I don't want to put any pressure on you, but if the quality stays like this then this will be the best Flaming Bails calendar of them all.

Maybe 2015 really will end well. Top, top effort so far, you are heroes.

by PeterCS Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:28 am

Excellent Shop tennis between Dellorean and Monkehh!

Technically tip-top (even the odd joins have a cassetteboy-like jollity to them) and an imagination straight out of the Chinese herbs dept.

The iRon one may have the edge so far - but all the blades are sharp!

by Brass Monkey Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:04 am

December 6th:

by PeterCS Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:37 pm

That one will haunt me. Like a pack of werewolves.

Okay, werewolves don't "pack", but you know what I mean....

It was that mirage of Sarah Palin that scared my balls up inside.

Please don't produce anything remotely resembling Trump, okay?

Cracking work, ctd!