Jingle Bails 2015 advent calendar
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Brass Monkey wrote:Dello wrote:
- December 9th:
"Thanks for the toupee glue, Pup. Now come here and your present..."
Haaaa! F*cking supreme!
Amazing shopping as well.
Impossible shopping, you mean. Warnie's colouring doesn't match anything on the human scale. He's sort of like a burnt leather satchel.
And he's morphing into Donald Trump by the day.
Oh, a typo slipped through. That's bloody slack of me. Fixed it now.
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- December 10th:
- Cliff's Christmas Clinch III
KP: Come on, Pete, we've both been cast aside. At this time of year, we've got to stick together. We've got nobody else.
Moores: Nn nn-n-nn n n nn-n-nn n n nnn (translation: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.)
Cliff: Ooh, I'll sing my version of The Lord's Prayer whilst you get to work Kevin.
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Yeaaaaaaaaah! That's the level of mentalism that's been missing. Well played.
(I'd erased Peter Moores from my memory entirely. What a total nonentity. Twice over.)
(I'd erased Peter Moores from my memory entirely. What a total nonentity. Twice over.)
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Apart from anything else, I like the nod to the Flaming Bails .... class tribute.
It is indeed surreal.
And the graphic, too.
It is indeed surreal.
And the graphic, too.
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Brass Monkey wrote:
- December 10th:
Cliff's Christmas Clinch III
KP: Come on, Pete, we've both been cast aside. At this time of year, we've got to stick together. We've got nobody else.
Moores: Nn nn-n-nn n n nn-n-nn n n nnn (translation: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.)
Cliff: Ooh, I'll sing my version of The Lord's Prayer whilst you get to work Kevin.
Excellent. The Mighty Boosh comes to the Bails.
Kelvin looks like some low rent version of Poseidon.
And Strauss is like the netherworld version of the baby in the sun visual that appears in the sky on the Teletubbies.
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I know, I know - sorry: can't seem to get myself organised this year.
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- December 11th:
Hold onto your Christmas party hats, things are about to get wild.
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I'd have gone for AB on the left, but nice! :o)
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Dello wrote:
- December 11th:
Hold onto your Christmas party hats, things are about to get wild.
Last year, YOU were on about the looking glass. Weirdo!
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- December 12th:
Glenn McGrath: When I first decided to hunt reindeer, I thought 'gee, Santa's going to get pissed'. Then I thought 'f*ck it, they're considered vermin in some parts of the world. What harm could it do?' Isn't that right, Eerharrti?
Eerharrti: Suu kiinni, vittuperkele
Glenn McGrath: Exactly! Bloody cold though.
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Never thought I'd see anyone giving it both barrels in Finnish on this forum. You live and learn.
Must admit I nearly boaked at the Rudolph.
Very clever, though. Both the Shop, and the satirical go at that ******* big hunt.
Must admit I nearly boaked at the Rudolph.
Very clever, though. Both the Shop, and the satirical go at that ******* big hunt.
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Definitely the darkest entry of all the calendars but still top stuff  .Brass Monkey wrote:
- December 12th:
Glenn McGrath: When I first decided to hunt reindeer, I thought 'gee, Santa's going to get pissed'. Then I thought 'f*ck it, they're considered vermin in some parts of the world. What harm could it do?' Isn't that right, Eerharrti?
Eerharrti: Suu kiinni, vittuperkele
Glenn McGrath: Exactly! Bloody cold though.
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Sweet baby Jesus! That's Christmas right there, in picture form.
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Admit it monkey. You're on Mcgrath's xmas card list and you've just scanned this year's.
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- december 13th:
"Good thing you skipped breakfast, Misbah, England are about to bring on the spinners."
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Very good!
And thankfully sort of back to Planet Earth! :o)
And thankfully sort of back to Planet Earth! :o)
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A touch scary if yu've just eaten though.
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There's some real crackers this year boys so far
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Fantastic.Initially I thought white xmas was to be about the Taipan dream team.
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Nasty horrie
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Bradman wrote:Nasty horrie
Nah. If the windup was an endangered species, dependent on horrie for survival, we would only be able to see it in museums.
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Excellent, Monkehh!
I liked the third one best. The added scowl. And the triple pun.
I liked the third one best. The added scowl. And the triple pun.
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