ICC WT20, India, 8 March - 3 April, 2016

This plethora of magnificent classical cricket is only a week and a half away. Who's getting excited??

Well all my meds have been upped and the bag is aquiver in expectation.

Its all sunshine and uppsville in the nursing home.

I've wanked 12 times today at the very thought of the opening ceremony. Wow.

Faptastic!!!!

If it's not on TV does it actually happen?

Definitely one of the top 3 t20 tournaments being held in the subcontinent between now and end of May.

Who do you fancy?

Must say, at the minute, for me, it's Rita Ora. She's, like, smash to the power of one million. I would take her to Mcdonald's.

Rita Ora reminds me of Big Bird from Sesame Street.

It's the lips. Or the eyes. In any case I don't find Big Bird f**kworthy.

Stick a bag on her head, if you've got warped perceptions, shitbrick.

Her body is, like, bare chung, and shit.

I'm talking badoing.

I had half a mind to type in a vaguely cricket-related post but looking at the above, it seems inappropriate.

Back away from the thread. You're not wanted in here.

JGK wrote:If it's not on TV does it actually happen?

No...its just a figment of our imaginations.

Big Dog wrote:

JGK wrote:If it's not on TV does it actually happen?

No...its just a figment of our imaginations.

Stoopid meds are responsible for my nightmares where t20 resides. Not nearly as much fun as the self prescribed variety used to be.

The ongoing Asia Cup, and the forthcoming World T20 championship should serve as a nice warm up/curtain raiser for main event in global cricketing calendar, the Indian Premier League.

Aditya wrote:The ongoing Asia Cup, and the forthcoming World T20 championship should serve as a nice warm up/curtain raiser for main event in global cricketing calendar, the Indian Premier League.

Which of course is universally known as merely the opening ceremony for the true global T20 behemoth the NATWEST T20 BLAST

Unless they changed the sponsors or franchised it already. Or it rains more than usual. Or even an average amount. Or it isn't a football summer. Or an Olympic summer.

But apart from those things...

We might as well have a thread for this

(Fromage: please be a complete darling and merge the existing match thread. Thanks awfully.)

Steve Finn is out of England's squad due to injury to be replaced by Liam Plunkett.

For Bas.

*ahem* Rita Ora: s to the mash. That is all.

title needs more bollocks

The world cup title will have more bollocks if kohli lifts the cup.

Brass Monkey wrote:*ahem* Rita Ora: s to the mash. That is all.

I just realised, it's not Big Bird, it's Count Duckula.

Amir's bowling! Gave me a depression.

^^ Incredible.  

How talented is this fellow?  Comes back after five years out of the game, within a month or so bowls a spell better than 90% of current international bowlers at their peak.

Sad to say this, given his past, but he makes a game better just by being in it.  F*cking incredible bowling today.

Will the Bannies shit this in?