ALERT! Possible child abductor on Flaming Bails

In coming days, it may become clearer, but one of the members of the forum may have attempted to abduct a small child in The Rocks area of Sydney on Sunday night, January 2, 2011.

Was skully reprising his groping effort?

I am not at liberty to say, but quite possibly. embee may wish to say more...






















In court

I don't think MB likes me at the moment so you'd better tell...

He just thinks you're a softcOck too scared to join us for a quiet little drink ...

and he's still traumatised by the abduction attempt

Good grief, what has happened?

"oh, a dingo pack has got my baby"

I felt when it started raining at 5. I almost got into a fight in the Members over a disputed seat so thought the best thing might be to head off.

JGK wrote:I felt when it started raining at 5. I almost got into a fight in the Members over a disputed seat so thought the best thing might be to head off.

who?

why?

lardbucket wrote:

JGK wrote:I felt when it started raining at 5. I almost got into a fight in the Members over a disputed seat so thought the best thing might be to head off.

who?

Who what?

Exactly.

Clarke is no longer a minor, if that's what you mean. He can look after himself.

Except possibly when batting or skippering.

JGK wrote:

lardbucket wrote:

JGK wrote:I felt when it started raining at 5. I almost got into a fight in the Members over a disputed seat so thought the best thing might be to head off.

who?

Who what?

I want to see the manager, C K Watt, and he's faulty.

skully says (in full Bill Clinton mode) "I did not attempt to abduct that child."

Paw, well maybe. Abduct - NEVVORR!!

Ahem. Now that these drunken "mates" of mine have had their fun (and before MB gets to post his perverted version) here's what really happened.

In the midst of an excellent arvo at the Rocks with Zat, lardy, MB, TLA and TBA (20 mths old and gorgeous daughter) said cute little girl had been dancing a jig with a bouncer. She got bored with our company and decided to go back to continue dancing. I offered to watch over her but she made a bee-line for the back door. I chased and was then accused by the bouncer of trying to kidnap the wee lass. Next I know the Assassin is crow-pecking me and demanding to know why I skived off with his little girl. The stinking bouncer had assumed I was running off with his dancing partner.

A good time was had by all on the arvo and the next day at the SCG.

No babies were harmed in the making of this story.

Sounds like a laugh, glad you all had a good time hehe.

Aussies + Beer = Child Molesters?

Mmmmm beer.

Have you given yourself up yet Skulls?

These Aussies: two tizers and they're banjaxed!

PeterCS wrote:Have you given yourself up yet Skulls?

The thrashing I got from the Assassin was punishment enough, Petey.

Did he use shots or slammers?

maybe skully (in his defence) confused the toddler for RD...understandable given the diminutive RD stature and RD's childlike demeanor (ie toys chucked out of the cot)