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Post by skully on Sun 11 Mar 2018, 00:04

Are England sick of cricket?

Can they get up for this 2 Test series?
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by horace on Sun 11 Mar 2018, 01:19

Pomgolia has struggled to "get up" for Tests, since Caesar plonked the heads of their openers on spikes.

Sheep to win this in a trot.

Is the Pig 🐷 playing? Will he do an Assange and claim political asylum? That is the main question in this series.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by skully on Sun 11 Mar 2018, 01:57

horace wrote:Is the Pig 🐷 playing?

Good question. Seems all is forgiven.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by skully on Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:22

In parallel with 3rd SAf v Aus Test.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by beamer on Fri 16 Mar 2018, 08:11

Frasier ruled out with injury, shame we don’t get chance to get another look at him in this series even if Snoozian wickets maybe wouldn’t be that receptive to leg-spin anyway.

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Post by beamer on Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:58

So, looks like much the same side as in Australia, with the key addition of Stokes... Red Ken and the Bloodsucker likely to have to wait their turn. Last chance for Vince surely?

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Post by PeterCS on Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:46

beamer wrote:Frasier ruled out with injury, shame we don’t get chance to get another look at him in this series even if Snoozian wickets maybe wouldn’t be that receptive to leg-spin anyway.

Why did Crane fly?

Daddy, long legs are not the answer.
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Post by PeterCS on Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:47

beamer wrote:So, looks like much the same side as in Australia, with the key addition of Stokes... Red Ken and the Bloodsucker likely to have to wait their turn. Last chance for Vince surely?

I'd forgotten about Price. And his house of whacks.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by PeterCS on Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:48

horace wrote:Pomgolia has struggled to "get up" for Tests, since Caesar plonked the heads of their openers on spikes.

Sheep to win this in a trot.

Is the Pig 🐷 playing? Will he do an Assange and claim political asylum? That is the main question in this series.

I thought you suggested I was guilty of a bake, Horrie?

Do such posts make you a Master Baker?
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by horace on Wed 21 Mar 2018, 22:59

PeterCS wrote:
horace wrote:Pomgolia has struggled to "get up" for Tests, since Caesar plonked the heads of their openers on spikes.

Sheep to win this in a trot.

Is the Pig 🐷 playing? Will he do an Assange and claim political asylum? That is the main question in this series.

I thought you suggested I was guilty of a bake, Horrie?

Do such posts make you a Master Baker?

Hehehe. I I struggle to bake a Palmier these days let alone deal with Mrs Palm or any of her brood.

Hope this is an absorbing match. Would be good to see the pig 🐷 fail. I cannot believe he is getting a game, while waiting on potential gaol time.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by skully on Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:36

Tuned into Foxy expecting this to be on, but I now note that it a Day/Nighter.

Starts at 12.30pm Aus time (I think) and almost finished for the day by the time the SAf/Aus Test comes on. So no need to wear the remote out flicking between the 2 Tests.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by Big Dog on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 01:39

Eng 16/3 after only nine overs. Root out for a quacker.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by Growler on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 01:49

skully wrote:Are England sick of cricket?

Can they get up for this 2 Test series?

At 18/4, that'll be a no, skulls.

Was just typing that I hope Stokes has a wretched game ....... and he's gone.

After his antics in Bristol, IMO he should still be suspended from International cricket until the court case is over at the very least. I certainly don't want him to play so well that the ECB can get any credit for recalling him. Bloke's a disgrace to the game.

I'm off to bed, this is depressing.

Fook me, 18/6 .........
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by OP Tipping on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 02:03

Lol
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by skully on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 02:17

Now 9-31. At least they eluded NZ's low record of 26.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by skully on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 02:21

They've moved onto 9-40. They might yet avoid their lowest ever of 45.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by skully on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 02:26

Overton is hoiking a few. He hss taken the total to 9-52 to avoid their own record low.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by PeterCS on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 02:26

50 up!!! cheers cheers cheers
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by PeterCS on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 02:29

Crocinfo is asking if 5 wicket maidens is a record ...
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by horace on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 03:19

Shades of Lyon and Sids heroics at Newlands.

Pomgolians are funny.

Spot on Growler re the Pig 🐷.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by horace on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 03:24

Bar Mo's and the 1 made byby Anderson it was great to see all the deadheads of English cricket make Ajitterry Aquackers.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by horace on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 03:27

Ie the dead heads Pig 🐷, Root, Here'Johny, Broad all failed to trouble the scorer. Good on Overton for showing up that soulless crew.
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by skully on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 04:17

Dare I say it, I almost feel sorry for my English comrades waking up to this debacle.

It reminds me of my trip to London in Aug 2015 to set up the youngest sprog. As we walked down a London CBD street in the early arvo to pick up some documents, I asked her to get a score from the Trent Bridge Test (1st morning of 4th Test). She said "Australia 9-59", and I said "Nah, you're misreading that".

She wasn't!!!
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by furriner on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 04:37

Well bend me over...
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Re: New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Auckland, 22-26 March, 2018

Post by horace on Thu 22 Mar 2018, 04:59

skully wrote:Dare I say it, I almost feel sorry for my English comrades waking up to this debacle.

It reminds me of my trip to London in Aug 2015 to set up the youngest sprog. As we walked down a London CBD street in the early arvo to pick up some documents, I asked her to get a score from the Trent Bridge Test (1st morning of 4th Test). She said "Australia 9-59", and I said "Nah, you're misreading that".

She wasn't!!!

Geebers Skullywag. Your adherence to MM'ery has stuffed you completely. The pom first innings is to be celebrated, irrespective of the eventual result. The last time the Pomgolian Empah empathised with anyone else was when Churchill tacitly supported Japan in ww2.
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