The Friday Funny

"To your ... rheum, sir?"

It's worse than you think, BD - they're working from home too.

If you get an E-mail headed "Knock Knock" ... do NOT open it.

I made that mistake and it took 3 hours to close it ...

You get emails from the Watchtower people?!

Keep up the good work, Mr Dog.

Top 10 Jokes from this year's Edinburgh Fringe festival (8's my favourite):


1. I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta – Masai Graham (52%)

2. Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery? – Mark Simmons (37%)

3. My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock – Olaf Falafel (36%)

4. By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and the same family – Hannah Fairweather (35%)

5. I hate funerals. I’m not a mourning person – Will Mars (34%)

6. I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back – Olaf Falafel (33%)

7. I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx – Richard Pulsford (29%)

8. I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery – Tim Vine (28%)

9. Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate – Sophie Duker (27%)

10. I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days – Will Duggan (25%)

If they are the top jokes, the Fringe Festival is in trouble. ‘Joke 10’ wasn’t funny when I first heard it more than 30 years ago.

Tend to agree, MrL. A pretty ordinary bunch.

Must be all in the delivery.