I rolled a perfect smoke today

..... dunno why I told you that......probably more interesting than raking over the ashes of Queen and Hoddle streets......draws nice and lasts a long time in the lungs..... doesn't involve stereotypes.....btw posting a new topic is a farking pain in the arse .....not sure I've ever done it before but definitely an anema on steroids.

Congratulations.

For some reason, it brings back memories of Danny's no-wipers!

.... and the cricket connection is two English batsmen who both played test cricket & later umpired in tests. Perfect Arthur & Perfect Jack.

... there's a reason I started this thread....do you know how hard it is to roll a smoke that burns at a perfect rate?.... normally you're just trying to get the addictive crap the tobacco companies put into the stuff into your body as quickly as possible......but I thought it might be a metaphor for life as we now know it......this was the original idea but got sidetracked by myself gettingpissed philosophical..... they're like a golf shot.....one day you're 150m out from the pin and say to the caddie "fark it, there's a bit of a tailing breeze give me the pitching wedge"...…and then you've dropped the ball 18 inches from the hole......then of course your bastard mates won't grant you the gimme and you slide it two feet past...... sort of like Marilyn Chambers picking you up in a nightclub and you get performance anxiety (Nath, Marilyn Chambers was a 70s porn star).....anyway that's how rolling the perfect smoke feels...like hooking up with MC, not the performance anxiety stuff that's how Shorten felt one Sunday last year.

Hehehe, I love how your mind is working atm, Q.

Marilyn or Bill?

In general (I'm loving the philosophical posts), but I did enjoy the Marilyn Chambers analogy.

I actually ran into her in a Canberra nightclub in the mid eighties. Out here sponsored by some out there lobby group. Unfortch never got to test the performance anxiety thingy.

cigarettes and Bill is a good analogy

only liked by the seriously addicted and the cats who think it makes them look cool

everybody else sees through the attractive facade and can sense it has a stink about it with long term damage to your health and your finances

....and then there is horrie who would rather have a cigar

Not bad mb. You could have teased out the cigar thing s you could throw Lewinsky in lefties faces, but still not bad

embee wrote:cigarettes and Bill is a good analogy

only liked by the seriously addicted and the cats who think it makes them look cool

everybody else sees through the attractive facade and can sense it has a stink about it with long term damage to your health and your finances

....and then there is horrie who would rather have a cigar

oh get away wi'ch yourself ye Pilgrim. Soon you'll be burning ancient Romans as candles.

Of course smoking durries and cigars is bad for you. No young person should go near the stuff.

Bradman wrote:Not bad mb.  You could have teased out the cigar thing s you could throw Lewinsky in lefties faces, but still not bad

I believe other substances were tossed in that kids face.

Besides Bilious Billy was and is no lefty.

Yeah. Slack on gun control and capital punishment and according to some mutton dressed up as lamb white trash bitch I met in a Nashville trailer park married to a Yankee skank who needed a good slapping. Win one for the sisterhood.

WideWally wrote:Congratulations.

For some reason, it brings back memories of Danny's no-wipers!

I think it was the obvious pride in the OP that made you flash back to Danny's famous NWs.

You know I was going to post a new thread on an upcoming procedure, but farked if this thing will let me. The resurrection of this thread got me philosophical, so I thought a whimsical reflection on things up your arse might bring some fellow sexual adventurers out of the bushes. Anyway anyone had the let's get a camera up there experience, medically speaking. Though other like but non medical submissions are welcome.

two years of Christian Brothers boarding school but too ugly to get molested

photocopied my arse cheeks a few times

Yeah I refused to hand over my stock knife on the first night and went crazy (Olivier would have been proud). Once I explained what it was used for half the blokes hazing me threw up and the other half put out the word not to dark with the mad badtard. Good nights work really. Never got the knife back though. Made me appreciate the "cake and eat it too" which previously I thought made no sense.

Bradman wrote:You know I was going to post a new thread on an upcoming procedure, but farked if this thing will let me.  The resurrection of this thread got me philosophical, so I thought a whimsical reflection on things up your arse might bring some fellow sexual adventurers out of the bushes.  Anyway anyone had the let's get a camera up there experience, medically speaking.  Though other like but non medical submissions are welcome.

I've seen my share of these procedures but it's not my 'department'. In years gone by I've been present when all manner of fruit, vegetables, and small electrical appliances that have 'accidentally' inserted themselves up there have caused later regret (or worse) and required removal.

Best of luck with your procedure - generally the prep is worse than the big day.

Going in for my own procedure tomorrow. Will be off the grid for a few days.

Good luck, man.

Best of luck Qmy and Big Dog.

I am refusing further ops and just putting up with it.

It's been a journey, h.

So what's the main pain atm?

skully wrote:It's been a journey, h.

So what's the main pain atm?

[Zimmy] Rejected by the bag [/Zimmy]

Good luck Bradders and BD.

I rolled a perfect smoke today

I keep reading to the opening bars of Johnny Cash's cover Hurt. Weird.

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