Re: BIGGEST FORUM FLOUNCE

by Merlin Mon 11 Feb 2008, 14:30

Ain't it nice to be a Pom occasionally !!!! Wink

by tac Mon 11 Feb 2008, 14:32

If only you had the choice not to be sometimes . . .

by Merlin Mon 11 Feb 2008, 14:35

tac wrote:If only you had the choice not to be sometimes . . .

Aye, November 2006 comes vividly to mind ...

by embee Mon 11 Feb 2008, 14:35

tac wrote:
Merlin wrote:
tac wrote:Merlin has kids? Bet they play the banjo . . .
smart arse!
Anyway, thought that only happened to the billies in the Blue Kentucky mountains in Seppoland...

And Tasmania . . .

...and Berkshire

by Merlin Mon 11 Feb 2008, 14:37

embee wrote:
tac wrote:
Merlin wrote:
tac wrote:Merlin has kids? Bet they play the banjo . . .
smart arse!
Anyway, thought that only happened to the billies in the Blue Kentucky mountains in Seppoland...

And Tasmania . . .

...and Berkshire

Yep ... a castle in Windsor has spawned quite a few banjo strummers.

by Brass Monkey Mon 11 Feb 2008, 16:04

Merlin wrote:Ain't it nice to be a Pom occasionally !!!!

Erm... Cornwall? Northumberland?

by eowyn Mon 11 Feb 2008, 16:10

One's in the southwest the other the northeast, any help to you?

by Brass Monkey Mon 11 Feb 2008, 16:11

eowyn wrote:One's in the southwest the other the northeast, any help to you?

Not really. Cheers.

Sampled both of their 'delights' and I was just adding that there's quite a few bug-eyed, deformed limbed inbreds there too.

by eowyn Mon 11 Feb 2008, 16:15

Oh, I see, you mean there are lots of 'local' people there who look like werepigs.

by Brass Monkey Mon 11 Feb 2008, 16:17

eowyn wrote:Oh, I see, you mean there are lots of 'local' people there who look like werepigs.

Well, manbearpigs, yeah.

Apart from they don't all have Patrick Duffy for a leg.

by eowyn Mon 11 Feb 2008, 16:19

"Man from Atantis" Patrick Duffy or "Bobby Ewing" Patrick Duffy?

by Lara Lara Laughs Mon 11 Feb 2008, 16:29

When the Cornish tourist board say that Cornwall is really coming into its own, they f*cking mean it.

- Marcus Brigstocke

by Guest Mon 11 Feb 2008, 18:25

It's true.
They're not pretty.

by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 12 Feb 2008, 09:16

embee wrote:Nice rant ...

Thanks. I'm almost proud of it. Not quite up to AD's standard but it does show some promise.

seems you need to add yourself to the list of hypocrites

I've always been at the top of the list. After all, I know better than anyone else what goes on inside me.

So what proof do you have that Merlin is NFI?

It is, as you know, impossible to prove. Not even his own admission would be proof.

Yet you accuse Merlin of all the offences that NFI committted....

No. I am certain in my own mind that the two are the same person, but the only things of which I accuse Merlian are the lies he has posted in his current persona - unless you consider that insisting the two tags are/were the same person is an 'accusation'
What were HWHNFI's offences towards me, anyway? A couple of forum implosions - hardly criminal - and a series of puerilely abusive emails which were highly amusing and about as threatening as Cam White's bowling?

What if Merlo has kids who read the forum?

You really think my calling him "Merlian' could cause problems to them or any other casual readers?

I draw the line at making fun at ACTUAL "problems" (except RD's drought) ...Is JC a kiddy fiddler? ...Do any of the other people I abuse on the forum actually have the problems I claim? ...Not to my knowledge , but the "fun" is expanding on the claims ...

Actual problems of which you know. But we all know very little of most other posters' lives.

No it would not be funny to use one of VoR's personal problems to score points on the forum the same as I have ignored using your "dramas" against you...

Dearie me, have I had that many on the forum? Apart from one drunken night and a few of those little spats to which we are all subject, my private life is a closed book to most here. Unless you are suggesting that someone has been speaking out of school . . . ?

Anyway, I've said as much as I can be bothered. You still believe you are doing nothing wrong, and I still believe that all this sort of abusive garbage is the worse sort of cowardly bullying. There is probably nothing either of us can say to change the other's point of view.

by Merlin Tue 12 Feb 2008, 10:02

Yet you accuse Merlin of all the offences that NFI committted....

No. I am certain in my own mind that the two are the same person, but the only things of which I accuse Merlian are the lies he has posted in his current persona - unless you consider that insisting the two tags are/were the same person is an 'accusation'

PMSL ...
... bender, you really really ought to see a shrink.
You have absolutely no idea whatsoever about my "curent persona", nor my past persona for that matter - bar your continued rantings about my being the NFI. How long has this been going on for now .... since Aug 2005 when I first made my appearance on C4 ... you poor delude thing!

Nevertheless, I have to admit there are times I honestly wish I was the NFI - to think how this sole cyber forummer got into - and stayed - messing inside your head for 30 months, is rather a touching accolade for one as unworthy as myself.

But oh, what joy it brings to watch you make an absolute ar*e of yourself...!
So why spoil the fun hey?

bounce

by taipan Tue 12 Feb 2008, 10:05

And guess who is leading the poll?

by Merlin Tue 12 Feb 2008, 10:06

taipan wrote:And guess who is leading the poll?

WGAF?
I'm sure he is most honoured - wherever he might be.

by taipan Tue 12 Feb 2008, 10:07

Obviously you, as you can't stay away from this thread

by Merlin Tue 12 Feb 2008, 10:10

taipan wrote:Obviously you, as you can't stay away from this thread

taips - if you hadn't realised it yet, other than baiting the bender, taking the p!ss out of you
(which is akin to taking candy from a 2 year old) ranks a close second in my book.

PS How come your self righteousness precludes you from being on "THE POLL" ?

by taipan Tue 12 Feb 2008, 10:15

Merlin wrote:
taipan wrote:Obviously you, as you can't stay away from this thread

taips - if you hadn't realised it yet, other than baiting the bender, taking the p!ss out of you
(which is akin to taking candy from a 2 year old) ranks a close second in my book.

PS How come your self righteousness precludes you from being on "THE POLL" ?

Did you read the title?

by Merlin Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:42

Yep.
Did you recognize the twat who started it?

by skully Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:48

Merls, how bout those gunners? 5 clear and equal GD. [in a lame attempt to avert another Merls v Taips flame session] Very Happy

by taipan Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:49

Merlin wrote:Yep.
Did you recognize the twat who started it?

.
Merlin in "resorting to vulgar language as a result of an inadequate vocabulary" shock.

by Brass Monkey Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:49

Well, I reckon what taipan is alluding to is straightforward. I'll outline for him though. He was stating that he wasn't on the poll because he hasn't flounced off like the rest.

by tac Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:49

merls and taips should both spend 10 minutes on the naughty chair . . .

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