SA v WI, T20 WC, Johannesburg, 11th Sept

taipan wrote:

Dello wrote:Poor old Graeme Smith's going to be lonely tonight - now his right hand's out of action...

Um, should i say the obvious?

What? You're going to give him a helping hand?

taipan wrote:Say what you like guys, this was great entertainment.

More or less my sentiment - wasn't going to watch, but enjoyed it anyway...

Dello wrote:Please do.

He's a left hander
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Bowls and throws with his right, so I reckon he's a RHW.

Or an RW.

taipan wrote:

Dello wrote:Please do.

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I use my lefthand even though I'm right-handed

Have I said it for you?

Maybe it should be on his Cricinfo profile to end all this confusion.

Greame Craig Smith, Age: 26
Left Hand Batsman
Right Hand Off Spin Bowler
Right Hand W@nker

Gary 111 wrote:Maybe it should be on his Cricinfo profile to end all this confusion.

Greame Craig Smith, Age: 26
Left Hand Batsman
Right Hand Off Spin Bowler
Right Hand W***er

It'd be a help - clear up disputes and what not.

What's the [email][/email] thing?

Very disappointed in the Windies. All those leg side wides as well - most of them were a clear foot down the leg-side. Choked under the catches.

Good game though. I reckon this is going to be a cracking tournament.

Good entertainment.

A pain in the arse to forum if you've not got a PC in the same room as your TV though...

2 things... 1)more dancing girls. 2) less shots of men acting like morons when they have a camera shoved in their face, FFS

Oh 3 things.... 3) Less Harsha Bhogle

3) is not going to happen. ESPN's talisman and they're major partners here. And he's a lot better than Arun Lal and Siva.

Aye, but we already have 1 complete loon in the com box we don't need 2

Seriously - 'Lords are you watching this? time to move into the next century'

WTF was that all about or is he really that stupid?

Lord's as in 'old skool', probably not the ground.

Aye. But tis a bit odd considering England has had T20 for nearly 5 years

Infact if I was Athers, i'd say thats a bit condescending

JKLever wrote:
Oh 3 things.... 3) Less Harsha Bhogle

Less Bhogle.

JKLever wrote:Aye. But tis a bit odd considering England has had T20 for nearly 5 years

Infact if I was Athers, i'd say thats a bit condescending

Wait till you get Gavaskar - The protector of Indian culture in the world cricket stage.

Dello wrote:

JKLever wrote:
Oh 3 things.... 3) Less Harsha Bhogle

Less Bhogle.

I like how you've merged Bhogle & Murali there...

doremi wrote:

JKLever wrote:Aye. But tis a bit odd considering England has had T20 for nearly 5 years

Infact if I was Athers, i'd say thats a bit condescending

Wait till you get Gavaskar - The protector of Indian culture in the world cricket stage.

Actually I don't mind Sunil at all. Shastri is the god of Indian commentators though.

Merely for the fact I got his autograph in 1989

That was kind of what I was aiming for there - playing on the fact "Bhogle" is a bit like "boggle".

There's an artistry to my comedy, you know...

Dello wrote:

JKLever wrote:
Oh 3 things.... 3) Less Harsha Bhogle

Less Bhogle.

It's Ben Fogle on acid.

You say Fogle, I say Bhogle - let's call the whole thing off...

Dello wrote:You say Fogle, I say Bhogle - let's call the whole thing off...

No, I want to say potatoe to your potato

Please call the calling off off.....

I alway knew I could be Ginger Rogers.....

Ginger Rogers?

Dello wrote:Ginger Rogers?

Does he?

FFS! Bhogle and Chapple were just appalling. What d*ck came up with the idea of combining those two. Actually they would each be independently dreadful with any co-commentator. It brought back memories of p*ss-poor commentary from the "pool" of international commentators at the WC.

And God preserve us, we will no doubt have to suffer Nicklearse when the Aussies get on the park (sh*t, no vomiting smiley).

Oh yes, and the WI were just total farking carp in the field....and I'm a WI fan. Threw it away.