laura, laura,

Oh no!
Please don't say that.
I want you so badly.

Demelza wrote:

Batman wrote:

tac wrote:

Demelza wrote:Oh, do me next, please?

Where's Nigel when he's needed . . .

Yeah.....I can picture Taipworm all shattered, heartbroken, getting drunk and knocking up Trev's door in the middle of the night!

Whatever turns you on

Yeah always suspected he preferred men. It's the way he sounds on this board.

He daydreams about knocking Trevor up!

From a woman's perspective doesn't he come across very gay?

Ah the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde duo are back again.

Demelza wrote:He daydreams about knocking Trevor up!

I feel for you Miss. Nevertheless be happy I am not daydreaming about knocking up your precious Taipworm. Only you deserve to suffer such a cruel fate.

taipan wrote: Yeah always suspected he preferred men. It's the way he sounds on this board.

Just like how You sound when Zat is around. I agree.


Anytime now JD will show up and lock this thread.

I have the impression he's Asexual, TBH taipan.

I've come across a few gay people in my time. Oooh, how's yer father?

So you agree on batty then Dan?

Maybe a eunuch.

Demelza wrote:Maybe a eunuch.

nah, don't think he has ever had any

Demelza wrote:Maybe a eunuch.

Why are we talking about you at all? Lets talk about your poppy seed flower...

Hey up, Laurel and Hardy are back.

No, they were in silent movies

Batman wrote:

Demelza wrote:Maybe a eunuch.

Why are we talking about you at all? Lets talk about your poppy seed flower...

You are scarily very freaky.

taipan wrote:No, they were in silent movies

Haven't you noticed we talk in words here, not actual speech?

eowyn wrote:

taipan wrote:No, they were in silent movies

Haven't you noticed we talk in words here, not actual speech?

Silent talk

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Demelza wrote:

horace wrote:i have no idea nor interest on that subject..

must say i am an admirer of the name "Augustus"

I Claudius was on last night.
Good stuff.

It took me years to work out why the title of the show was I, Claudius but the writing in the title was I, Clavsdivs.

taipan wrote:So you agree on batty then Dan?

Nah, he's not particularly camp. Buckeroo is.

JGK wrote:

Demelza wrote:

horace wrote:i have no idea nor interest on that subject..

must say i am an admirer of the name "Augustus"

I Claudius was on last night.
Good stuff.

It took me years to work out why the title of the show was I, Claudius but the writing in the title was I, Clavsdivs.

You're very behind JGK!

Demelza wrote:

JGK wrote:

Demelza wrote:

horace wrote:i have no idea nor interest on that subject..

must say i am an admirer of the name "Augustus"

I Claudius was on last night.
Good stuff.

It took me years to work out why the title of the show was I, Claudius but the writing in the title was I, Clavsdivs.

You're very behind JGK!

I blame my proximty to the Queensland border.

JGK wrote:

Demelza wrote:

JGK wrote:

Demelza wrote:

horace wrote:i have no idea nor interest on that subject..

must say i am an admirer of the name "Augustus"

I Claudius was on last night.
Good stuff.

It took me years to work out why the title of the show was I, Claudius but the writing in the title was I, Clavsdivs.

You're very behind JGK!

I blame my proximty to the Queensland border.

Where did the second "s" in Clavdivs come from?

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:So you agree on batty then Dan?

Nah, he's not particularly camp. Buckeroo is.

So you agree there is a touch of campness

taipan wrote:
So you agree there is a touch of campness

Uhh, not sure really. It's hard to tell campness over this medium. I'd say no, there's two here with 'shout out' campness - three when Timmy was here.

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:So you agree on batty then Dan?

Nah, he's not particularly camp. Buckeroo is.

So you agree there is a touch of campness

You hoping to get lucky, taips?

eowyn wrote:Hey up, Laurel and Hardy are back.

While you and tac's forum conversations are like something from a very poor Carry On film.