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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 09:22

Ahhh, Britain. The land of Shakespeare and the Beatles, Churchill and the Queen. Rolling green hills, groovy London shops, hip plaids splashed over raincoats and umbrellas. Cut to the reality of 2009: the highest teen pregnancy rate in western Europe, a binge drinking culture that leaves drunk teens splayed out in the streets and rising knife crime that has turned some pub fights into deadly affairs.

Ahhh, Britain.

In the latest symbol of what some are calling "broken Britain," 13-year-old Alfie and his 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle became parents last week. The news sparked a flurry of handwringing from the media - and even ordinary folk admitted it didn't help that Alfie barely looked 10, let alone 13, as he cradled his newborn daughter.

Alfie's father, who reportedly has nine or 10 children of his own, gamely promised to have a "birds and the bees" chat with his son to prevent him from producing a second child before he grows facial hair.
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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 09:23

Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.
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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 09:24

Britainstan it seems needs Sharia asap.
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Post by taipan Mon 16 Feb 2009, 09:25

Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Post by Batman Mon 16 Feb 2009, 09:40

The story is incomplete. The boy's 'fatherhood' is being challenged by 2 other teenagers, a 16 and a 14 years old respectively. The girl was reported to have gone around with 8 partners at the time she concieved leading to anyone of them being the contender. Ah the joys and pains of growing up...


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Post by taipan Mon 16 Feb 2009, 09:43

Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 09:49

I think she milked the kid.
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Post by Batman Mon 16 Feb 2009, 09:53

*Buckaroo* wrote:I think she milked the kid.

She milked your kid?
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Post by Guest Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:02

Batman, this has been discussed quite a bit already, here . . .

http://www.flamingbails.com/the-flaming-bails-cricket-forum-f1/also-in-the-news--t5347-30.htm

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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:03

No, silly it happens only in Britain.

Very unobtrusive title that dem, unlike anything that shouts banindia .. lol
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Post by Guest Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:03

Click on the link you big pudding.

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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:04

Demelza wrote:Click on the link you big pudding.

read my response Brit mom.

title looks like someone's embarassed to admit.
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Post by Guest Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:05

Swine. You edited your post!

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Post by taipan Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:06

Demelza wrote:Swine. You edited your post!

First rule of the the forum is always to quote.
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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:09

Is that why you carry my post everywhere u mule ?

Dem, I think you edited your post too .. didn't see it there first.
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Post by Bradman Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:10

What Taips said.
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Post by Guest Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:11

Bradman wrote:What Taips said.
Noted

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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:13

unless you change topic title .. I'll continue me banter here.
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Post by taipan Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:17

*Buckaroo* wrote:unless you change topic title .. I'll continue me banter here.

Then you will be by yourself on this topic
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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:23

taipan wrote:Then you will be by yourself on this topic

It's always lonely at the top. king
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Post by Bradman Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:36

Why is it that Subi's can hang shit on countries that manage to change governments without the share price of the local funeral companies going through the roof, and when it comes to social debate, hang the same shit on those countries who have one without large amounts of C4 being part of the equation.


Again what Taips said, and until the rest of the world can have a head of govt walk down the street without being worried about his fellow citizens, let alone his own body guards, blowing him/her away fix your own ****** backyard up first.
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Post by taipan Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:38

Bradman wrote:Why is it that Subi's can hang shit on countries that manage to change governments without the share price of the local funeral companies going through the roof, and when it comes to social debate, hang the same shit on those countries who have one without large amounts of C4 being part of the equation.


Again what Taips said, and until the rest of the world can have a head of govt walk down the street without being worried about his fellow citizens, let alone his own body guards, blowing him/her away fix your own ****** backyard up first.

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Post by *Buckaroo* Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:51

Bradman wrote:Why is it that Subi's can hang shit on countries that manage to change governments without the share price of the local funeral companies going through the roof, and when it comes to social debate, hang the same shit on those countries who have one without large amounts of C4 being part of the equation.


Again what Taips said, and until the rest of the world can have a head of govt walk down the street without being worried about his fellow citizens, let alone his own body guards, blowing him/her away fix your own ****** backyard up first.

Most political assasinations in the world are masterminded by western intelligence agencies only.

though the players may be local.
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Post by Bradman Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:43

Having lunch the other day with an old school friend who works for the SIS. He had a shitload of middle eastern newspapers on the coffee table when I joined him at the club, all screaming the normal death to the west crap, throw off the imperialist yolk, etc, etc.

All of which he was ignoring in favour of an old Robert Ludlum novel.

After the usual pleasantries he started bitching about his salary, the kid's school fees, the miserable pension he had to look forward to and the fact that old field men like him were ignored by the powers that be.

Commenting that if he was that depressed he might want to bin the newspapers and the Grand Kleegle of the Conspiracy novel he replied that this sort of stuff actually cheered him up.

"Nice to know how powerful I really am Old Boy."
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Post by Invader Zim Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:48

Looking forward to that autobiography, qm3...
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