Re: 2009 Shield Final thread: Vile Vixen v Buggered Billies

by Ross Mon 16 Mar 2009, 03:13

Have to think YT has done enough to get in the Ashes squad. Average of 58 this season to go with an average of 57 in his last two Tests...

by skully Mon 16 Mar 2009, 03:20

Ross wrote:Have to think YT has done enough to get in the Ashes squad. Average of 58 this season to go with an average of 57 in his last two Tests...

Stoopid Vomit. geek

by Ross Mon 16 Mar 2009, 03:21

phurt, it's all true.

1/65, by the way.

by skully Mon 16 Mar 2009, 03:44

What did the Shield Champions end up with?

by Ross Mon 16 Mar 2009, 03:49

510.

banjos are 2/81 now with both openers out to Harwood.

by skully Mon 16 Mar 2009, 03:59

510!!! PMSL at the stoopid Banjos.

So did SHYT get his ton?

by Zat Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:00

The vomits are going to be even more unbearably smug now. And there's still the chance of an innings victory.

FFS...

by G.Wood Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:03

Vomitville is the India of Australia

by skully Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:05

Well, I'll say it.

Congrats to:

horrie
Nath (they didn't choke, man)
Ross

and a posthumous congrats to Noodles.

And I think holcs claims the Vomits as his as well, don't he?

by Zat Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:23

Aye, congrats to all vomits.

Don't choke on it. Well, not all of you, anyway.

by bodyline Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:26

Nath wrote:
skully wrote:Was there ever any doubt? The softest cricketer since soft-centred cricketers were invented. 3 dropped catches from him alone.

heart of a marshmellow and body of a KitKat.

The spine of a jellybaby.

by Ross Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:31

huzzah, 5/113 now and into the tail

by skully Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:32

Bwahahahaha. No surprise really.

Banjos just wanna go home.

by skully Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:40

Finally got the CA site to load on this qunt of work network connection.

So SHYT top scored and [snigger] the Banjo middle order didn't:

Watson, SR c Wade b Nannes--13
Symonds, A b McKay----------14

Oh.Dear.

by Zat Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:50

Watson, SR c Wade b Nannes--13
Symonds, A b McKay----------14

Just waiting for the POm forumers to wake up and start demanding their immediate selection for the Ashes.

by G.Wood Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:55

All the stoopidchips need now is for ShyTYT to start taking wickets to complete their shame.

by Zat Mon 16 Mar 2009, 04:57

Upside to a Vomit Innings victory - Hodge doesn't get to bat a second time.

by skully Mon 16 Mar 2009, 05:17

Zat wrote:Upside to a Vomit Innings victory - Hodge doesn't get to bat a second time.

by Ross Mon 16 Mar 2009, 06:23

57.6 White to Simpson, OUT, White throws it up wide of off stump but it drifts back in and goes on with the arm and Simpson leaves it alone and it takes off stump about half way up
CP Simpson b White 27 (0m 63b 4x4 0x6) SR: 42.85

rofl

by skully Mon 16 Mar 2009, 06:39

P.MS.L

by Nath Mon 16 Mar 2009, 06:43

LULZ!

by skully Mon 16 Mar 2009, 06:47

bodyline wrote:
Nath wrote:
skully wrote:Was there ever any doubt? The softest cricketer since soft-centred cricketers were invented. 3 dropped catches from him alone.

heart of a marshmellow and body of a KitKat.

The spine of a jellybaby.

I hope Lee Furlong is reading the news on Fox Sports news tonight. Bet there's no mention of her boy's sh!thouse performance. 3 drops (or did he drop more this morning?), couldn't bowl because of a torn heart string, made a world beating 13 and looked like a d!ck with that stoopid nose strip on.

And people want this qunt in the Aus side. FFS.

by Nath Mon 16 Mar 2009, 06:48

aw crap, we're batting again. so much for an innings victory...

by lardbucket Mon 16 Mar 2009, 06:49

Vale Martin Love ...

Congratulations Victoria.

by peterg Mon 16 Mar 2009, 07:01

Why on earth bat again. They could not lose imposing the follow on, there's not enough time. But they could have the satisfaction of actually winning, which is more remote this way.

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