50 posts away from 300,000

Nah, now he has had his arse licked he'll slink away and slip back in later.

taipan wrote:Nah, now he has had his arse licked he'll slink away and slip back in later.

PMSL
Another one of your fetishes saffer ?
Licking other peoples arses ?!!

Good ... I'll have use for you in an hour's time, so stick around.

Merlin wrote:

taipan wrote:Nah, now he has had his arse licked he'll slink away and slip back in later.

PMSL
Another one of your fetishes saffer ?
Licking other peoples arses ?!!

Good ... I'll have use for you in an hour's time, so stick around.

yep, screwed that one up.

So do we know who posted the 300,000th post? Zoggy would've got a woody over that sort of milestone.

Is he bored with us?

Current count, as of this post, 300,227.

skully wrote:So do we know who posted the 300,000th post? Zoggy would've got a woody over that sort of milestone.

Is he bored with us?

Current count, as of this post, 300,227.

He said he was in mourning for JG.

Sorry taips. It's too late and I'm too tired to even try to work that out. "JG"?

Jade Goody

Ah, I see. Pommy BB, meh. Correction: BB, meh.

So...are we there yet?

I haven't seen the board start flashing in different colours and send all its emoticons dancing around the screen so I must assume the amount of b*ll*cks being spewed has decreased rapidly since Dello forwarned us of the impending milestone.

Is this sort of like "the nervous nineties?

But this is Paradise, Revolutionary Medical Person. A 'Real' Paradise - no longer on 'P' plates.

We don't have tawdry, ostentatious displays in Paradise.

Well, not often.

300, 000 is a hella lotta bollocks.

We have digital x-rays, CT scans and MRIs, are p plates something I have to look forward to? lotta bollocks are here welcome and needed.....

CAT scans, PET scans, and Lab testing ... doctors are just failed vets, not clever enough to look after other animals.

300000 is a grand achievement. It's a bit annoying that people still rock up and insist on only talking about cricket.

spangler wrote:300000 is a grand achievement.

It's 300 grand of achievements.

Cricket? What's cricket? I thought this was a forum for the sadistic, the perverted and the downright evil amongst us to express ourselves. It works so well because we bring out the worst in each other.

Am I right quntish?

lardbucket wrote:300, 000 is a hella lotta bollocks.

But a lotta p!ss funny bollocks along the way.

Here's to our next 300,000 posts worth of giggles.

*groans*

Hehehe, old round shoulders Dello doesn't agree.

skully wrote:

lardbucket wrote:300, 000 is a hella lotta bollocks.

But a lotta p!ss funny bollocks along the way.

Here's to our next 300,000 posts worth of giggles.

...sage...more dismal spiv failues in the Shield...the hilarity of the Chokeroat and the Aunt sally of international cricket...bunk campaigning for his spot back ahead of sids and midge...english cricket and the judgement skills of Modi will all make for great hilarity in future years

lardbucket wrote:But this is Paradise, Revolutionary Medical Person. A 'Real' Paradise - no longer on 'P' plates.

We don't have tawdry, ostentatious displays in Paradise.

Well, not often.

300, 000 is a hella lotta bollocks.

Aye, A TRUE PARADISE!!!!

No tawdry displays, just Puckaroo

I had P plates. You may as well just invite the car behind you to attach themselves to your bumper.

lardbucket wrote:But this is Paradise, Revolutionary Medical Person. A 'Real' Paradise - no longer on 'P' plates.

We don't have tawdry, ostentatious displays in Paradise.

Well, not often.

300, 000 is a hella lotta bollocks.

Aye, A TRUE PARADISE!!!!

No tawdry displays, just Puckaroo

lardbucket wrote:But this is Paradise, Revolutionary Medical Person. A 'Real' Paradise - no longer on 'P' plates.

We don't have tawdry, ostentatious displays in Paradise.

Well, not often.

300, 000 is a hella lotta bollocks.

Aye, A TRUE PARADISE!!!!

No tawdry displays, just Puckaroo

lardbucket wrote:But this is Paradise, Revolutionary Medical Person. A 'Real' Paradise - no longer on 'P' plates.

We don't have tawdry, ostentatious displays in Paradise.

Well, not often.

300, 000 is a hella lotta bollocks.

Aye, A TRUE PARADISE!!!!

No tawdry displays, just Puckaroo

So good, he said it thrice...