Bell at Three?

Oh joy, TGM (the gay monkey) is back with a bang and will almost certainly be restored to the England side for the umpeenth time in the near-future.

Looked very pleased & content with himself in that interview on Sky yesterday...

It's almost 3 bells here.

Hells Bell's!!!

That innings was so farkin predictable. It's a big shame that Shah has looked so out of his depth so far as runs from him would have rendered Bell's bullying of medium pace county attacks irrelevant.

Bell always does this, I think he scored a double-ton for Warwickshire before that 199 vs SA; cue a run of rubbish scores in which he looked like a total numpty. When he's recalled this time and fails, he has to go for good. I shall be absolutely delighted if his first innings back ends with his off-stump being knocked out by Jerome Taylor/whoever's fit for a first-ball blob.

Who will bell the cat? Or in this case bell the Bell?

I nearly kicked the cat when I found out the testicle-less one had cashed in on another mediocre County attack on a flat track and played his way straight back into the side...

Crawley, Hick, Ramps, Bell - take your pick. The only difference is that Dingdong plays in an era of weak bowling so appears to have decent figures.

Not sure Creepy was ever that good.

He was as good as Bell. My point is that none of those fellows were really mentally tough enough.

Bell of Ace might do OK at #5 or #6. KP should be forced to bat at #3.

shocked at the english acrimony directed against england's form batsman

back to back tons on a tough wicket against top bowling . . . .what more do they want?

spot on tac...plus he is the true spirit of pomgolian cricket...prescisely as aquacker if the spirit of Indian cricket and bung/haddit/fleas are of ours

Is speed now part of your meds Horrie?

hehehehe@bas...these days it takes a ton of severely roasted coffee beans to get me moving

A damn hot curry does the job for me

the spirit of english cricket seems to have a similar affect on the pomgolian entrails

Oh f*ck me. F*ck me with a great big trowel. There should be a law against Taunton.

He must've licked his lips when he saw his warm up matches were at Lords and first CC fixtures at Taunton against the might of Omari farking Banks!

What a little qunt.

pmsl@holcsy

To select Bell again or not? ... English cricket (selection) in crisis ... the Eunuch crisis.