FFS!

JGK wrote:Phurt - it's the only thing in his life that is guaranteed to toughen him up.

Or break the poor lad's heart. 1999 did it for me. I will never forgive that showpony Choc for the attempted one-handed put down as we stood at 18-0 (woulda been 24-0 and "Oh when the Saints..."). The rest, as they say, is history.

Aye - 1999 was the one we pissed away.

Although we really should have won in 2005 as well.

JGK wrote:Although we really should have won in 2005 as well.

Aye, combo of sh!t reffing and Trent Barrett's soft c0ck beat us that year.

'99 is my favourite. Turned to my two rabid STG ( and therefore seriously deranged), supporting Uncles and said "penalty try" before Billy H had even done the whole video ref signal thing.

Shortly afterwards I then jumped in the nearest vehicle and drove like a bat out of Hell to wherever sane people lived.

skully, I think you should engage your happy clappy Christian buddies to pay for ???'s soul because he is without doubt going to burn in hell for all eternity.

Baby I'm already toasting and Lucifer is trying to make a pact with St. Peter to keep me out.

If you give me your phone number I can probably round up some people to run an intervention for your son.

Bradman wrote:Fark I wish I knew how to do that shit.

That is not an invitation for more instructions BTW. I think I'll spend the day trying to work it out for myself. How farking hard can it be?

Dello's the master at that kind of stuff, I just followed his lead. Mind you, if Dello and I can manage it, it can't really be that difficult.

I'm a klutz mate, but I'm slowly getting there. Thank fark for the preview feature.

If only there was a preview feature in real life . . . . I might be happily married and still in my old job . .. .

fark that , I take it all back . . .

tac wrote:If only there was a preview feature in real life . . . . I might be happily married and still in my old job . .. .

Possibly the wisest thing you've ever said, taccy.

JGK wrote:Phurt - it's the only thing in his life that is guaranteed to toughen him up.

That or being the nephew of Phil Gould.

Aye, bl. Is Gus the biggest qunt in sports commentary at the moment? Fark he sh!ts me.

Gus v Sticky = qunt v qunt.

Knew Stuart about 20 years ago, he was a qunt then.

Ran into him a couple of years back, he was still a qunt.

Can't imagine why his MO would have changed subsequent to that.

at the moment

Gould actually gives qunts a bad name and has done since whatever thing spawned him was raped by a particularly evil jackal.

I think Channel Nine hate ricky too. They kept replaying the lay down misere try one of his players missed with his voiceover bitching about the refs.

JGK wrote:Gus v Sticky = qunt v qunt.

Sage. Fark, he is such a weak whinging qunt these days, ol' Sticky.

skully wrote:

JGK wrote:Gus v Sticky = qunt v qunt.

Sage. Fark, he is such a weak whinging qunt these days, ol' Sticky.

He was the main reason I was hoping the Kiwis would knock over the Aussies in the Leeegilly last year.

Bradman wrote:I think Channel Nine hate ricky too. They kept replaying the lay down misere try one of his players missed with his voiceover bitching about the refs.

Laugh?? I PMS.

In SSPFSP this morning, there was a 'report' that someone's trying to line Sticky and Gus up for a boxing match.

Hope it doesn't come about, because it might mean all the BS between them is fake.

Mind you, it could be the first boxing match where the spectators hope the combatants literally killl each other.

I still think Gus wins in the "who's the bigger tit" stakes.

skully wrote:I still think Gus wins in the "who's got the bigger mantits" stakes.

Fixed.

Give Ricky time skulls, he's only been at it since he was a prize wanker at St Edmunds.

Bradman wrote:Give Ricky time skulls, he's only been at it since he was a prize wanker at St Edmunds.

That's about when I first met him...