How many push ups can you do?

by PlanetPakistan Mon 01 Jun 2009, 00:11

45 for me(using 2 hands)

Trying to hit 60 by the end of the summer.

by DJ_Smerk Mon 01 Jun 2009, 00:34

Is this thread in response to Tac's "scrawny girl arms" comment on the other thread? Rolling Eyes

by horace Mon 01 Jun 2009, 01:32

I request very politely that the nurse do the push ups for me

by Bradman Mon 01 Jun 2009, 01:37

Wouldn't that be detrimental to your blood pressure and ticker or do they all look like Nurse Ratchett?

by horace Mon 01 Jun 2009, 01:41

good point...whenever i get untoward she requests me to try and fix the ward toaster with a wet fork...the old short term memory ain't what it used to be

by tac Mon 01 Jun 2009, 03:11

PlanetPakistan wrote:45 for me(using 2 hands)

Trying to hit 60 by the end of the summer.

PP, you should be able to increase by 10 each week . . . don't push yourself to fail, just do what you can within your limit each day for 2 weeks just to get in trim and then add 10 each week after that . . . you (any bloke) should be able to do 100-150 comfortably . . .

by Henry Mon 01 Jun 2009, 03:21

Tac the personal trainer......

by tac Mon 01 Jun 2009, 03:23

by Zat Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:15

Fit as a Mallee Bull, Jack?

by skully Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:20

100-150 push ups. Get farked.

by G.Wood Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:21

per week he was talking about, shirley

by skully Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:23

Indeed.

by tac Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:25

If you do them every day, lads . . . I wouldn't recommend getting down and trying to pound out a quick 50 for any of you qunts . . . .

by Bradman Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:27

Do you clap in between each?

by tac Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:28

no, save my applause for the end . . .

by Zat Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:29

tac wrote:If you do them every day, lads . . . I wouldn't recommend getting down and trying to pound out a quick 50 for any of you qunts . . . .

So you're the forum expert on pounding out a quick one or 50? I would've thought there were bigger wankers than you here.

by Bradman Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:30

Ah! That explains it. Always figured you for a "I'm to sexy for my shirt" kind of guy.

by tac Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:31

Zat wrote:
tac wrote:If you do them every day, lads . . . I wouldn't recommend getting down and trying to pound out a quick 50 for any of you qunts . . . .
So you're the forum expert on pounding out a quick one or 50? I would've thought there were bigger wankers than you here.

Fark me, who'd have thought you lads were all so fragile about your fitness levels? I was just giving PP some advice coz I felt bad about the "scrawny girly arms" comment . . .

by tac Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:33

Bradman wrote:Ah! That explains it. Always figured you for a "I'm to sexy for my shirt" kind of guy.

Not in the slightest, bradders, I work out everyday coz I've got a crook shoulder and it needs constant work . . .

by Zat Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:33

tac wrote:
Zat wrote:
tac wrote:If you do them every day, lads . . . I wouldn't recommend getting down and trying to pound out a quick 50 for any of you qunts . . . .
So you're the forum expert on pounding out a quick one or 50? I would've thought there were bigger wankers than you here.

Fark me, who'd have thought you lads were all so fragile about your fitness levels? I was just giving PP some advice coz I felt bad about the "scrawny girly arms" comment . . .

So you were still talking about push ups? I thought you were referring to your wanking prowess...

by tac Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:34

Zat wrote:
tac wrote:
Zat wrote:
tac wrote:If you do them every day, lads . . . I wouldn't recommend getting down and trying to pound out a quick 50 for any of you qunts . . . .
So you're the forum expert on pounding out a quick one or 50? I would've thought there were bigger wankers than you here.

Fark me, who'd have thought you lads were all so fragile about your fitness levels? I was just giving PP some advice coz I felt bad about the "scrawny girly arms" comment . . .
So you were still talking about push ups? I thought you were referring to your wanking prowess...

I don't any of us could come close to Danny on that . . .

by Zat Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:41

tac wrote:
Zat wrote:
tac wrote:
Zat wrote:
tac wrote:If you do them every day, lads . . . I wouldn't recommend getting down and trying to pound out a quick 50 for any of you qunts . . . .
So you're the forum expert on pounding out a quick one or 50? I would've thought there were bigger wankers than you here.

Fark me, who'd have thought you lads were all so fragile about your fitness levels? I was just giving PP some advice coz I felt bad about the "scrawny girly arms" comment . . .
So you were still talking about push ups? I thought you were referring to your wanking prowess...

I don't any of us could come close to Danny on that . . .

WTAAS...

by tac Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:44

phurt . . . you know what I meant . . .

by Zat Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:47

SIUUBG

by Henry Mon 01 Jun 2009, 04:58

This thread is a bit santa

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