Re: The Ashes Oracle

by Basil Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:34

DJ_Smerk wrote:It's night time.

He might just be asking for your opinion of the weather tomorrow - ya Welsh doom-brain!

by tac Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:35

lol@ bas . . .calling it pretty straight . . .

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:36

Well Tac, I assume the weather will be overcast and quite breezy which will sun over as the afternoon rolls on.

I went to the ground today. Asked if I could meet the players, I got turned away and chased with pitchforks and torches.

by JKLever Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:38

DJ_Smerk wrote:Well Tac, I assume the weather will be overcast and quite breezy which will sun over as the afternoon rolls on.

I went to the ground today. Asked if I could meet the players, I got turned away and chased with pitchforks and torches.

The Sky lady said there was a chance of a delayed start until around midday.

Another oracle prediction : Most Rain Cardiff/Cardiff

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:39

So Cardiff is sh!t.

Am I the only one that disagrees with this?

by G.Wood Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:40

DJ_Smerk wrote:

I went to the ground today. Asked if I could meet the players, I got turned away and chased with pitchforks and torches.

Perhaps you should have left that large tub of lubricant at home

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:40

I tried my luck and it didn't pay off.

by JKLever Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:41

Appearance of MIA Forummer Gary111/Lardbucket

by tac Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:42

Dem was with him?

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:43

Filo will show up I reckon.

I expect Batturoo and Buckman to show up!

by LeFromage Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:43

Number of Tests Flintoff will play in: 2

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:43

Number of balls aired up by Monty in a Test: 4

by Basil Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:44

Haven't been to Cardiff since the days that Sophia Gardens was no better than a decent club ground - it wazzed down all day then!

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:45

Come on now lads, I'm just trying to get along here like everyone else. Less of the BS about Wales and Cardiff. Lets just try and enjoy some quality cricket.

by Basil Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:46

Number of contentious umpires decisions: all of the feckers

by tac Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:47

Number of MBEs awarded: none

by JKLever Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:48

Number of times Colly is bowled off the inside edge: 6

Number of Appeals by Monty the whole series: 65

Number of realistic appeals by Monty all series: 4

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:48

Number of front foot LBW's: 16

by JKLever Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:50

Number of times Smerk complains about Welshist forumming: 3763

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:51

Number of Times Glamorgan Wins in the next two months: -1

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:52

JKLever wrote:Number of times Smerk complains about Welshist forumming: 3763

I rise above the bait more times than most.

by Basil Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:52

Number of Aussies going home under assumed names: 16

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:53

Number of new forummers: 12 (all horace)

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:55

Number of times SAF and India mentioned in an Ashes Test Thread: unlimited.

by Basil Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:56

Number of times Haddin says " Bowled Shane": absolutely fecking zero!

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