Re: The Ashes Oracle

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 00:57

Number of times Haddin says "Bowled Haurrie": absolutely fecking zero!

by JKLever Wed 08 Jul 2009, 01:01

DJ_Smerk wrote:Number of times Haddin says "Bowled Haurrie": absolutely fecking zero!

Number of times the forum says 'Get F****d Horrie' : 3245

by Basil Wed 08 Jul 2009, 01:02

JKLever wrote:
DJ_Smerk wrote:Number of times Haddin says "Bowled Haurrie": absolutely fecking zero!

Number of times the forum says 'Get F****d Horrie' : 3245

By tea on the first day?

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 01:03

11.09am. First morning.

by Zat Wed 08 Jul 2009, 01:48

Get ****** horrie.

Just getting in early.

by horace Wed 08 Jul 2009, 01:52

JKLever wrote:

First forum sook Henry/Zim

verily I say..." JKLever's goat's entrails speaketh the the truth"

by horace Wed 08 Jul 2009, 01:57

Basil wrote:
JKLever wrote:
DJ_Smerk wrote:Number of times Haddin says "Bowled Haurrie": absolutely fecking zero!

Number of times the forum says 'Get F****d Horrie' : 3245

By tea on the first day?

'
thanx Bas...something to finally aspire to.

by Zat Wed 08 Jul 2009, 02:01

This post was made by horace who is brain dead and doesn't realilse I don't read his posts. Display this post.

by Invader Zim Wed 08 Jul 2009, 02:19

Remember that time horrie fell into an open sewer and died?

Oh wait, that was just a dream...a sweet sweet dream...

by PearlJ Wed 08 Jul 2009, 02:47

Number of times a stupid commentator says something stupid: As many minutes as there are in the day

by horace Wed 08 Jul 2009, 03:05

zimmy appears to be drinking his own bathwater again...

predictions
KP and Fred to both get injured...England to draw at least one test(courtesy of a laboured knock from fleas and dropped catches by both fleas and haddit)...Hughes to have a good series, midge to to continue his improvement, north to to make some cracking knocks and top the run scoring.

by buckSH Wed 08 Jul 2009, 03:07

England will win the first, the Aussies will win the rest.

my prediction.

by Zat Wed 08 Jul 2009, 03:17

Invader Zim wrote:Remember that time horrie fell into an open sewer and died?

Oh wait, that was just a dream...a sweet sweet dream...

Good times...

by furriner Wed 08 Jul 2009, 04:10

Ian Bell to be knighted.

by eowyn Wed 08 Jul 2009, 07:43

furriner wrote:Ian Bell to be ~~knighted~~ blighted.

Fixed.

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 07:44

Ian Bell will win young player of the year and break through player of the year award.

He'll be on the cusp of greatness....again.

by Mick Sawyer Wed 08 Jul 2009, 08:51

furriner wrote:Ian Bell to be knighted.

snigger

by LeFromage Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:42

Dello wrote:Bit late in the day to cast my all-seeing eye over the upcoming series, but here's what the spirits are telling me:

Leading run-scorer (Eng/Aus): Strauss/Hussey
Leading wicket-taker (Eng/Aus): Anderson/Clark
Biggest under-achiever (Eng/Aus): Pietersen/Johnson - That's a win for my KP prediction, while Johnson is on target...
Biggest over-achiever (Eng/Aus): Prior/Siddle
Retired at the end of the series: Flintoff - Win
Series result: 1-3 - still on

Dello wrote:Totally left-field selection at some point (Eng/Aus): Hoggard/Watson opening - Win

by JKLever Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:48

You da man....

Mine

Leading run-scorer (Eng/Aus): Bopara/Katich - blinded by his Essexness
Leading wicket-taker (Eng/Aus): Swann/Johnson - Swanny is a chance?
Biggest under-achiever (Eng/Aus): Pietersen/Hughes - I think I collect double points here
Biggest over-achiever (Eng/Aus): Anderson/Hauritz - In with a shout - worth treble for this call surely?
Retired at the end of the series: Nobody
Series result: 1-3 - still possible

by Chivalry Augustus Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:50

If you're claiming Pietersen as an underachiever on the basis of three pretty decent efforts, all batting on one leg, then you're bull-shitting your way to prediction king.

by JKLever Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:52

Chivalry Augustus wrote:If you're claiming Pietersen as an underachiever on the basis of three pretty decent efforts, all batting on one leg, then you're bull-shitting your way to prediction king.

There are no rules in this competition about BS..... back in your pen.

by LeFromage Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:55

Chivalry Augustus wrote:If you're claiming Pietersen as an underachiever on the basis of three pretty decent efforts, all batting on one leg, then you're bull-shitting your way to prediction king.

He would've been expected to be England's leading run scorer. Chances are he'll finish at the bottom of the pile.

Win.

by DJ_Smerk Fri 31 Jul 2009, 02:04

JKLever wrote:
Chivalry Augustus wrote:If you're claiming Pietersen as an underachiever on the basis of three pretty decent efforts, all batting on one leg, then you're bull-shitting your way to prediction king.

There are no rules in this competition about BS..... back in your pen.

Hang on, I thought you were the good guy?

by horace Fri 31 Jul 2009, 03:23

horace wrote:zimmy appears to be drinking his own bathwater again...correct

predictions
KP and Fred to both get injured 1.5 out of two...England to draw at least one test(courtesy of a laboured knock from fleas and dropped catches by both fleas and haddit) half correct...F;eas laboured ton and the sieve's byes cost us a win ...Hughes to have a good series oh dear, midge to to continue his improvement,oh dear north to to make some cracking knocks and top the run scoring.

some achieved - some not...wished I had the foresight to predict the Sieve's busted finger...that was always a chance given his ineptitude with the gloves

by skully Fri 31 Jul 2009, 04:07

Sh!t, forgot to get my predictions in.

Predictions:

horrie will post and make no sense.
horrie will gibber on endlesslessly using nicknames that make no sense.
horrie will forget to change his colostomy bag and stink the joint up.

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