Re: Tiger Woods

by taipan Mon 07 Dec 2009, 11:34

buckSH wrote:he told me to 'grin and [strike]bearstrike]bare it'.

Meaning you were getting shafted.

by skully Mon 07 Dec 2009, 11:37

So how do you expect me to react to your threats, Farky, ya dill? Rolling Eyes

Do I need to repeat ... "Words on a page"?

What are you gonna do, push the red button?? Twisted Evil

by PeterCS Mon 07 Dec 2009, 14:27

This whole thread has taken on a bit of a turn for the worse.

We need the Blue Helmets in, fast.

by furriner Mon 07 Dec 2009, 16:29

PeterCS wrote:....

We need the Blue Helmets in, fast.

That's what Tiger said, just before...

Trying to get the thread back on topic.

by bodyline Mon 07 Dec 2009, 23:21

Latest news - Elin's moved out.

And now no7 is a porn star.

Tiger Taming

by LeFromage Tue 08 Dec 2009, 00:13

buckSH wrote:

to be fair to Dello, he did warn Zat about it after which there was a flounce. But he then also proceeded to make him a 'glossary editor'.

"Glossary editor" isn't some kind of reward, you drooling spunk-receptacle. It's a matter of simple practicality as he, and lardy, created the glossary - in their own spare time: a positive and worthwhile contribution to the forum and for the forum.

What have you done?

buckSH wrote:which means 'whitey' always gets another chance, whereas the subi was kicked in the nuts.

Did you not get another chance when I let you rejoin even though I was more than justified in banning you for your incessant trolling?

by Guest Tue 08 Dec 2009, 00:30

Dello wrote:
Did you not get another chance when I let you rejoin even though I was more than justified in banning you for your incessant trolling?

You know what, I reckon the only bannable offence on this forum should be reporting the forum.

Call me crazy, but I think that would work.

by DJ_Smerk Tue 08 Dec 2009, 00:31

That would mean banning Tac, Vikas and Buckaroo?

Cool

by bodyline Tue 08 Dec 2009, 01:41

bodyline wrote:Latest news - Elin's moved out.

And now no7 is a porn star.

Tiger Taming

Obviously Tiger took all those yanks yelling

In the hole

as meaning - get your load off.

by PeterCS Tue 08 Dec 2009, 02:17

Oh please - that's in really poor taste.

by bodyline Tue 08 Dec 2009, 02:55

PeterCS wrote:Oh please - that's in really poor taste.

No - poor taste is some of the things he's been bedding.

by PeterCS Tue 08 Dec 2009, 03:08

It's only hearsay, this seventh one.

I mean, he wasn't actually photographed in the light rough between the trees, taking his wood out of the bag. Nor was his caddy.

by bodyline Tue 08 Dec 2009, 03:41

PeterCS wrote:It's only hearsay, this seventh one.

I mean, he wasn't actually photographed in the light rough between the trees, taking his wood out of the bag. Nor was his caddy.

Imagine the headlines if Holly and the Tige made their own little video and it gets out.

by taipan Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:09

Hehehe. I hear the December edition of Golfing Digest has just come out. Supposedly the cover shows Tiger caddying for Obama and the headline states. "10 tips Tiger can give Obama"

by embee Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:27

taipan wrote:Hehehe. I hear the December edition of Golfing Digest has just come out. Supposedly the cover shows Tiger caddying for Obama and the headline states. "10 tips Tiger can give Obama"

This thread ...page 8 ...my first post ...it's a link

by taipan Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:28

Sorry MB.

My eyes got tired reading through last nights sookfest

by embee Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:29

I was pointing it out to you ...there was a photo of the cover in the link (if it still exists )

by taipan Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:34

Thanks

What happened to the pm BTW?

by embee Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:42

had to run around filming christmas lights for the in laws

you should get it tonight

by skully Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:43

Deary me, a "sex addict", ay??

Tiger, you have become a laughing stock.

by taipan Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:44

Thanks.

So baby's first Chrissie

by embee Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:46

Yep

She's just got her first tooth ...and will probably be crawling full on by christmas ...she can manage a decent slither at the moment

by skully Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:48

About time for a pic update, A.

by Bradman Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:49

skully wrote:Deary me, a "sex addict", ay??

Tiger, you have become a laughing stock.

Give me that much money at 18 and I may have become a laughing stock. And I wouldn't have given a rat's.

Where professional sportsmen fall down is they get married (normally to real honeys) and say "Hey! I'm ten foot tall and bullet proof.

by taipan Tue 08 Dec 2009, 06:52

Bradman wrote:
skully wrote:Deary me, a "sex addict", ay??

Tiger, you have become a laughing stock.

Give me that much money at 18 and I may have become a laughing stock. And I wouldn't have given a rat's.

Where professional sportsmen fall down is they get married (normally to real honeys) and say "Hey! I'm ten foot tall and bullet proof.

Where Tiger fell down was presenting himself as a paragon of virtue.

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