Tiger Woods

I see the jokes are starting.

My best so far is what is the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball.

Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 metres.

Glenn Mitchell said during the cricket that it was bad club selection ....Tiger should have chosen the driver

I also heard one about his wife turning him into a scratch golfer.

A rough drive leaves Tiger in the woods.

Would there have been an outcry had Tiger scratched his wife's face.

I heard Tiger Woods got $7 million for just promoting a driver at an event once....



(Note: Driver? Correct me, go on I dare you, I mean the one which you use to tee off)


(Note II: The joke is that he didn't get more)

Played around, played a round, anyone?

Bradman wrote:Played around, played a round, anyone?

Front or back nine?

He's worth it. I suppose. Why doesn't he sit on his 155foot yacht and say "Fark you guys"

Even Tiger can't guarantee where his balls will go.

Why the fark doen't he just sit back and suck it up?

Image rights.
Right now, Gillette ain't too pleased.

First Henry's hand ball and now Woods's wandering pecker....

Now all they need is for Fed to come out of the tennis closet for Wilkinson (no, not Jonny) shares to leap!!

Merlin wrote:Image rights.
Right now, Gillette ain't too pleased.

First Henry's hand ball and now Woods's wandering pecker....

Now all they need is for Fed to come out of the tennis closet for Wilkinson (no, not Jonny) shares to leap!!

Merls he can sit there and say I don't give a fark. Why would he do anythuing else?

Bradman wrote:He's worth it. I suppose. Why doesn't he sit on his 155foot yacht and say "Fark you guys"

Bradman wrote:Why the fark doen't he just sit back and suck it up?

Bradman wrote:Merls he can sit there and say I don't give a fark. Why would he do anythuing else?

Erm, do you think we are hard of hearing, qmy?

Nup skulls. But I'm pretty farked up.

Merls he can sit there and say I don't give a fark. Why would he do anythuing else?

You and I would Bradders (with $100 million plus to back us up) ...but I honestly believe Woods is kinda puritanical, and comes across (other than with Ms Uchitel) as a seriously straight and rather no-nonsense prudish person focused only on his end game.

Nothing wrong with that mind ...

I don't think that Pointing Percy in directions other than his missus - and then getting caught - was within his moral compass somehow!

Merlin wrote:

Merls he can sit there and say I don't give a fark. Why would he do anythuing else?

You and I would Bradders (with $100 million plus to back us up) ...but I honestly believe Woods is kinda puritanical, and comes across (other than with Ms Uchitel) as a seriously straight and rather no-nonsense prudish person focused only on his end game.
Nothing wrong with that mind ...

I don't think that Pointing Percy in directions other than his missus - and then getting caught - was within his moral compass somehow!

Well that is clearly coming out

Bradman wrote:Nup skulls. But I'm pretty farked up.

Huzzah.

Ahh! Fark it! Boats cost a fortune. But they're fun, but some of those people are not fun.

Another bad day for black people?

Thanks Trev.

Tiger Tiger turning right
from the driveway late at night

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

The cops have hit Tiger with 4 points off his licence for his run in with the tree and the hydrant. But in other news (from SMH) ...

"The police announcement came as another woman laid claim to the title of Woods's mistress.

Cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, 24, told New York Daily News she and the 33-year-old became enmeshed in a 31-month-long affair after meeting in April 2007.

Ms Grubbs said she had photos and 300 provocative text messages to prove she was telling the truth."


Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, always remember to replace your divots.

Jaimee Grubbs. Could you make it up?

lardbucket wrote:Tiger Tiger turning right
from the driveway late at night