KFC Big Bash

Fish and chips isn't so bad. Well, the fish bit anyway. Sort of. Er, it's what I tell myself when I order it anyway.

Advice to all 20-somethings - stuff yourself with as much fast food as you can manage without ending up the size of a house. After that you start to worry that when you go to bed you won't wake up.

I try to get some salad in and plenty of water amongst all the crap.

Fortunately, I'm not one of those fussy eaters. People who don't like tomatoes in their sandwiches, bugger it, what's the big deal?

DJ_Smerk wrote:People who don't like tomatoes in their sandwiches, bugger it, what's the big deal?

That they're vile things that should be confined to a puree on a pizza base, or ketchup on chips?

I love vegetables, but my God I hate tomatoes.

Fortunately for me, I play highly energetic sports such as cricket......errrr oh bugger.

vilkrang wrote:My health wildly fluctuates, I can go to the gym regularly, eat healthily and not drink a lot for a couple of months only to eat junk food and get f*cked up every other day in the following two months.

(Until recently) I'm one who just does both, I'll eat healthy four times a week, in between once and unhealthily twice. I do exercise after a session, or even when caned. Got some f*cked up health problems that keep me from exercising currently, the jiggle has already started.

Shoeshine wrote:

That they're vile things that should be confined to a puree on a pizza base, or ketchup on chips?

I love vegetables, but my God I hate tomatoes.

I'm right there with you, cooked they're OK, otherwise they're shithouse.

As for in sandwiches in particular, they're acrid, watery and spoil the flavours of the other ingredients. Hellish.

The only place where tom's shouldn't be, is on a cooked breakfast.

Cooked breakfast - on the rare occasions I have one - is one of the few places I can cope with them. Sandwiches are just disgusting with them on, and I can't understand why they insist on putting them in, when so many people hate them.

In fact that brings me to another bugbear about sandwiches full stop. Why, WHY do they insist on putting forty-six different things in a sandwich? The more they include, the more certain it is you'll find something you hate in it. What's wrong with a simple ham/chicken/delete as appropriate sandwich?

Just add south west.

Shoeshine wrote:Sandwiches are just disgusting with them on, and I can't understand why they insist on putting them in, when so many people hate them.

In fact that brings me to another bugbear about sandwiches full stop. Why, WHY do they insist on putting forty-six different things in a sandwich? The more they include, the more certain it is you'll find something you hate in it. What's wrong with a simple ham/chicken/delete as appropriate sandwich?

I don't eat sandwiches but from the flavors I remember I can only think of brilliance such as BLT(easy to take the T out), Chicken, Lettuce and Bacon, Turkey and Stuffing. What varieties are you on about?

Brass Monkey wrote:

Shoeshine wrote:Sandwiches are just disgusting with them on, and I can't understand why they insist on putting them in, when so many people hate them.

In fact that brings me to another bugbear about sandwiches full stop. Why, WHY do they insist on putting forty-six different things in a sandwich? The more they include, the more certain it is you'll find something you hate in it. What's wrong with a simple ham/chicken/delete as appropriate sandwich?

I don't eat sandwiches but from the flavors I remember I can only think of brilliance such as BLT(easy to take the T out), Chicken, Lettuce and Bacon, Turkey and Stuffing. What varieties are you on about?

Well, if you go and try and buy a sandwich from more or less anywhere, you're faced with what they might call a chicken sandwich, but actually has about five thousand different fillings in it as well.

Thousand Island dressing?

Shoeshine: Could I just have the one island, please?

Tomatoes are godly, f*ck you guys.

DJ_Smerk wrote:Thousand Island dressing?

Shoeshine: Could I just have the one island, please?

Eeuwwww....

All salad dressings are revolting. It's a rule. How to ruin perfectly good vegetables in one easy lesson.

vilkrang wrote:Tomatoes are godly, f*ck you guys.

Yeah? Wanna come outside and say that - tomato-lover?

vilkrang wrote:Tomatoes are godly, f*ck you guys.

That's what you shitkickers in yokelville eat Mr. Vilks but I can assure you that us civilised townsfolk reject them with a passion only bestowed on lesbian shik-flicks.

KFC is the West Indies cricket teams food of choice. It's no wonder Gaye, Bravo, Pollard and Benn have accepted contracts to play in this tournament

WIFAN wrote:KFC is the West Indies cricket teams food of choice. It's no wonder Gaye, Bravo, Pollard and Benn have accepted contracts to play in this tournament

Maybe it's damned healthy. None of them have any jiggle going on.

Brass Monkey wrote:

WIFAN wrote:KFC is the West Indies cricket teams food of choice. It's no wonder Gaye, Bravo, Pollard and Benn have accepted contracts to play in this tournament

Maybe it's damned healthy. None of them have any jiggle going on.

Almost certainly. It's probably the athlete's choice, and everyone should feel very good about themselves when eating it. Note the complete absence of tomatoes in the cooking method.

There aren't many podgy WI cricketers....

Shoeshine wrote:
Almost certainly. It's probably the athlete's choice, and everyone should feel very good about themselves when eating it. Note the complete absence of tomatoes in the cooking method.

Aye!

DJ_Smerk wrote:There aren't many podgy WI cricketers....

Ravi Rampaul has been given the nickname 'Rotipaul' by unkind Jamaicans on caribbeancricket.com .

Shoeshine wrote: Australian KFC chicken tastes shite

You mean there's somewhere that KFC tastes good?

Zat wrote:

Shoeshine wrote: Australian KFC chicken tastes shite

You mean there's somewhere that KFC tastes good?

Kentucky, I imagine.

To make matters worse I had to go to my Aunt's for a pre-Christmas get together where curry was on the menu. This has been a particularly unhealthy day and I do not envy my toilet for what it will be put through tomorrow.

Vodka and Vino for Vilks.


That'll dissolve all the crap away.