Re: Australian State Cricket 2010/11

by Zat Thu 07 Oct 2010, 03:58

Do the Welsh have sex with their sisters?

by G.Wood Thu 07 Oct 2010, 04:16

that's like low strength beer. It sort of tastes the same but it just aint right

by skully Thu 07 Oct 2010, 04:37

G.Wood wrote:that's like low strength beer. It sort of tastes the same but it just aint right

And this is the Assassin's "choice" of weapon on Day 1 of Ashes T5. Cool

by embee Thu 07 Oct 2010, 07:04

Just means you'll drown before you die of alcoholic poisoning...ya SGDT

by skully Thu 07 Oct 2010, 07:57

So you're gonna hold me down and pour it down my throat, ya SGWT?? upyours

by horace Thu 07 Oct 2010, 07:59

I'm advised that spivs do not find swallowing difficult - how else can Retches beer be explained

by skully Thu 07 Oct 2010, 08:02

Can't argue with your sentiments on Reschs, h. Vile swill.

by horace Thu 07 Oct 2010, 08:04

must be RD's preferred brew then...

by embee Thu 07 Oct 2010, 12:50

skully wrote:So you're gonna hold me down and pour it down my throat, ya SGWT??

If you ask Mr Bucket and Mr Wood about their Assassinations you'll find I didnt do anything ...they were just Assassinated ...I was even on the other side of Oz when Mr Wood was Assassinated

by skully Thu 07 Oct 2010, 13:28

But I don't believe you were politely and unassumingly serving them up some watered down version of lighter than Lite Swan Bitter. As you correctly point out, you are more likely to drown on the Lite swill they serve up at the SCG than get p!ssed. So unless you are planning to smuggle the patented Assassin hip flask of vodka in and spike every drink, the Assassinating may have to wait until after play.

But hey, I'm game, or will I run away screaming like a little girl?. boozin

by G.Wood Thu 07 Oct 2010, 22:55

Don't tempt fate. He has mad wizard skills in this area. Nobody is quite sure how it happens but it happens.

by Zat Thu 07 Oct 2010, 23:46

skully wrote:will I run away screaming like a little girl?

Is skully Shane Watson? Stay tuned to find out...

by Henry Fri 08 Oct 2010, 00:09

The shield match between Queensland and Tasmania has at least five players who i've never heard of.

by WideWally Fri 08 Oct 2010, 00:56

Dunno about the Gabba but we had a huge thunderstorm last night which has soaked the ground here. My backyard is a quagmire at the moment.

by WideWally Fri 08 Oct 2010, 04:56

XXXX Gold Queensland Bulls captain Chris Hartley has won the toss and not surprisingly on a very green pitch, has asked the PKF Tasmanian Tigers to bat.

by Nath Fri 08 Oct 2010, 08:53

Vics doing well vs the Wozzies at half time

by Nath Fri 08 Oct 2010, 10:40

I think cricinfo has given up with this rabble games, forcing me to go to CA for scores

by Nath Fri 08 Oct 2010, 22:52

Smashed those Wozzies good. snoopy-dance

by Zat Sat 09 Oct 2010, 07:00

I thought Hodge announced his retirement at the end of last season.

Then again, it wouldn't surprise me if the Fat Retarded Vomit couldn't even get that right.

by Nath Sat 09 Oct 2010, 07:04

Zat wrote:I thought Hodge announced his retirement at the end of last season.

Then again, it wouldn't surprise me if the Fat Retarded Vomit couldn't even get that right.

retired from Shield cricket, still playing JAMODIs and T20 like Dirk Nannes.

by JGK Sat 09 Oct 2010, 12:31

Sozzies thrash the Dubbers despite 4 wickets from a certain Mr Stuart Clark.

by Nath Sun 10 Oct 2010, 09:42

young Patto ruled out of the JAMODI series with early stages of a low back bone stress injury. Replaced by Hastings

by Henry Sun 10 Oct 2010, 12:53

So both the young gun Aussie fast bowlers (Hazelwood and Pattinson) out with back injuries? Is it a case of too much bowling too soon?

by embee Sun 10 Oct 2010, 13:12

Vomits,

Didn't Nick Jewell retire after the Final last season?

...and where's Rogers?

by embee Sun 10 Oct 2010, 13:19

Henry wrote:So both the young gun Aussie fast bowlers (Hazelwood and Pattinson) out with back injuries? Is it a case of too much bowling too soon?

Trev

Under 20 fast bowlers (non spin bowlers) in Australia are restricted in the amount of bowling they can do ...

The playing conditions of the various comps will only allow a maximum of 18 overs a day with a maximum 8 over spell (with a 30 minute break between spells) for bowlers under 20 .

There are bigger restrictions for under 18 , under 16 and under 14 bowlers .

Young fast bowlers in interstate programs will also have restricted training schedules which limit the amount of bowling they can do in training

Stress injuries in young bowlers will most likely result from incorrect actions rather than overbowling

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