Humorous ways to open a presentation or speech.
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Humorous ways to open a presentation or speech.
Say I was doing a presentation for the National Alzheimer's Society - I'd open with...
"Thanks for listening, you've been a wonderful audience".
"Thanks for listening, you've been a wonderful audience".
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Or for jokes during a speech..."I used to be indecisive, but now, I'm not so sure."
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Best Man speech:
"When Smerk asked me to be his best man, I agreed without really thinking it through. Well, I've had a year to think it through, and I've decided I don't want to do it."
"Happy wedding or whatever... where's the beer?"
"When Smerk asked me to be his best man, I agreed without really thinking it through. Well, I've had a year to think it through, and I've decided I don't want to do it."
"Happy wedding or whatever... where's the beer?"
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(When found not guilty of a robbery: )
"Does that mean I can keep the loot, yer onner?"
"Does that mean I can keep the loot, yer onner?"
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