Anyone know how to kick start a PC thats had a boot error?
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Re: Anyone know how to kick start a PC thats had a boot error?
One old one we had used to come alive only whenever I threatened to plunge a cold, sharp knife instead of a stiffy into it.JKLever wrote:mynah wrote:I try a lot of Fs. And if that doesn't work, I press those keys along the top of the keyboard that say F1, F2, etc...
And then thump the keyboard/PC as hard as you can whilst shouting 'work you bastard' ?
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mynah wrote:One old one we had used to come alive only whenever I threatened to plunge a cold, sharp knife instead of a stiffy into it.JKLever wrote:mynah wrote:I try a lot of Fs. And if that doesn't work, I press those keys along the top of the keyboard that say F1, F2, etc...
And then thump the keyboard/PC as hard as you can whilst shouting 'work you bastard' ?
It was obviolusly an old scrubber.
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Give your PC a good kick with your boot.
I'll get me coat.....
I'll get me coat.....
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Put the Win XP CD in and select Recovery Console when it boots from CD.
Type in Help and it should show you the help commands.
I think the command you need is FixMBR
fixmbr command and fixboot C:
If you want easy route then use the following website
http://www.bootdisk.com/
Type in Help and it should show you the help commands.
I think the command you need is FixMBR
fixmbr command and fixboot C:
If you want easy route then use the following website
http://www.bootdisk.com/
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mynah wrote:One old one we had used to come alive only whenever I threatened to plunge a cold, sharp knife instead of a stiffy into it.
I don't 'do' computers...............
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Must everything you post have some sort of sexual undertone?
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mynah wrote:One old one we had used to come alive only whenever I threatened to plunge a cold, sharp knife instead of a stiffy into it.
Could be one of Henry's girlfriends I suppose.
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Henry wrote:Must everything you post have some sort of sexual undertone?
yes
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Have sex with the microwave in front of it. It'll be jealous that you'd rather be with an appliance that only serves to defrost chicken and will be shamed into working immediately. If that doesn't work, have a threesome with the toaster as well.
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Bliks, please don't talk about sex it offends Henry's sensibilities.
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