Re: World Cup 2011

by furriner Fri 25 Feb 2011, 04:21

PlanetPakistan wrote:Pakistani girls need to shed some weight

Eh?

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 04:21

Wally will be pleased. Jay Meow is getting a run, replacing an injured Jacob Oram.

Couple of tidy overs from Bung, but utter garbage from the Spud.

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 04:28

Spud has not bowled a decent ball yet, but just picks up Macca, who skied a short one to deep Third Man.

by PlanetPakistan Fri 25 Feb 2011, 04:32

furriner wrote:
PlanetPakistan wrote:Pakistani girls need to shed some weight

Eh?

skully wrote:

Tahir is playing for SA because he married a S African girl

Had Pakistani girls been a bit hotter(through gym work) then i am fairly sure he would have picked a girl from Lahore or Karachi.

by PlanetPakistan Fri 25 Feb 2011, 04:34

Tait removes BM!

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 04:51

Watto gazunders Guptill. 2-40.

by lotr Fri 25 Feb 2011, 04:53

Yuvraj Singh just about escaped a possible major injury when a ‘beamer’ from Sreesanth struck his left hand during Thursday’s practice session at the National Cricket Academy here.

“Main bach gaya, aur kya. Boy, I was lucky,” Yuvraj, who has off and on been getting injured for over four years now, told The Telegraph on returning to the Royal Gardenia.

Sreesanth did promptly apologise, but Yuvraj wasn’t too impressed. Understandably so. Later, he regained composure and resumed batting.

The ‘beamer’, clearly, was the sole talking point at Team India’s extended session in the lead-up to Sunday’s marquee match, against England.

http://www.telegraphindia.com/1110225/jsp/sports/story_13633520.jsp

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 05:20

Madge fires out Fat Jessie and Franklin in the one over. Sheep 4-66.

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 05:22

Why do I have this nagging feeling that Dan the Man will score plenty to help the Snoozers to a reasonable total?

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 05:25

Barry Boxhead swishes at a wide short one from Spud and is on his way. 5-67.

by Clutch Fri 25 Feb 2011, 05:29

Three wickets in two overs - how do you tastefully describe a Kiwi collapse in the current climate?

by embee Fri 25 Feb 2011, 05:30

Clutch wrote:Three wickets in two overs - how do you tastefully describe a Kiwi collapse in the current climate?

Are you lost?

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 05:38

Spud castles the Sheep's last specialist bat, Ross Taylor, with a sizzling full ball. 6-73.

by taipan Fri 25 Feb 2011, 06:14

PlanetPakistan wrote:
furriner wrote:
PlanetPakistan wrote:Pakistani girls need to shed some weight

Eh?

skully wrote:
Tahir is playing for SA because he married a S African girl

Had Pakistani girls been a bit hotter(through gym work) then i am fairly sure he would have picked a girl from Lahore or Karachi.

Don't you have fixed marriages in Pak?

by horace Fri 25 Feb 2011, 06:20

just matches

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 06:38

Smith removes Jay Meow. He's bowled pretty well. 3 overs , 1 for 8. Krazy, on the other hand, has looked pretty ordinary. Sheep 7-127.

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 07:07

Here we go. Snoozers 8 and 9 rebuilding the innings. Tidy 50 to the lesser McCullum. 7-168 with plenty of overs left.

by embee Fri 25 Feb 2011, 07:12

skully wrote:Here we go. Snoozers 8 and 9 rebuilding the innings. Tidy 50 to the lesser McCullum. 7-168 with plenty of overs left.

Captain Dickbrain's tactical acumen ...the snoozies get out to pace bowling ...historically and currently ...and he bowls Krazy and Smith when they are on the ropes ...

by Blackadder Fri 25 Feb 2011, 07:21

FMD is it wrong to hope a Snoozer breaks the fingers of Drunky. shrug

Huzzah...just caught the sport report on 7, there may be a gilmmer of hope. cheers

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 07:28

embee wrote:
skully wrote:Here we go. Snoozers 8 and 9 rebuilding the innings. Tidy 50 to the lesser McCullum. 7-168 with plenty of overs left.

Captain Dickbrain's tactical acumen ...the snoozies get out to pace bowling ...historically and currently ...and he bowls Krazy and Smith when they are on the ropes ...

Aye, and continued to bowl Smith in the power play. [sigh]

But geez Dan Vettori is a good cricketer. Pity he wasn't born in Bondi.

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 07:34

Bung gets Dan the Man, probably preventing a 250 target. And Madge now cleans up Southee to close the innings out at 206.

Can we make hard work of it?

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 07:50

Madge seems a bit partial to this World Cup caper. 2 matches for 2 x 4 wicket hauls.

by Nath Fri 25 Feb 2011, 07:59

CA facebook says Bollinger is out of the World Cup

by skully Fri 25 Feb 2011, 08:04

What's he done?

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