things that mildly inbred people say

strange mansfield saying number 1:

"are you winning?" {spoken as a greeting}

Am I winning what?

I don't understand this backwater town. I'm glad that I was born in the Motherland, where my divine Aryan qualities were held in the high regard deserving of them.

strange Nottinghamshire saying number 1:

"a'up, m'duck."

Die, gay, die. {If said by woman} Die, bitch, die.

I've never really understood why some people nurture these queer quirks of language as if they're some part of our heritage. As far as I'm concerned, most of the people round here speak in a disturbingly homo-erotic manner and should be euthanised. It's worst of all when I'm at work because many of the people there are so inbred that they really should be forced to pro-create with themselves, and only themselves. I guess they must have some kind of secret allure that they use on their brothers and sisters to be able to propogate their seed. Maybe rohypnol. Anyways, here's hoping the whole town burns overnight.

+100000 on the "a'up, m'duck". I only lived in Nottingham for a for years as a child but even then I too wished death upon any person uttering the phrase.

Living there also made me think that "Having a mardy" was a well known expression, people thought I was taking the piss and just making words up when I moved down south.

I don't know why I still support Forest, I've disowned everything else about the place. I'm stuck with the choking qunts now though, started supporting them just after they won the League Cup so I never even saw them win anything, in fact they were relegated the season I started supporting them.

Nottingham is sh!t.

I was actually greeted 'alright, love' by some strange Yorkshire person.... wassat all abaht then?

They were male and unlike Gusman I don't even look the slightest bit camp.

JKLever wrote:I was actually greeted 'alright, love' by some strange Yorkshire person.... wassat all abaht then?

They were male and unlike Gusman I don't even look the slightest bit camp.

Eh, I thought you came from Essex.

Chivalry Augustus wrote:strange mansfield saying number 1:

"are you winning?" {spoken as a greeting}

Am I winning what?

I don't understand this backwater town. I'm glad that I was born in the Motherland, where my divine Aryan qualities were held in the high regard deserving of them.

strange Nottinghamshire saying number 1:

"a'up, m'duck."

Die, gay, die. {If said by woman} Die, bitch, die.

I've never really understood why some people nurture these queer quirks of language as if they're some part of our heritage. As far as I'm concerned, most of the people round here speak in a disturbingly homo-erotic manner and should be euthanised. It's worst of all when I'm at work because many of the people there are so inbred that they really should be forced to pro-create with themselves, and only themselves. I guess they must have some kind of secret allure that they use on their brothers and sisters to be able to propogate their seed. Maybe rohypnol. Anyways, here's hoping the whole town burns overnight.

You could always feck off to London where if you drop dead in the street, people will step over your body - after having robbed your wallet.

vilkrang wrote:Nottingham is sh!t.

At least it's not Derby though, that's one major thing in its favour...

beamer wrote:

vilkrang wrote:Nottingham is sh!t.

At least it's not Derby though, that's one major thing in its favour...

And neither of them are Stoke.

'Welcome to South Australia'

'Just Kidding'.

Half of the politically correct corporate world in the USA seems to do it. First attempt humour directed at you or a third party and then say 'just kidding', just to make sure you or someone else is not offended.

F*cker, if you have sometiong offensive to say, don't say it unless you're drunk. If you're trying to be funny, don't plant a great big verbal f*king flag to let me know you've made a joke.

It's that hilarious "It ain't half hot, mum" subi accent of yours, furry . . .they're not sure you understand proper English and don't want to offend . . .

Go f*ck a goat, tac.

..........................Just kidding.

that would be less obviously a joke if you stopped bobbling your head for a few seconds . . .

I hope you at least got the 'kid'ding reference.

I put a lot of thought into that, I did.

Hehehe, taccy must be bored.

Basil wrote:
You could always feck off to London where if you drop dead in the street, people will step over your body - after having robbed your wallet.

Nice of them to step over it and not on it. Very considerate people down there.

skully wrote:Hehehe, taccy must be bored.

I'm trying to make furry feel at home on this "mildly inbred" thread . . . .

ever hopeful wrote:

Basil wrote:
You could always feck off to London where if you drop dead in the street, people will step over your body - after having robbed your wallet.

Nice of them to step over it and not on it. Very considerate people down there.

It's not that. They don't want to soil their foldable shoes.

"Yo, bro"


aka

"Yo, Blair"

'Top day for a murder' ... strange SA greeting, encountered in 1979.

I'm not kidding.

Love to know where that comes from as i have never heard it. But will bow to the two headed one's expertise.

A common greeting from my neck of the woods that really irks me is 'What do you know'?.
How can you possibly answer that? I usually say something like 'my left testicle hangs lower than the right" or i'll start quoting the greek alphabet.

"A common greeting from my neck of the woods that really irks me is 'What do you know'?."

I cop that one now and again. My answer alternates between 'too much' and 'not enough'. Or I might go into Sgt Schultz mode.

taipan wrote:Love to know where that comes from as i have never heard it. But will bow to the two headed one's expertise.

Wrong SA, taipan. Fortunately I was close to Wudinna, not Truro or Snowtown.

"Alright, mate" is my intolerable saying of the day. I say it, they say it - we both hate each other. Would it be a faux pas to say "Alright, knobhead-who-I-don't-really-like-but-pretend-to-like-because-it-suits-me."

Unfortunately, this common greeting seems to have escaped the tight inbred security to infest entire swathes of the country of England. It must die.

In other inbred news, I was stopped and asked for directions by some out-of-town homies today. I have them perfect directions. Exact to the t. Then they drove off in the other direction. Are they stoopid? I should have guessed that there was something wrong when they didn't seem entirely aware of what town they were in.