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Who was the wag on here to claim that they don't always use paper, and it depends upon the "slop coefficient" whether paper is necessary?

Was it Dan?

Pretty sure it was Dan.

The leader of the Badger Pack is one classy dude.

rank badgers.

What bad habits do the dingoes have? Apart from eating babies an' all.

I think that's their no. 1 bad habit, YJ. It's about their only habit that has received any notoriety.

YJ and Skully interchange - straight to the poolroom of the FB gold thread

swimming pool or 9 ball pool room?

just...ouch.

YJ - reference is an Oz expression from a loved film (the Castle) where memorabilia is put on display in the room where the small 8 ball pool table is kept...the memorabilia...might be a framed hairdressing certificate

Along the line of Pete's suggestion...

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You raise an excellent point, W.

Must file that WW post using the Dewey decimal system.

You know, I wonder about you lot. I really do. You must all have fetid, greasy, veg-less diets. When I sh!t, it stays sh!t. None of this wait for half an hour for my ice-cream styled sh!ts to drop out. I'm in and out like the SA-garquen-S. You poor, poor f*ckers. Get some fruit and veg in you, some fibre. Try eating a bit healthy and you won't be needing half a bog-roll every time you sh!t.

And your undies will make do in case you misjudge?

Mistaken? I've been sh!tting for 30 years. I think that's a long enough practice to not make mistakes, I'm not some dribbling toddler who doesn't know what the garq.

You arrogant non-sh!t-paper user.

Oh.... no..... don't get me wrong. Do NOT get me wrong. I use bog-roll when it's needed. When. It. Is. Needed.

How the f**k do you know if it's not needed? That's a risk I would never be willing to take.

Ohhhh, this is old-school vilks, old-garquen-school. So old, me and God were having this convo at the dawn of garquen creation. I think it may be in the forum gold section (for some strange reason).

He uses his index finger as a dip-stick. No sh!t, no bog-roll.

Oooo hoooo yeah, if there's a bit of chocolate on there I suck me finger. Woop.

I really hope this is a joke.