Re: Shane Warne in the IPL

by LeFromage Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:58 pm

G.Wood wrote:
eowyn wrote: If you have a gift and only use it to get your end away you are a stupid.

Sorry Ang, but that is possibly the most bizzare criticism I have ever seen.

What if your gift is a massive schlong?

*checks inside trousers*

It isn't.

by JKLever Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:31 pm

Did the penis pump arrive in the post Dello? Laughing

by eowyn Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:01 am

Ok, so maybe I did go over the top a bit but would all you married men treat your wives and children the way Shane Warne treated his? Marriages go wrong, I know, but not everyone publicly humiliates their spouse.

by PeterCS Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:54 am

I think it's probably fair to say SKW's imagination is at its best when applied to cricket strategy and tactics.

by Aditya Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:26 am

Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

by G.Wood Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:58 am

eowyn wrote:Ok, so maybe I did go over the top a bit but would all you married men treat your wives and children the way Shane Warne treated his? Marriages go wrong, I know, but not everyone publicly humiliates their spouse.

I don't believe anyone thinks he isn't a grub

by embee Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:04 am

G.Wood wrote:
eowyn wrote:Ok, so maybe I did go over the top a bit but would all you married men treat your wives and children the way Shane Warne treated his? Marriages go wrong, I know, but not everyone publicly humiliates their spouse.

I don't believe anyone thinks he isn't a grub

usually the chick he is currently shagging thinks he's ok ....until she checks his twitter and finds how he ranks her

by furriner Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:46 pm

Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy. Laughing

by Bradman Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:41 pm

furriner wrote:
Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy.

Well I remember a series in SL where they were both uninjured and Warne proceeded to give him a masterclass. I'll take the poorman's Murali any day when the pressure's on. Plus he could captain.

Still a grub generally though.

by taipan Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:55 pm

Bradman wrote:
furriner wrote:
Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy.

Well I remember a series in SL where they were both uninjured and Warne proceeded to give him a masterclass. I'll take the poorman's Murali any day when the pressure's on. Plus he could captain.

Still a grub generally though.

But a grub with a straight arm.

by Bradman Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:05 pm

taipan wrote:
Bradman wrote:
furriner wrote:
Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy.

Well I remember a series in SL where they were both uninjured and Warne proceeded to give him a masterclass. I'll take the poorman's Murali any day when the pressure's on. Plus he could captain.

Still a grub generally though.

But a grub with a straight arm.

Good point.

by G.Wood Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:06 pm

taipan wrote:
Bradman wrote:
furriner wrote:
Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy.

Well I remember a series in SL where they were both uninjured and Warne proceeded to give him a masterclass. I'll take the poorman's Murali any day when the pressure's on. Plus he could captain.

Still a grub generally though.

But a grub with a straight arm.

Unlike trev

by PeterCS Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:55 pm

But not tonight, Josephine. Lady GaGa and the Shark see the Nightwrithers home.

SKW 0-28 off his 4. And captaincy errors too.

by Brass Monkey Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:56 pm

Oh how the not-as-flabby have fallen.

by PeterCS Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:58 pm

I am not calling Warney sh:t, but :t happens.

It's just a league.

by Brass Monkey Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:00 am

Yeah, I wasn't insinuating anything, don't worry about an Aussie backlash you flaming fairy.

by Red Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:02 am

PeterCS wrote:But not tonight, Josephine. Lady GaGa and the Shark see the Nightwrithers home.

SKW 0-28 off his 4. And captaincy errors too.

He's actually done a lot of wacky things as captain in his four years in the IPL but the press seems a bit blinkered when it comes to this. He may well have made a great Aussie captain but the maverick part of his personality leaves him open to some eccentric moves at times.

Why for instance didn't Watto open in tonight's match?

by Red Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:39 pm

Four overs 1/50 against Gilly's mob. Tait bowled well though and Marsh starred with the bat.

by PeterCS Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:56 pm

Wheels leaving the Warne wagon.

by Red Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:35 pm

He has Liz rooting for him though.

by WideWally Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:15 am

Red wrote:He has Liz rooting for him though.

I don't think you are allowed to write things like that on this forum. We do have standards, you know!

by furriner Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:12 am

You're all just jealous,.

by furriner Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:17 am

In other words........................................you hatahs.

by PeterCS Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:23 pm

Ah ... NOW I get you, furri .....

You had me confused there for a few hours.

And I daresay most other Bailers ... ...

by furriner Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:27 am

Rajasthan Royals v Kochi Tuskers Kerala
Rajasthan Royals won by 8 wickets (with 35 balls remaining)

SK Warne 4 0 16 3 4.00

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