The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN

[Chivalry Augustus]

Jelena Dokic -



8/10ish

edit: will add more when suitable persons present themselves

[Brass Monkey]

She's always got a frown on. I'm sure she'd be a bossy shag.

"NO, I'm not doing that"

"Stop that! I don't like that!"

[Chivalry Augustus]

As long as upstairs play was permitted, I'd be cool with it. There's not much going on with the face but I gave her 6/10 for beauty and 10/10 for ... assets.

[Brass Monkey]

Aye, chebalicious. I ne'er knew. TBF, I watch as much tennis as I do Eastenders. As near to sweet FA as possible. There could be a bounty of bints for all I know.

[Chivalry Augustus]

I plan to oversee the play this week and will be reporting back here on a daily basis. This is Gus's talent-spotting thread. Extra points will be given for the shortest skirts and the most erotic sounding grunts.

[Brass Monkey]

Nice. It's like you're doing the job for me. I do appreciate it and will check in to get the latest news.

[PeterCS]

Nice moobs, Gus ....

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[PeterCS]

As long as upstairs play was permitted, I'd be cool with it. There's not much going on with the face but I gave her 6/10 for beauty and 10/10 for ... assets.

More than a 6. Look at those eyelashes. Go on, I dare you to look at them lashes for a moment.

[PeterCS]

She's always got a frown on. I'm sure she'd be a bossy shag.

"NO, I'm not doing that"

"Stop that! I don't like that!"

There you go again - judging the book by the cover.


Actually, I guess it would be more likely to be (in Serb): "Who tf are YOU, and what tf do you think you are doing looking at ME like that, you Supernorthants thunderqt?

But then, which of us would fare much better?

[JKLever]

I plan to oversee the play this week and will be reporting back here on a daily basis. This is Gus's talent-spotting thread. Extra points will be given for the shortest skirts and the most erotic sounding grunts.

'Subscribed'

[skully]

I find this tennis thread and its premise....








































Acceptable.

[Brass Monkey]

Actually, I guess it would be more likely to be (in Serb): "Who tf are YOU, and what tf do you think you are doing looking at ME like that, you Supernorthants thunderqt?

But then, which of us would fare much better?

Well, in my hypothetical, I'd got her into the sack. So I'd be looking at her in the gormless, keen and surprised way I do anytime I've engaged in intercourse.

To conclude, in both our hypotheticals, she'd probably say that - though she'd probably do it in her whiny, nasal strine voice....

[JKLever]

Then she'd introduce you to her war criminal brother Slobodan and you'd sh!t your kecks.

[doremi]

Needs more pics.

[Brass Monkey]

Then she'd introduce you to her war criminal brother Slobodan and you'd sh!t your kecks.

I've got her into the sack, so I've probably already shat my bits.

[beamer]

Then she'd introduce you to her war criminal brother Slobodan and you'd sh!t your kecks.

Or him perhaps...

[Chivalry Augustus]

Sorana Cirstea - one of the attractive losers on court today:

[Chivalry Augustus]

Anastasia Pivovarova:



A definite 9/10 for me.

[Brass Monkey]

I like my womens whole......

[Chivalry Augustus]

You like your woman's hole?

[Brass Monkey]

That delectable lady was massive and cut in half. She be all shrunken now.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

You can't beat Ana Ivanovic. Hottest tennis player for me.

[Paul Keating]

Ana has lost so much weight. It is quite sad. She is a stick now.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

Really? Booooooo!

[skully]

This is a Sports Illustrated 2010 shot of Ana. Has she lost weight since this shot? Still looks pretty fine to me.

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