Re: The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:29

Whack em with a bat. Give em a change from their horny hand.

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:30

Just as long as your bf doesn't go for 4 bi's, Jill ...

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:34

Yorkie Jill wrote:It's just the fact that men strip off more readily than women in the cricket changing room. None of his team-mates are bears or anything scary like that. Nor do I think they're particularly homophobic, which is nice. We moved our women's team to a new club a couple of seasons ago that incorporates a working men's style club. We've all had some non-pc comments from the mongrels there.

Well that's OK then. Aye, dudes seem to just dread it up and think it's cool to just arse and balls it everywhere. I just don't get it.

Aye, I bet you've had a few comments in a place like that - not the most cosmopolitan of places!

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:47

Speaking of ogling ....

What's with the king kex???

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(oh, and pssssst, speak it quietly, but well done Ms Colvin on the 3-17)

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:50

King kex, king kexkingkex.... lost me. I'm sort of in Mevagissy, you're in Nova Scotia

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53

Nova Scotia? You're warmer where YJ is concerned.

Are you sharing a pied-a-terre with Demelza? Shocked

King kex? MONSTER TROUSERS. That any clearer?

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:57

Ahhh, f*ck... I get you now. It's to undersexualise the ladies. Make the gender-biased take them more seriously. Must be. Can't be anything like they're more flexible to run around in the field, like, or anything Wink

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:59

If they try a dive to stop a boundary, they could take off and never be seen again in dem muddafukcas!

by Yorkie Jill Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:04

I enjoy the extra material and occasional zip on whites that are made for men but because cheap, are bought for women.

Colvin's pretty small, so they might just be big on her. Although I saw her at an indoor competition a couple of winters ago and no one believed it was her as in my mate's words she was ' a bit chubs'. It was though.

Aye, they're a bunch of inbreds alright. Reason we're still there is they already had a good youth set-up with plenty of Yorkshire U15 girls that we've now stolen for the first team. They'll have any lesbianity driven out of them by the comments there. Or maybe the opposite, due the standard of blokes around.

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:10

Yorkie Jill wrote:I enjoy the extra material and occasional zip on whites that are made for men but because cheap, are bought for women.

Colvin's pretty small, so they might just be big on her. Although I saw her at an indoor competition a couple of winters ago and no one believed it was her as in my mate's words she was ' a bit chubs'. It was though.

Aye, they're a bunch of inbreds alright. Reason we're still there is they already had a good youth set-up with plenty of Yorkshire U15 girls that we've now stolen for the first team. They'll have any lesbianity driven out of them by the comments there. Or maybe the opposite, due the standard of blokes around.

Quite the opposite, most likely!

As for Colvin, not wanting to be hypercritical but there's some inkling of a 'truff-shuff' in that photo. Still, she's taking wickets!

by Yorkie Jill Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:21

Nowt wrong with being chubby in cricket. Not that she is, she's perfectly fit and healthy. They're on serious fitness regimes too, and I can barely do two laps of a cricket field.

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:29

Heh... I love a bit of chub, as you should know, I have David Sales smiting it to the mid-wicket boundary tattooed on my left pectoral!

by Yorkie Jill Fri 24 Jun 2011, 00:30

I shouldn't ask, but, does that mean you have a large left pectoral?

by Brass Monkey Fri 24 Jun 2011, 00:33

Yorkie Jill wrote:I shouldn't ask, but, does that mean you have a large left pectoral?

It's just to a smaller scale than the usual human would be!

by PeterCS Fri 24 Jun 2011, 00:47

Ah, they all say that too.

by Yorkie Jill Fri 24 Jun 2011, 00:48

your pec or the Sales tatt?

by Brass Monkey Fri 24 Jun 2011, 00:50

Well. blimey Jill, what size are your tits? Mine are 44 something, probs A, who knows? I usually get my bras as Valentine's pressies...

by PeterCS Fri 24 Jun 2011, 00:51

Nice tats? Red?

by PeterCS Fri 24 Jun 2011, 00:52

Brass Monkey wrote:Well. blimey Jill, what size are your tits? Mine are 44 something, probs A, who knows? I usually get my bras as Valentine's pressies...

Hey, let's not get personal. Let's stick to co*k sizes, shall we?

by Brass Monkey Fri 24 Jun 2011, 00:57

Mine's as big as the Cerne Abbas Giant's at a range of 5,000m multiplied by the number of raindrops seen in Holyhead between 13:22 and 13:32 on April 12th every third year.

by Yorkie Jill Fri 24 Jun 2011, 01:01

Brass Monkey wrote:Well. blimey Jill, what size are your tits? Mine are 44 something, probs A, who knows? I usually get my bras as Valentine's pressies...

Didn't realise male pec size was as precious as boob size. Soz for asking.

Big enough, ta. No tatts though. Ouch.

No co*ck though. Nor chickens.

by PeterCS Fri 24 Jun 2011, 01:02

Bloody hell.

It must be like a whole fleet of cruise missiles stuck together.

by PeterCS Fri 24 Jun 2011, 01:03

Yorkie Jill wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Well. blimey Jill, what size are your tits? Mine are 44 something, probs A, who knows? I usually get my bras as Valentine's pressies...

Didn't realise male pec size was as precious as boob size. Soz for asking.

Big enough, ta. No tatts though. Ouch.

No co*ck though. Nor chickens.

Where did the chickens come in? Can you buy them down the Coop?

by Brass Monkey Fri 24 Jun 2011, 01:06

Yorkie Jill wrote:
Didn't realise male pec size was as precious as boob size. Soz for asking.

Big enough, ta. No tatts though. Ouch.

No co*ck though. Nor chickens.

I was all feigned, you can know anything you want about me ooh yeah! I'm into wetsuit-coleslaw-wrestling, always being right, Scooby Doo, Electric Boogaloo and Royals cigarettes, unless there's some hookey Embassy around.

by Yorkie Jill Fri 24 Jun 2011, 01:10

bu kurrrrk. You can buy plenty Poulet down the Coop like man. whey aye.

Never know what's going to send you into a rage Monkeh, thought i'd proceed with caution. Do you eat the coleslaw after?

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