Re: The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN

[PeterCS]

Those weird diets ....

[skully]

Those are crazy websites you like to frequent, Pete.

[PeterCS]

Freaking shocking if you ask me.

[skully]

I'll have to check it out.

[Bradman]

Ana has lost so much weight. It is quite sad. She is a stick now.

Someone got a pic of her now? Would seem to be a shame if she has. Might be an in-competition thing.

[Zat]

I plan to oversee the play this week and will be reporting back here on a daily basis. This is Gus's talent-spotting thread. Extra points will be given for the shortest skirts and the most erotic sounding grunts.

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[Zat]

Actually, I guess it would be more likely to be (in Serb): "Who tf are YOU, and what tf do you think you are doing looking at ME like that, you Supernorthants thunderqt?

But then, which of us would fare much better?

Well, in my hypothetical, I'd got her into the sack. So I'd be looking at her in the gormless, keen and surprised way I do anytime I've engaged in intercourse.

To conclude, in both our hypotheticals, she'd probably say that - though she'd probably do it in her whiny, nasal strine voice....

TBF, she doesn't really have a whiny, nasal strine voice.

It's more a whiny, nasal, southern european accented with a bit of strine thrown in for good measure voice.

[skully]

I plan to oversee the play this week and will be reporting back here on a daily basis. This is Gus's talent-spotting thread. Extra points will be given for the shortest skirts and the most erotic sounding grunts.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Extra points for a tit outflop?

[Big Dog]

I plan to oversee the play this week and will be reporting back here on a daily basis. This is Gus's talent-spotting thread. Extra points will be given for the shortest skirts and the most erotic sounding grunts.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Extra points for a tit outflop?

Tennis Skirt malfunction?

[taipan]

I plan to oversee the play this week and will be reporting back here on a daily basis. This is Gus's talent-spotting thread. Extra points will be given for the shortest skirts and the most erotic sounding grunts.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Extra points for a tit outflop?

Tennis Skirt malfunction?

Thay are that droopy?

[JGK]

Whatever happened to that Romanian tennis lass who had a breast reduction?

[skully]

A sage question from the Forum Tit Connoisseur.

[embee]

Whatever happened to that Romanian tennis lass who had a breast reduction?

Vydshikuttatitzov?

[skully]

A boom-tish from Billy Birmingham's apprentice.

[taipan]

A sage question from the Forum Tit Connoisseur.

Red asked an intelligent question?

[skully]

Don't ask stoopid questions.

[taipan]

Well she is the tit connoisseur apart from that unfortunate incident a couple of weeks back.

[skully]

She's a Tit Displayer. JGK is the Titman of FB.

[skully]

Or should that be Tit Under Review Displayer?

[skully]

Tit Udder Resembling Displayer?

[JGK]

Here she is. Unforch, she had surgery on the wrong part of her body...

[embee]

Is that the before or after shot?

[Henry]

Nicole Vaidisova-

[skully]

Here she is. Unforch, she had surgery on the wrong part of her body...

Harsh but fair.

[Henry]

Ashley Harkleroad-

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