Re: The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN

by JKLever Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:21

JKL approves, much better than the vastly overated Ivanovic...

Chivalry Augustus wrote:

by skully Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:44

Paul Keating wrote:Skully

Channel 127 now

Ana is on

Yeah, cheers, Ponts. She looks a little thinner but generally still pretty fit looking.

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:52

Brass Monkey wrote:I don't see any need for that, Peter. But then, I expect you're trying to give us all some sort of moral lesson? Something like it's wrong to ogle women? The objectification of one sex is misogynistic and ultimately hollow?

Si aegre fers, tunc de te fabula narratur Very Happy

by taipan Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:54

PeterCS wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:I don't see any need for that, Peter. But then, I expect you're trying to give us all some sort of moral lesson? Something like it's wrong to ogle women? The objectification of one sex is misogynistic and ultimately hollow?

Si aegre fers, tunc de te fabula narratur

Dis nou 'n klop kak.

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:59

hierdie hele virtuele raad is 'n kakberg, nie?

by taipan Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:00

PeterCS wrote:hierdie hele virtuele raad is 'n kakberg, nie?

This whole virtual council is a mountain of sh!t?

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:02

"forum"

by taipan Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:08

Raad- Council as in stadsraad. I think the German is similar.
Gee raad. Give advice (council)

I would say its a bit of a stretch to forum but will have to check it out.

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:15

Yes, German is "Rat" (long vowel sound that is, the rodent is "Ratte")

And it has the same range of meanings: advice, counsel, council, small parliament, ... also councillor. "Stadtrat Meier" ~ Local Councillor Smith.

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21

PeterCS wrote:
Si aegre fers, tunc de te fabula narratur

Yeah, yeah, displeasure, fable, wish - I get you.

by Chivalry Augustus Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:28

The BBC aren't exactly fulfilling their side of the bargain in my quest. They're showing a lot of mens matches mixed in with the battles of the fugly women. However, in-between that I did manage to catch a glance of Julia Goerges, who defeated yesterday's bird Mathilde Johansson (I think that was her name):

The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN - Page 4 JuliaGoerges500

The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN - Page 4 JuliaGoerges500

Very purty.

by Henry Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:15

This is the chick playing Li Na right now, Sabine Lisicki-

The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN - Page 4 Zafn4d39bc70644c9

Not bad. Shame about those teeth.

by Henry Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:22

Andrea Hlavackova-

The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN - Page 4 Andrea-hlavackova-black-dress-1

by eowyn Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:38

Henry wrote:This is the chick playing Li Na right now, Sabine Lisicki-

Not bad. Shame about those teeth.

And won and was crying bless her, probably too lacking in tit department for some on here...

by Chivalry Augustus Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:27

You don't need tits to be beautiful, ay-oh-wyn. The most beautiful girl I have ever had the pleasure to know was not exactly blessed in the upstairs department. What she did have was the most striking auburn hair, a slightly rustier shade than usual. She was the personification of autumn, rich and dreamy, soft and regal, colourful, but also ever so slightly sad of feature.

by Guest Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:33

Chivalry Augustus wrote:You don't need tits to be beautiful, ay-oh-wyn. The most beautiful girl I have ever had the pleasure to know was not exactly blessed in the upstairs department. What she did have was the most striking auburn hair, a slightly rustier shade than usual. She was the personification of autumn, rich and dreamy, soft and regal, colourful, but also ever so slightly sad of feature.

Gay...

by Yorkie Jill Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:52

The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN (And Lesbians. And women who appreciate the female form.) are you lot sexist or wot? Although if I were a Lesbian, I wouldn't hang around this grubby forum. Probably.

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:56

Yeah, as I've said before it's all about the nips. WGAF about big babylons when you're struggling to get a good mouthful coz they're too big. It's nice to try all the same. To conclude, chebs = nice. Good old chebs. Can't beat them. Unless it's pie. Pie beats chebs. Pie is the top trump winner.

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:57

Yorkie Jill wrote:The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN (And Lesbians. And women who appreciate the female form.) are you lot sexist or wot? Although if I were a Lesbian, I wouldn't hang around this grubby forum. Probably.

I always thought you were possibly 'a bit of both'.

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:01

And I always thought you were an assman, Monkey.

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:05

No. I find it a bit 'constricting'. I'm over that. Were I not to be betrothed and was on the smash-hunt, I would barely - if ever - try to pot the brown.

by Yorkie Jill Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:07

Brass Monkey wrote:
Yorkie Jill wrote:The Real Wimbledon Thread FOR MEN (And Lesbians. And women who appreciate the female form.) are you lot sexist or wot? Although if I were a Lesbian, I wouldn't hang around this grubby forum. Probably.

I always thought you were possibly 'a bit of both'.

well obvs. if you play sport and you're female, you're a lesbo, right?

I missed that boat. Sometimes suspicious of the boyf and his cricketing sausage-fests, but not me. Although last season, of the regular 11 that was selected for league games at my club, 6 of 11 were indeed gay. Stereotypes come from somewhere I s'pose.

by Brass Monkey Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:12

Yorkie Jill wrote:
well obvs. if you play sport and you're female, you're a lesbo, right?

I missed that boat. Sometimes suspicious of the boyf and his cricketing sausage-fests, but not me. Although last season, of the regular 11 that was selected for league games at my club, 6 of 11 were indeed gay. Stereotypes come from somewhere I s'pose.

Oh come awnnn, stereotypes are dread - I ain't into them. Trust! There was just something... it's all gravy, no offence meant.

As for your dude, that's one of them things that make you go 'hmm'. I've seen some incredible displays of latent homoeroticism by the most massive homophobes I've had 'the pleasure' of playing team sports with. Watch out for any displays of hatred towards the gayer of the community. They most likely go home and whack off to c*cks.

by PeterCS Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:24

It's the aggressive ones that are the worst.

by Yorkie Jill Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:28

It's just the fact that men strip off more readily than women in the cricket changing room. None of his team-mates are bears or anything scary like that. Nor do I think they're particularly homophobic, which is nice. We moved our women's team to a new club a couple of seasons ago that incorporates a working men's style club. We've all had some non-pc comments from the mongrels there.

Topically, what should come on to my tv screen now but the latest video by The Lonely Island of 'Jizz in my pants' 'fame'.

"It's OK when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way"

word.

expect pre-teens the world over to be repeating this for the summer.

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