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Post by Bradman Mon 04 Jul 2011, 01:40

Maybe we should do something special for Bastille Day. A French appreciation thread. Not the people as such (heaven forbid), but maybe the food or their over rated wines, their women are alright (to look at anyway), maybe their cheese, the 'Tour" perhaps (for the scenery at least, not the actual sullied event), their wonderful sense of self deprecating humour (not normally associated with them admittedly but look at their pollies and polly wannabees), their wonderful efforts at carbon reduction as evidenced by them trying to sink carbon polluting ships, their valiant attempts a population control in the South Pacific and it's now uninhabited atolls, their good neighbour attitude in continuously making the German and British military look......well military.

I for one will only smoke Gauloise that day and wear a ludicrous beret and forget the ludicrously long time I've spent at immigration at CDG when I produced an Australian passport rather than my British one. I'll even play La Masreillaise all day or at least the scene from Casablanca where they play it at Rick's. You knew that movie was pure fiction when some Frenchmen showed some spine.

Vive le Francais.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 04 Jul 2011, 01:49

Claude Rains wasn't even French.

Vive Crecy! Vive Azincourt! Vive L'Amour!
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Post by Bradman Mon 04 Jul 2011, 01:56

Vive la mort
Vive la guerre
Vive le sacre legionaire

You just knew the only thing the French could do properly had to be done by foreigners.

Actually if you substitute "c'est" in the second line it goes a long way to explaining the French.
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Post by horace Mon 04 Jul 2011, 08:45

Bradman wrote:Vive la mort
Vive la guerre
Vive le sacre legionaire

You just knew the only thing the French could do properly had to be done by foreigners.

Actually if you substitute "c'est" in the second line it goes a long way to explaining the French.

hmmn rather similar to the English inability to undertake the messy business of war without consigning 'volunteers ' from other countries to the front line...there is an old adage - the last war the English fought by themselves was when they threw stones at the Vikings -
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Post by taipan Mon 04 Jul 2011, 08:52

Bradman wrote:Maybe we should do something special for Bastille Day.

Guillotine a few frogs?
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Post by horace Mon 04 Jul 2011, 08:57

seems Taips has extended his antipathy to 'quotas' (which appears to code for certain values) to the French...

the french have given western culture (at least) a great many positive things
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Post by taipan Mon 04 Jul 2011, 09:01

horace wrote:seems Taips has extended his antipathy to 'quotas' (which appears to code for certain values) to the French...

the french have given western culture (at least) a great many positive things

Yep. the strategic withdrawal.
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Post by horace Mon 04 Jul 2011, 09:06

I believe that was a Pope concerning family planning
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Post by taipan Mon 04 Jul 2011, 09:09

Hence the French Epistle to the Romans.
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Post by horace Mon 04 Jul 2011, 09:13

hehe....the very worst thing the French did was napoleon forcing French occupied countries to walk/ride horses on the wrong side of the road...for nearly 2 millenia road safety in Europe had been achieved by Roman decree about the need to keep to the left when walking or riding on roads
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 04 Jul 2011, 13:09

horace wrote:
hmmn rather similar to the English inability to undertake the messy business of war without consigning 'volunteers ' from other countries to the front line...there is an old adage - the last war the English fought by themselves was when they threw stones at the Vikings -

Treaties, horrie, they were called treaties...
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Post by Fred Nerk Mon 04 Jul 2011, 13:19

horace wrote:

hmmn rather similar to the English inability to undertake the messy business of war without consigning 'volunteers ' from other countries to the front line...there is an old adage - the last war the English fought by themselves was when they threw stones at the Vikings -

Don't underestimate the potential of Stones as a weapon - if anybody ever threw a bottle of the muck at me I'd know they had serious intent....

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Post by lardbucket Mon 04 Jul 2011, 14:15

Henry wrote:Benz tokes

a brand I never tried

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Post by G.Wood Tue 05 Jul 2011, 07:13

DJ_Smerk wrote:Some mysterious cad wanted to throw me out of a window a few years ago.


We all know that feeling
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Post by Zat Tue 05 Jul 2011, 07:15

Fred Nerk wrote:
horace wrote:

hmmn rather similar to the English inability to undertake the messy business of war without consigning 'volunteers ' from other countries to the front line...there is an old adage - the last war the English fought by themselves was when they threw stones at the Vikings -

Don't underestimate the potential of Stones as a weapon - if anybody ever threw a bottle of the muck at me I'd know they had serious intent....
Urgh! Memories of rugby bus trips resurface. There was always some qunt who would pull out a bottle of that stuff, and wander up and down the bus, pouring it into the top of everyone's beer can. And none of us would ever stop him...

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Post by taipan Tue 05 Jul 2011, 07:32

G.Wood wrote:
DJ_Smerk wrote:Some mysterious cad wanted to throw me out of a window a few years ago.


We all know that feeling

Yep, I have often wanted to defenestrate him.
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Post by G.Wood Tue 05 Jul 2011, 07:54

and I just thought you positioned him there so he would push back harder
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Post by lardbucket Thu 07 Jul 2011, 15:52

Fred Nerk wrote:
horace wrote:

hmmn rather similar to the English inability to undertake the messy business of war without consigning 'volunteers ' from other countries to the front line...there is an old adage - the last war the English fought by themselves was when they threw stones at the Vikings -

Don't underestimate the potential of Stones as a weapon - if anybody ever threw a bottle of the muck at me I'd know they had serious intent....

apparently skully has had enough of the Green and Ginga whine

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Post by taipan Fri 08 Jul 2011, 09:20

Dello wrote:
Last post on this thread by 'Henry', and subsequent reponses.

And

Last few posts on this page and following pages. http://www.flamingbails.com/t2949p30-jimmykins

Bounced for Trev.
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Post by taipan Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:31

Has this been golded yet?
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Post by Mick Sawyer Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:50

apparently skully has had enough of the Green and Ginga whine

chuckle
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Post by furriner Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:38

taipan wrote:Has this been golded yet?

My question, precisely.
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Post by taipan Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:23

Dello wrote:Just for anyone curious as to how heinous some of our war crimes have been...

The forummers Lara Lara Laughs and Brass Monkey have taken over a thread started by myself and made homophobic references against not only me but also against members of the Australian cricket team. http://www.flamingbails.com/t2751p45-kp-vs-sehwag

Bounced for Lardy
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Post by taipan Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:39

lardbucket wrote:A surprising revelation.

And it appears Lardy's memory is going.
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Post by lardbucket Sun 29 Apr 2012, 06:55

context?

playing and missing like Bruce Reid in the last over of an ODI here; I literally have no idea what you're referring to

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