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Cricinfo Quiz

I got this:

You're the one who doesn't need to say anything to frighten the batsman, much like Ambrose and his West Indian colleagues. A stare is usually enough. And off the field you're a doll. Cussing and fighting is for lesser mortals.

Shane Watson? Murali?

Dennis Lillee?

You're one of those brainless cricketers (fast bowler, most likely) who snarls and says whatever comes to mind, thinking that frightens people. Like, "I'll knock your head off" and "B******, you'll live to regret this." John McClane has better lines. Grow up.

I'm the James Foster of FB

You're one of those brainless cricketers (fast bowler, most likely) who snarls and says whatever comes to mind, thinking that frightens people. Like, "I'll knock your head off" and "B******, you'll live to regret this." John McClane has better lines. Grow up.

I'm the JKLever of Cricinfo.

Oh Lever, you really got:

You're one of those cuddly cricketers (slow bowler, most likely) who mews and says whatever comes to mind, thinking that comforts people. Like, "I'll cuddle your head off" and "Baby, you'll live to remember this." Graham Norton has better lines. Cuddle up.

DJ_Smerk wrote:
I'm the JKLever of Cricinfo.

You are.

Turns out ...I'm Danny

So which one do you want to be, Murali or TAYne POCson?

Brass Monkey wrote:So which one do you want to be, Murali or TAYne POCson?

a bit of both ...I'll be a cheating Boggle Eyed Schoolgirl with a dodgy hammy

I'll be the scared ostrich with a bent arm.

Brass Monkey wrote:Cricinfo Quiz

I got this:

You're the one who doesn't need to say anything to frighten the batsman, much like Ambrose and his West Indian colleagues. A stare is usually enough. And off the field you're a doll. Cussing and fighting is for lesser mortals.

Me too

Seems like it's not very varied. I feel bad endorsing it.

It's a SPAM, it's a PHISH, it's crooked as a drossweasel's member!

lardbucket wrote:Shane Watson? Murali?

It's not guess the bowler, it's hit the link and suffer a con, Lardy.

They paid me, 1 penneth a survey.

U wuz robbed.

PeterCS wrote:

lardbucket wrote:Shane Watson? Murali?

It's not guess the bowler, it's hit the link and suffer a con, Lardy.

lucky I didn't, then

I got this:

76 points.

Nice line in mindless verbal violence. Are you a Flaming Bailer?

What was your description?

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Pete has a nice line in Vilkrangese.

Well, nice. Nice one. Nice. No, honest. Nice one. If you were Chinese, I'd say rice one.