Take the sledging quiz, or don't. Or do. Whatever.

I got the same a Danny. Seems I'm Curtley Amrose in a dress.

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You don't have to wear a dress! I heard jeggings are all the rage.

eowyn wrote:I got the same a Danny. Seems I'm Curtley Amrose in a dress.

I think we all got the same bar Lever, who obviously "toughened up" for the test.

vilks would probs find a way to get a different result.

Jeggings, like Jedward so yesterday....

Like Logging and exercise videos.

I've never seen a logging video, are they worth the purchase price, Pete?

No, Logging. In Jeggings.

You know, lentle jittle runs at near-walking pace.

I don't agree.

You're one of those brainless cricketers (fast bowler, most likely) who snarls and says whatever comes to mind, thinking that frightens people. Like, "I'll knock your head off" and "B******, you'll live to regret this." John McClane has better lines. Grow up.

I'm not brainless, and I wear sunglasses, a la the King of Spain, except they're green, so the batsmen can't see my calculating eyes, even on cloudy days, because I'm cooll. I also don't attack the batsman directly, especially if they're better at batting than I am at bowling. If they're crap, i'll probably sledge them to my team mates, in front of their face.

Maybe I should grow up.

Maybe you should get your teammates to call you Snake-Eyes York.


A sort of Steve Waugh tribute number.

Have done the quiz a few times, giving a variety of answers. So far have only managed to see the two summaries quoted by others. It's a crap quiz. But then again, it's on cricinfo's 'Page 2' section.

I answered "I just want to go home and have a cry" to every question.

It said: "You're Steve Harmison."

Between questions I told the quiz 'it was a ****** who wasn't good enough to play against my team and it should just ****** off'

it said 'Welcome back Matt Hayden'

Yeah, soz for even starting the thread. This is why I don't start many. They're all out bombers. They bomb. Still, I did think that they could come up with a better expert system than a four year old. Seriously, I could've made a sledging quiz in not too long, it would've been a damn sight better than that one.

Have a go then, Dan. Sounds good for a grin.

I can't. I'd need some sort of webhosting and architecture(databasey type structure) so that it could properly compute, I'd reckon. It was a throwaway comment. I really meant if I worked for them, I'd have come up with something better. Maybe I'll do something like that, in my spare time.

Phurt, we don't need to fill the farker in. We are just keen to see some of that Northants impish humour.

"If I did a sledging quiz, this is how it might look..."

And then we all laugh, and you can go and rub one off in the dunny.

You have scored 24 points

Good god, you're a cricket fan, aren't you? What are you doing trying your hand at administration? Go away and do something lame, like watching a game of cricket in a stadium.

Nath wrote:You have scored 24 points

Good god, you're a cricket fan, aren't you? What are you doing trying your hand at administration? Go away and do something lame, like watching a game of cricket in a stadium.

I got the same from only 16 points.