Re: What is the worst one or two word insult you can think of?

by mynah Sat 29 Oct 2011, 09:46

I used to refer to the people in our production department as decerebrated analphabetes, and I wasn't even swearing. They never got it.

by doremi Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:37

I think 'Junior Merlin' was used for someone recently....

by lardbucket Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:41

mynah wrote:I used to refer to the people in our production department as decerebrated analphabetes, and I wasn't even swearing. They never got it.

those with oligoneuronal asynapsis rarely do

by mynah Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:10

Okay, this is a word too many, but I recall someone who'd wish men who annoyed her a "spontaneous bilateral orchidectomy".

by Allan D Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:56

Dr Johnson once described Shakespeare's play, Cymbeline, as consisting of nothing but:

unresisting imbecility

by lardbucket Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:03

Did he mean 'unremitting'?

by Allan D Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:50

No, he meant that Shakespeare could have avoided, or at the very least shown reluctance towards, the imbecility of the play and its plot and characters but he chose not to. For Johnson when the Bard was good he was very, very good, when he was not he was an imbecile.

by horace Sun 30 Oct 2011, 23:36

dud dubber

by PeterCS Mon 31 Oct 2011, 00:01

A colleague of my father's was once described as "singularly unimpressive".

Talk about litotes .....

by horace Mon 31 Oct 2011, 00:04

I stand corrected...difficult really from the wheelchair pozzy...

of course "dubber" is sufficient unto itself as a descriptor

by mynah Mon 31 Oct 2011, 06:53

PeterCS wrote:A colleague of my father's was once described as "singularly unimpressive".

Talk about litotes .....

One of those terms like "ordinary" or "average" that actually mean "piss poor".

by lardbucket Mon 31 Oct 2011, 07:00

uniquely mediocre

by PlanetPakistan Wed 02 Nov 2011, 00:06

Self-centered arsehole
Touchy shithead
spoiled brat
stupid twat
AND
FARK OFF....

few days later....

i feel sad and lonely and want you back with me! shoot

by Basil Wed 02 Nov 2011, 00:12

That was said with feeling - not sure the last one qualifies as a two word insult though

by G.Wood Wed 02 Nov 2011, 00:22

Basil wrote:That was said with feeling - not sure the last one qualifies as a two word insult though

Turn it up
"i feel sad and lonely and want you back with me!" = over-fapped

by PlanetPakistan Wed 02 Nov 2011, 00:25

the last part completed the story(or cycle)

by mynah Wed 02 Nov 2011, 07:55

I saw a new one - yielded by the RWC final - in an online report from one of the British papers:

To weepu, as in "The kicker weepu'ed the ball to the right of the posts."

by lardbucket Thu 03 Nov 2011, 20:34

'weepu'

I haven't heard this before. Is it an intended number 1 that becomes a number 2?

by mynah Thu 03 Nov 2011, 20:50

I guess it means we had a kick that turned out to be number 2... sh!tfan

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 03 Nov 2011, 21:10

Interesting how the same word can mean different things in different cultures. "You dog" would be a horrendous slur in some countries yet simply recognition of promiscuity in others.

by lardbucket Thu 03 Nov 2011, 21:13

Where is Darren Lehmann with his famous 'backhanded compliment' now?

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 21:16

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Interesting how the same word can mean different things in different cultures. "You dog" would be a horrendous slur in some countries yet simply recognition of promiscuity in others.

What in the living sin are you on about? Should you be sporting a beard, a tight brown check shirt and cords whilst discussing some twaddle on Open University in the 70's?

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 21:17

lardbucket wrote:Where is Darren Lehmann with his famous 'backhanded compliment' now?

John 'Tegs' Terry borrowed it. He'll give it back in a couple of weeks.

by horace Thu 03 Nov 2011, 21:30

Brass Monkey wrote:
lardbucket wrote:Where is Darren Lehmann with his famous 'backhanded compliment' now?

John 'Tegs' Terry borrowed it. He'll give it back in a couple of weeks.

I think John Terry only exists to make Rooney look like a decent humanoid

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 03 Nov 2011, 21:42

Brass Monkey wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Interesting how the same word can mean different things in different cultures. "You dog" would be a horrendous slur in some countries yet simply recognition of promiscuity in others.

What in the living sin are you on about? Should you be sporting a beard, a tight brown check shirt and cords whilst discussing some twaddle on Open University in the 70's?

And what's wrong with that? Nerds need love too.

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