Re: What is the worst one or two word insult you can think of?

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 21:44

horace wrote:
I think John Terry only exists to make Rooney look like a decent humanoid

Ha ha quality, I've never thought about it like that. Rooney does look like a 'thoroughly decent chap' comparatively Very Happy

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:01

He pays Terry a retainer. Lends him Colleen twice a month.

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:06

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
And what's wrong with that? Nerds need love too.

Those sort of production values went out with 'the thump', that's why.

by G.Wood Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:09

Interesting how the same word can mean different things in different cultures. "Qunt" would be a place to store your todger in some countries yet in others it means horace.

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:12

I've often wondered why a few of the most 'unacceptable' swear words mean such a lovely haven from the outside world.

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:14

Isn't it more the other way round?

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:17

You've confused me beyond all recognition.

by G.Wood Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:18

Is the badgerpuppetmaster losing his touch?

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:20

Brass Monkey wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
And what's wrong with that? Nerds need love too.

Those sort of production values went out with 'the thump', that's why.

What production values? Finding little things interesting?

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:22

Brass Monkey wrote:You've confused me beyond all recognition.

That something good gets so potty-mouthed.

Rather than (as you suggested) a foul mouth turns into a happy haven.

I thought that was obvious enough! Very Happy

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:24

G.Wood wrote:Is the badgerpuppetmaster losing his touch?

You've been watching too much Wind in the Willows remakes and Punch n Judy shows fella. Or perhaps Teletubbies reruns. Cool

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:25

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
What production values? Finding little things interesting?

What? You're in one of those Open Uni programmes that I used to be watching when I got up too early in the 80's. The production on the shows were more haphazard than a Johnny Vegas lock in. You're freaking me out.

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:27

PeterCS wrote:

That something good gets so potty-mouthed.

Rather than (as you suggested) a foul mouth turns into a happy haven.

I thought that was obvious enough!

I'm dubois handicapped at this juncture. I've more chance of comprehending whale music.

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:30

What? I'm not In anything. You're freaking me out.

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:38

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:38

by Guest Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:44

Brass Monkey wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
What production values? Finding little things interesting?

What? You're in one of those Open Uni programmes that I used to be watching when I got up too early in the 80's. The production on the shows were more haphazard than a Johnny Vegas lock in. You're freaking me out.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:What? I'm not In anything. You're freaking me out.

I've only just decided to delve into this thread, and have only read this page. I'd just like to add myself to the "freaked out" gang.

What the f**k are you both talking about?

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:44

Looks like something my man Alwyn Crawshaw painted. He once said to imagine being a cloud and proceeded to squeal "I'm a cloud! I'm a cloud!!". F*cking good times.

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by Guest Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:46

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:48

He's the gent that Peep Show calls 'God'. I was well on him before Peep Show was even a synapse in the creator's brain. The man could've sorted the world out, if he was given the chance.

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:50

Wetting myself at this page. It's the equivalent of -

HWAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHURRRRNOOOOLLLLLLARRGGGGGG!!!!

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:51

Is that some saying that I'm not privy to? Have I gotten to that age where I'm just disregarded as not fresh enough to be given the new sayings?

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:52

For this is Flaming Bails.

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:56

Brass Monkey wrote:Is that some saying that I'm not privy to? Have I gotten to that age where I'm just disregarded as not fresh enough to be given the new sayings?

What?????? I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't for 2 pages.

Honestly now - raise your hand if you're under the influence.

*raises hands*

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:57

PeterCS wrote:For this is Flaming Bails.

Exactly. It's a place where one comes to share knowledge. No 'knowledge stinges' allowed. Down with the reticent of learned factoids.

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