What is the worst one or two word insult you can think of?

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:What?????? I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't for 2 pages.

Honestly now - raise your hand if you're under the influence.

*raises hands*

I'm as lucid as a doormouse at Sunday Service. Speak for yourself.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Is that some saying that I'm not privy to? Have I gotten to that age where I'm just disregarded as not fresh enough to be given the new sayings?

What?????? I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't for 2 pages.

Honestly now - raise your hand if you're under the influence.

*raises hands*

So you're paying?

One I came across yesterday was "character-building", as said of an experience. In the context it appears to have meant, "I was forced to endure too much farking time in the company of a sadistic psychopathic pervert who performs Auschwitz-style experiments on little babies and cute, furry creatures."