Fugliest sh!ts in sport?

Not everyone in Pretoria is happy with the Bulls rugby team's new away strip...

Ouch, that should be shirts, of course - though the thread may get more hits this way... Half my keyboard's letters have worn off!

I was just about to post Jonathan Trott's photo.

I was going to regale about the time I first ever saw Matt Rogers.

The league and union player? Or the lovechild of Hayden and Rogers?
It's not just Trott, even my computer is sh!t. It happily crashed at the first opportunity.

Ugly shirts- I thought Yorkshire's multi-colour Twenty20 kit was an abomination.Can't find pictures of it though.

More ugly sh!ts- Luke Chadwick.

He's probably not even that ugly, it's just such an ultra Australian face that it repulsed me to my very soul. Maybe even to my arsehole.

The league and union player it is then. Thank goodness for that, I was picturing a Hayden and Rogers lovechild.

Any cycling kit (spandex, latex or whatever it's called) is especially when it appears as if men have cameltoes.

Me and my old boy were on about it last night, coincidentally (or not as we talk footers on the regs, anyway), two Northampton Town kits come to mind - 1990/91 and 1998/99. Ghastly. But I couldn't find pictures. The worst kit we both came up with is a Carlisle away kit when Eddie Stobart sponsored them:



**puts finger in mouth to stop chunks flying out**

Jebus, I forgot how ghastly some AFL kits are. And your Leeeg kits. You Aussies have no style!

Not just this, all of Rickie Fowler's strips are shite. I should dislike John Daly's trousers but they don't seem that ghastly anymore.

Brass Monkey wrote:Me and my old boy were on about it last night, coincidentally (or not as we talk footers on the regs, anyway), two Northampton Town kits come to mind - 1990/91 and 1998/99. Ghastly. But I couldn't find pictures. The worst kit we both came up with is a Carlisle away kit when Eddie Stobart sponsored them:



**puts finger in mouth to stop chunks flying out**

There was a Coventry City away kit from the 80s that beats everything in the shitness stakes, hands down. It was even brown, to highlight the point.

Let me have a look...

Here we go:

That's a nice kit. Ok, it's not. But it isn't garish enough to be the worst.

Brass Monkey wrote:That's a nice kit. Ok, it's not. But it isn't garish enough to be the worst.

Noting wrong with garish, in the right circumstances.

Dello wrote:There was a Coventry City away kit from the 80s that beats everything in the shitness stakes, hands down. It was even brown, to highlight the point.

Let me have a look...

Here we go:

There's a reason for this strip-

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.

One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.

He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on!

The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.

The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!'

ugly on ugly

blast from the past

you can barely see her kit. terrible design

Top kits from TO, kriki and then TO again

Dello wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:That's a nice kit. Ok, it's not. But it isn't garish enough to be the worst.

Noting wrong with garish, in the right circumstances.

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Bollocks to that PHWWWWWWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!