New World Order

The fact that something may be normal in Zim's neighbourhood means nothing for the rest of humanity....

so yeah ... I'm in one of that moods again. So dusted this thread.

Japan Government Spokesman: UFOs Exist

Japan Govt to Formulate Military Response on Alien Invasion

there is footage released by NASA somewhere on web or youtube, in what was accidentaly released to public in an apparent slip on their part, of a lot of orbs or flying objects circling around the Mir station and NASAs STS? space mission. In the former case they were so numerous that the NASA ground control sounded terribly confused at spotting MIR's signature from all surrounding activity.

these objects also get attracted to an electromagnetic tether that NASA craft was extending to a capsule, and they all start crowding around the tether to take a closer look at the event.

In the meanwhile there were also some kind of pulsed laser weapon that took a few shots every once in a while in direction of these objects.

NASA later offered some wishy-washy explanation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayyj1pYjuD4&NR=1

tether incident ( from 4:48 )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5SKIl_UauE&feature=related

So, what do yer all think about this ? Esp the youtube videos.

*Buckaroo* wrote:So, what do yer all think about this ? Esp the youtube videos.

I wasn't laughing properly. When you were talking to me. I didn't find you funny. Your story didn't do for me.

It wasn't supposed to be funny in any way. Those are videos taken by NASA cameramen. Some were smuggled out and some inadvertently released.

Actually the pulsed laser is being fired from a US controlled facility in Aus called 'Pine Gap'.

Actually, on the Scotch Billy driving to Torquay(or turkey as it's known) I saw loads of UFOs and the aliens controlling them. The told me about lasers, Yanks and Aussies. I didn't believe them, even when they gave me the believing juice. They were well good at pleasuring me though and this put them very much in my favour. So did the Rothschild's billion pound pay off, with a place into the Knights of Mumu - a secret organisation that controls the universe, including every God you've ever heard of. That night I f*cked a chicken and rejoiced in the Wobblers 2-0 win.

Ah, the English Riviera.

*Sigh*

Are you still gutted about Marathons being changed to Snickers? Yeah, me too. Wasn't so bothered about Immac being changed to Veet or Ulay being changed to Olay though. Didn't use them much. Did Immac my scrot once though.

I want to know your gut instincts ..that which doesn't involve balls.

*Buckaroo* wrote:I want to know your gut instincts ..that which doesn't involve balls.

Gut instincts:

Cheryl Tweedy has a nice pie.

Bhajji called Symonds a monkey.

Either a Terminator-style or Mad Max-style holocaust will happen. Probably the Mad Max one.

During this obliteration, I shall get by through a mix of coldness, humanity and a comical steeliness.

I'll one day boff a celebrity. She'll probably be past her prime however.

Sherbert will be banned.

Cats will get island gigantism. But not in my lifetime.

There is no discernable God who makes conscious judgements. Nature is God though and we cannot deal with it's whims.

Robbie Williams is actually gay.

Celibate people are most likely to become serial killers.

Can't be arsed to read the whole thread, but presumably the Rockefellers did the corn circles as well, to reduce crop yields destined to feed the poor?

>>the Rockefellers did the corn circles as well

Oi silly girl, why would they be arsed to do that when they control media ? Either it's a naughty satellite or else one of these things trying to communicate.

So that the media write about the corn circles instead of their nefarious activities, of course...

It is possible that it is a diversionary tactic. I just wish all my fellow human beings are safe.

I have a strong feeling that the coming years are going to be full of malicious deeds by many Govts.

*Buckaroo* wrote:
I have a strong feeling that the coming years are going to be full of malicious deeds by many Govts.

Of course they'll be, as they have been since the stone age.

Batfink Begins wrote:Cheryl Tweedy has a nice pie

Sorry, I lost concentration after this.

lardbucket wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:Cheryl Tweedy has a nice pie

Sorry, I lost concentration after this.

Well, it was my most important gut instinct. I'd like to be proven right or wrong TBH.

Batfink Begins wrote:

lardbucket wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:Cheryl Tweedy has a nice pie

Sorry, I lost concentration after this.

Well, it was my most important gut instinct. I'd like to be proven right or wrong TBH.

You gut needs a good washing.

*Buckaroo* wrote:You gut needs a good washing.

Fook off. Either that or reply before another 50 posts. Duck.

WTF is this thread all about?

Thanks, Zat.

No worries pinky. Thought I'd save you the mind-numbing horror of reading through it.

Mind you, the helicopter bit is piss-funny.

Someone actually read all of what he wrote? FFS.