New World Order

What is AIDS?

AIDS is defined as any one of twenty five unrelated diseases plus a positive test for the presence of antibodies to the Human Immuno-deficiency Virus (HIV). It is said to be transferred through intimate sexual contact via the transfer of bodily fluids such as semen and blood. It is also said to be passed on through intravenous means by needle-sharing drug users and infected blood transfusions.

Nearly five hundred scientists world-wide, including eminent doctors such as leading University of California Professor of Molecular Biology, Peter Duesberg, and Australian biophysicist Eleni Papadopoulous-Eleopoulos, Dr Charles Thomas (former Harvard Professor of Biochemistry), Dr Kary Mullis (1993 Nobel Prize-winner for Chemistry), Dr Hank Loman (Professor of Biophysical Chemistry, Free University of Amsterdam), and Dr Steven Lomas (Professor of Preventative Medicine, State University of New York) are now convinced that AIDS is not caused by HIV.

In simple terms, the facts just do not add up. For example, there are many people with AIDS but without HIV and vast numbers of people who are HIV positive are not developing AIDS. The tests for the presence of retrovirus HIV – the Western Blot Test and the ELISA Test – which show up HIV positive status, are so inaccurate that false positive tests can occur due to many diseases such as malnutrition, multiple infections, multiple sclerosis, tuberculosis, leprosy, having once had the 'flu' or measles and the bodies natural response to anal semen.

Once diagnosed as HIV positive, patients are given regular blood tests to monitor their immunological responses, particularly for a drop in T-cell count. T-cells are released in the immune response to disease to attack invading antigens. A significant T-cell drop, in many clinics, is the indicator that active drug therapy should be commenced. However, using T-cell counts as an indicator of disease is entirely useless as the average T-cell count for a healthy person can range from 200 to 2000 over the course of a normal day. Professor Ian Weller, who co-ordinated the British arm of the Concorde AZT trial testing the drug on healthy HIV-positive volunteers, commented:

'The thing we have to remember about CD4 (T-cell) counts is they are very variable. They can vary in an individual over the time of day... lower in the morning and higher in the evening. They can be affected by things that you do such as walking to the clinic, as opposed to riding a bike... the amount of sunshine can affect them. Smoking as well.'

This whole area of inaccurate testing in the area of AIDS and AIDS Related Conditions (ARC) has accounted for many people being incorrectly diagnosed as HIV positive, such as in Africa where there is a supposed epidemic; there is also a massive amount of otherwise unrelated disease there too and it is this factor which is causing the false positives.

Once diagnosed, patients are then initiated onto courses of highly toxic drugs such as AZT, DDI and Septrin, many of the side effects of which are the self same symptoms as those of AIDS.

None of these AIDS defining diseases are new. What is new, however, is the HIV test. All research into this syndrome has been based upon the findings of Robert Gallo, the co-founder and patent holder of the test, which have since been found to be fraudulent. Gallo's partner and co-founder of the HIV theory, Luc Montagnier, declared in 1989:

'HIV is not capable of causing the destruction to the immune system which is seen in people with AIDS'.

One medical doctor who has practised and lectured on medicine world-wide for over thirty five years, Dr. Robert E. Wilner has even publicly demonstrated that HIV does not cause disease by injecting himself with the blood of an HIV positive patient on Spain's most popular television show; yet this never made it to the press outside of Spain! In his book 'Deadly Deception: The Proof That Sex And HIV Absolutely Do Not Cause AIDS', Dr. Wilner cites AZT as one of the major causes of AIDS, he also insists that 'HIV is simply a harmless piece of tissue, not unlike numerous other retroviruses that exist in our body' and that 'AIDS is not transmitted sexually nor is it contagious by any method!'

Dr Duesberg, recognised as one of, if not the foremost retrovirus expert in the world, points out:

'AZT is A Random Killer Of Infected And Non-Infected Cells. AZT cannot discriminate among them. It kills T-cells, B-cells, red cells, it kills all cells. AZT is a chain terminator of DNA synthesis of all cells – no exceptions. It wipes out everything. In the long run it can only lead to death of the organism – and the cemetery. AZT is a certain killer! Who will be responsible for the death of patients (some 200,000 now being treated with AZT and countless thousands who have already died from it in the past decade) that results from AZT therapy – pharmacological homicide?'

And furthermore, that:

'HIV does not cause AIDS... The point that everyone is missing is that all of those original papers, Gallo wrote on HIV have been found fraudulent... The HIV hypothesis was based on those papers.'

It is my opinion that these scientists are correct and that HIV is not the cause of AIDS. AIDS is not a single viral disease but a collection of, in part, unrelated diseases which are caused by disharmonious energies in the fields of the holistic body, brought about by all sorts of reasons. Undoubtedly one of the major causes of death by AIDS-related diseases is the inability of the body to fight off the manifested disease because the body has been weakened by the very drugs given to suppress the disease. Tests have shown that the only effective treatments for AIDS are those which involve the cessation of conventional drugs in favour of unconventional natural therapies such as Essiac, Oxygen/Ozone Therapy and CanCell. However, these natural therapies share a common theme in that they have all been suppressed or withdrawn by governmental agencies and those with vested interests in the
pharmaceutical industry.

(To further support the fact that HIV is not transferred sexually, Cathy O'Brien in her book Trance Formation Of America, points out that, despite being prostituted to men in areas supposedly rife with AIDS, none of her political abusers ever wore protection during sex with her.)

Wellcome to Hell (compiled from Dirty Medicine by Martin J Walker – see reference below)

Wellcome (Wellcome Burroughs in the US) began as a pharmaceutical company set up in 1880 by Henry Wellcome and Silas Burroughs. Its links to the Rockefeller Empire were apparent in Henry Wellcome's appointing of John and Allen Dulles of the Sullivan and Cromwell law firm as those responsible for any legal matters relating to the company and his own will. With Henry Wellcome's death in 1936, the Wellcome Trust was set up in conjunction with the company (now the Wellcome Foundation) and this has now become one of the largest funders of medical research in Europe. The Rockefeller connection was also strengthened in the late 50's when Wellcome took over the running of aspects of the Rockefeller funded London University College Hospital Medical School and their joint interests in tropical illness research via the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.

Over the following decades, Wellcome pursued several aspects of pharmaceutical healthcare with interests in general over-the-counter remedies, anti-virals, animal healthcare, genetic engineering and biotechnology. It strengthened its connections within the government, the media, medical academia and the various committees, societies and associations that were continuously being set up to review, regulate and control all aspects of scientific medical research and education. It did this by making donations to many of these organisations, such as the British Association for the Advancement of Science, the Parliamentary Science and Technology Foundation, the Parliamentary Office of Science and Technology, and the British Medical Association's Foundation for AIDS (to which it gave £144,000 between 1988 and 1992), and by placing its own trustees, researchers and 'experts' in prominent positions within them. For example: Sir Alastair Pilkington one time vice president of the Foundation for Science and Technology was a research scientist for Wellcome; Professor C. Gordon Smith, Dean of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine was a Wellcome trustee; Lord Swann, Director of the BBC in the 1980's was a Wellcome trustee; Sir Alfred Shepperd, a member of the Advisory Council on Science and Technology(ACST) was Chairman of Burroughs Wellcome and the Wellcome Foundation until 1985; Professor Roy Anderson, Head of Pure and Applied Biology at London Imperial College of Science, Technology and medicine and a member of ACST was also a Wellcome trustee.

In the 1980's however, the company went through some major rationalisations. In 1986 the decision was made to sell shares in the Welcome drug company which had previously been owned in its entirety by the Wellcome Trust. In the following six years it also sold off several areas of business including Cooper Animal Healthcare – a joint venture with ICI producing organo-phosphate sheep dip – and its interests in vaccine production. Production of general cough and cold remedies was also reduced to a mere 14% of sales while it began concentrating its funds in the more profitable areas of genetics, biotechnology and anti-virals.

AZT, marketed by Wellcome as Retrovir, had been developed in the 60s as a drug to treat cancer but it had proved to be highly toxic as well as ineffective as it appeared unable to distinguish between cancerous and healthy cells. However, tests in vitro appeared to show some anti-viral properties which was why, after being shelved in the 60s, AZT was re-tested for use in the treatment of AIDS in the 1980s.

Human clinical drug trials, following extensive (though useless) animal testing, usually take place in two parts. Phase I tests for toxicity; Phase II concentrates on the long-term side-effects and efficacy, all of which can take several years. In the case of AZT the Phase II trials in America were halted after 4 months when only 1 of the AZT users as opposed to 19 of the control group had died and the drug was granted a license despite the fact that the patients in the trial were given regular blood transfusions to alleviate the possible side-effects (this should, under usual circumstances, have negated the results of the trial). This licensing of AZT so quickly was unprecedented and made Wellcome's profits double to £1132 million in the space of 4 years! As if this wasn't enough, subsequent licenses for other AIDS drugs were issued subject to the condition that they would have to be tested against AZT and then only prescribed in conjunction with it.

Incredibly, AZT was licensed in the UK without any clinical trials four weeks before it was licensed in the US. This, perhaps, may have been due to the fact that, of the 25 members of the Medicines Commission who are parliamentary advisers on medicine, 5 had interests in Wellcome; one prominent member being Professor Trevor M. Jones, Director of Research and Development at Wellcome. And of the 21 members of the Committee on the Safety of Medicines who grant the licenses, two had interests in the Welcome Foundation.

Within a short space of time, AZT was licensed in 35 countries around the world and Wellcome were promoting it with media advertising, press releases and all-expenses-paid conferences to which they regularly invited the world's top scientists and physicians, all the while denying any suggestions that it caused harmful side-effects.

Wellcome's influence on the media and the government continued with its donation of £10,000 to the All Party Parliamentary Group on AIDS (APOGA) as, with the Medical Research Council, Wellcome began the trials of AZT on asymptomatic HIV positive patients – the Concorde trials – in October 1988. From that point onwards most of the doctors presenting information and writing for APGOA were also involved in these trials. Not content with promoting their own research in the area of AIDS they also began to attack any alternative treatments or anyone who challenged the HIV=AIDS hypothesis.

Wellcome had also cornered the British market in AIDS testing kits. With the help of Dr. Robin Weiss and Angus Dalgleish from the Institute of Cancer Research, a second generation kit was marketed based on the research by Campaign Against Health Fraud (now Healthwatch) member, Professor Vincent Marks, head of the Biochemistry Department of Surrey University – a department which has received over half a million pounds from Wellcome since 1985. In order to ensure that anyone found to be HIV positive was immediately directed towards 'help' from AZT-promoting doctors, GP's were given very limited access to the testing kits. They had no choice but to send their patients to Wellcome-infiltrated teaching hospitals and STD clinics in London while the promotion and sale of home testing kits was banned in the UK (in 1992), thereby ensuring Wellcome's complete monopoly in all aspects of AIDS treatment and diagnosis.

Education about HIV and AIDS could also not be overlooked and Wellcome donated substantial funds to pay for a £150,000 package for GPs, produced by the British Medical Association.

The Concorde trials themselves, instead of being independent, were almost totally under Wellcome's influence. The initial reason for the trials was to prove that AZT would be effective in preventing the development of ARC and AIDS in otherwise healthy HIV+ patients. Going against all established regulations for the independence of such trials, which in the past had the drug companies supplying the drug and paying the hospitals to do the trials, the Concorde trial was set up jointly between Wellcome, the Medical Research Council (MRC) and the Department of Health. The MRC paid for the treatment and the Department of Health granted the use of six London hospitals, NHS staff and facilities. Anyone with an HIV positive test was encouraged to join the trial without discussion of any alternative treatments whilst being promised up to 3 years of free healthcare despite the fact that the AZT drug was to be administered at 1000mg per day – twice the dose recommended by the US Food and Drug Administration – and the recent reports of serious side-effects such as muscle wasting, anaemia and impotence. Wellcome's crowning glory in this deal, though, was to also insist that the contract gave them complete control over the writing of any reports about the trial. The only report which had to be agreed between all parties was the one for general publication, if indeed any published report was even deemed necessary.

Just to make absolutely sure of obtaining the desired outcome, Wellcome had the help of several 'friends' in the MRC who had just as many, if not more, commitments to industry and business matters than they did to the medical establishment or the government. Lord Jellicoe, Chairman of the MRC's AIDS committee, was a director of the Rockefeller company Morgan Crucible as well as the sugar company Tate and Lyle and was later chairman of Booker Tate confectionery; Sir Donald Acheson worked for the Department of Health but left in 1991 to work in the Rockefeller funded School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine; Sir Austin Bide was Chief Executive of Glaxo (now in partnership with Wellcome) and had been a director of J. Lyons & Co confectionery in the 70's. Sir David Crouch, MP for Canterbury until 1987, was director of Pfizer Ltd., a pharmaceutical company which was the only manufacturer of a synthesised ingredient of AZT at that time and also ran several public relations companies one of which, Kingsway Rowland, handled Wellcome's AZT account; Dr J. W. G. Smith, director of the Public Health Laboratory Service since 1985 used to be a Senior Lecturer at the School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine before going to work for Wellcome as head of Bacteriology in 1969; Professor D. A. Warrell was a director of the Wellcome Tropical Research Unit and has also done malaria research funded by Wellcome and the Rockefeller Foundation; Professor C. N. Hales is a specialist in diabetes whose research is often funded by pharmaceutical companies including Wellcome.

With the above as the only 8 members of the MRC Committee on AIDS and their Chairman Lord Jellicoe, it is not surprising that a drug once deemed to be too toxic, which has never been properly tested and whose side-effects, according to the British National Formulary, bear s striking resemblance to the symptoms of AIDS itself, has been allowed to become the AIDS drug of the 90's and has kept the profits rolling in for Wellcome to the tune of an estimated £400 million a year.

Walker, Martin J.; Dirty Medicine: Science, big business and the assault on natural health care, (Slingshot Publications, London, 1994).

AIDS Care and Treatment

'I will give no deadly medicine to any one if asked.'
(from the Hippocratic Oath)

Walter's position as a staff nurse at Newcastle General Hospital's Infectious Disease Unit (ward 25), which is affiliated with the London School of Tropical Medicine, has given me an insight into the world of AIDS treatment which is rarely seen and it only serves to corroborate the research of the aforementioned enlightened scientists, whose numbers are ever increasing. The world of AIDS care and treatment at the NGH has some very sinister elements and I have no reason to suspect that it is isolated to this regional unit alone. Here is an outline of some of the information which Walter has provided:

According to the code of conduct provided by the United Kingdom Central Council for nursing and midwifery, the nurse's role is to be the patient's advocate and is, therefore, entrusted to provide care in the best interest of the patient and to decline from doing anything which is detrimental to their well being. One of the major areas covered by this is in the administration of drugs; the nurse is responsible for ensuring the correct dosage of drug is given and is responsible also for being aware of the effects and possible side effects of the medication.

However, in the NGH unit, nurses are expected to give all drugs prescribed by the doctor whether or not any information on the effects of the drug are available. Frequently the prescribing doctor is unaware of the true nature of the drugs and thus unable to inform the nursing staff of the effects and side effects of the drugs they are using. Many and varied substances appear and disappear periodically from the drugs cupboard, often named only as a series of numbers or letters. When challenged as to the reason why they have prescribed such unknown entities, the doctors usually reply that their consultant has ordered it to be given. The consultant is usually unavailable for comment.

The side effects of the drugs have been seen to be potentially harmful. For example, one commonly used drug, Foscarnet, which is given directly into the heart or eyes of a patient, when dropped on a nurse's tights dissolved them on contact. Common side effects of this drug include epilepsy, blindness and dementia. Many patients have entered the unit with minor symptoms such as weight loss and have, in a short space of time, become blind and epileptic through using it. Walter has frequently said to me, 'I'm poisoning people for a living', but if he refused to give the drugs as prescribed he would lose his job and someone would be found who would administer them. The same is true of the junior doctors who are afraid of the vengeance from above if they were to challenge the status quo. No challenge has yet been made, even after I presented the unit with detailed papers outlining the research which has negated the 'HIV equals AIDS' myth.

Once diagnosed as HIV positive, many patients are then informed that the only chance they have for extended survival is to use the drugs provided. Obviously the majority of patients, many of whom show very few symptoms, are too afraid not to co-operate with the regime. They then suffer terribly and die a lingering and undignified death.

As a response to many challenges Walter has made to the medical staff to justify their drugs regime, he has been branded cynical and defeatist; as not wishing to give the patients a chance for survival. In reply to this he has asked on many occasions for the doctors to give him even just one example of anyone whom they have cured of AIDS or significantly improved the quality of life. Not one of them has been able to give such an example.

Even if we were extending people lives, in doing so we also inflict upon them such diseases as makes for little or no quality of life. What is the point of an extra year of life if that year is spent as a living vegetable? If we do have a prognosis of death, then surely it is better to live that remaining life to the full with our eventual demise being as gentle and as dignified as possible.


On one occasion, the unit exceeded its drugs budget and feared a crisis in care. At this point Wellcome stepped in and offered its services for free on the condition that they would supply the drugs as long as all research notes were given directly to them in return. It appears that the only figures who were aware of anything like the full picture were the consultants in charge and the research nurse appointed by the company, none of whom were willing to reveal anything of the results of these apparently blind drugs trials.

In effect, this means that the patients on this unit are being treated by the pharmaceutical scientists as human guinea pigs, in order to test the various drugs supplied. How are we to know that these drugs are genuinely safe for the purpose of therapy? Might they simply be poisons or ineffectual chemicals thrown onto the research pot in a vain attempt to happen across some element of cure? Are they even actively seeking a cure, knowing what we do of their motivation?

Some of the drugs which have been identified and are in regular use have long since been discontinued in other areas of medicine because they are ineffective and/or dangerous. For example, A.Z.T. was once considered too toxic to be given to terminally ill cancer patients!

Interestingly, the official patient leaflet, 'HIV and AZT, the choices', as supplied to AIDS departments by Wellcome, gives merely three examples of side effects of the drug, i.e. anaemia, which they say effects up to 40% of users; headaches in 1-10% of users; and sickness in 25% of users which: 'almost always disappear after a few weeks of treatment'. The leaflet also states:

Most people do not suffer side effects when they take AZT early. If they do occur, there are ways of coping with them. They may be reversed, if necessary by stopping treatment.

If you thought that you may be facing death through an incurable disease would you stop taking the drug that has been hyped as giving an extension of lifespan, I wonder?

Septrin is a combination of two antibiotics and has been shown to be far less effective and far more liable to dramatic side effects than either of the components when used individually (interestingly, it is also nearly three times more expensive than the more effective and less harmful constituent ingredient Trimethorprim).

Even Thalidomide is now being used on Ward 25 for its anti-emetic properties.


Many patients diagnosed as terminally ill have drawn up living wills in which they often request a cessation of active treatment in the end stages of disease. These are frequently ignored by the doctors who continue to pump toxins into dying patients and claim to be simply following orders from above. The point of which escapes myself and Walter and quite often the doctors themselves.


When a patient dies, relatives are officially informed that their loved ones are deemed as dangerous waste and must, therefore, be sealed and cremated for hygiene reasons. No mention is made of autopsy or further experimentation and yet Walter has witnessed conversations amongst doctors regarding autopsy findings on such people who were supposed to have gone to cremation unmolested. Is this further pharmaceutical research?


One evening, in the absence of an available doctor from the unit, Walter had to call upon a consultant from another area to advise upon a matter. Whilst this covering doctor was attending to the issue Walter made known his concerns about the dangerous amounts of drugs a patient was prescribed. This consultant agreed with Walter that it was excessive and dangerous and complied with his request to discontinue the majority of the drugs. He also admitted to Walter that there was definitely something extraordinary and far reaching going on in this area which was beyond
his jurisdiction. Furthermore, if he had his way, the majority of the drugs given on the unit would never have been prescribed in the first place. However, 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' seemed to be the order of the day and that was the end of the matter.

All of this information is deeply disturbing. As more and more evidence mounts against the HIV theory, it seems that the only way to survive AIDS is to steer clear of the medical profession and its terrible
drugs. If it is true of this one syndrome then how true is it of other areas of disease? Just how manipulated are we by these companies? And how much wheeling and dealing is going on behind the scenes between consultants and pharmaceutical companies which directly effects our well-being?

AIDS is a huge money spinner providing millions of pounds of profit per day in drugs sales and its offshoot market of condom sales (Wellcome also has links with the London Rubber Company). It has instilled a fear in the heart of our society of free sexual expression and has given rise to much bigotry from the poorly educated who see AIDS as a judgement from God or a punishment for active homosexuality. It has created a huge charity industry, netting millions of pounds from the world
population to fund further research to rid the world of this affliction. And how much misery and negativity has it generated? Further research means more experiments on both animals and humans. And the
figures for economic growth just rise and rise.

Rothschilds & Rockefellers - Trillionaires Of The World

A recent article in the London Financial Times indicates why it is impossible to gain an accurate estimate of the wealth of the trillionaire bankers. Discussing the sale of Evelyn Rothschild's stake in Rothschild Continuation Holdings, it states: ...[this] requires agreement on the valuation of privately held assets whose value has never been tested in a public market. Most of these assets are held in a complex network of tax-efficient structures around the World.

By this method, the trillionaire masters of the universe remain hidden whilst Forbes magazine poses lower ranking billionaires like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett as the richest men in the World. Retired management consultant Gaylon Ross Sr, author of Who's Who of the Global Elite, has been tipped from a private source that the combined wealth of the Rockefeller family in 1998 was approx (US) $11 trillion and the Rothschilds (U.S.) $100 trillion. However something of an insider's knowledge of the hidden wealth of the elite is contained in the article, "Will the Dollar and America Fall Down on August 19?.." on page 1 of the 12th July 2001 issue of Russian newspaper Pravda. The newspaper interviewed Tatyana Koryagina, a senior research fellow in the Institute of Macroeconomic Researches subordinated to the Russian Ministry of Economic Development (Minekonom) on the subject of a recent conference concerning the fate of the U.S. economy:
Koryagina:

The known history of civilization is merely the visible part of the iceberg. There is a shadow economy, shadow politics and also a shadow history, known to conspirologists. There are [unseen] forces acting in the World, unstoppable for [most powerful] countries and even continents.

Invader Zim wrote:Whata pile of banal paraniod crap.

You actually read it?

Buckaroo in "a napoleon flameout crisis" shock

Homemade Chicken Soup


INGREDIENTS

• 1 tablespoons olive oil
  
• 1 whole chicken, breasts removed and reserved
  
• 2 onions
  
• 2 quarts boiling water
  
• Salt
  
• 2 bay leaves
  
• 1 large carrot
  
• 1 celery stalk
  
• 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
  
• 1/4 cup fresh parsley leaves
  
• Ground pepper
  

PREP WORK



You could use the breast meat in this soup recipe but I prefer to cook them separately in another recipe. If you do use them, wait until the soup is almost finished and then add them back to the pot until they are cooked through. Should only take about 8 to 10 minutes.

Dice the onion. Peel the carrots and cut them as well as the celery into 1/4 to 1/2 inch pieces then mince the fresh parsley leaves.
HOW TO MAKE AT HOME



Heat the oil in a large heavy-bottomed soup pot and sauté the breasts until they are light brown, about 5 minutes. Remove the breasts and set aside. Add half of the onions and sauté until translucent, approximately 4 to 5 minutes. Remove and set aside.

Cut up the remaining parts of the chicken (not the breasts) into small pieces to allow them to release their juices in the shortest time possible. This is the hardest part of the recipe. If you have a meat cleaver, it makes the job easier, but if you don’t, do the best you can with a chefs knife.

Add the pieces to the pot, and cook for 8 to 10 minutes until no longer pink. Return the onion to the pot, reduce the heat to low, cover, and simmer until the chicken releases its juices, about 20 minutes. Add boiling water, reserved chicken breasts, 2 teaspoons of salt, and bay leaves. Cover and simmer until chicken breasts are cooked, about 20 minutes. Increase the heat if necessary.

Remove chicken breasts and set aside. Strain and reserve broth. Skim fat from the broth, reserving 2 tablespoons to be used to cook the vegetables. Add the reserved fat to the soup pot and sauté the remaining onions along with the carrot and celery for about 5 minutes.

When the chicken breasts are cool enough to handle, remove and discard the skin and bones. Shred the breast meat into bite sized pieces and add to the pot. Add thyme and reserved broth; simmer until the vegetables are tender.

Season with salt and pepper, add parsley and serve. You can also add noodles, orzo, or small pasta shells and cook until tender.

noelene wrote:China is building 4 coal power stations a week

Fark! That's bloody quick construction work. Those bastards usually take years to build.

They'll probably all fall down next month...

where is noelene ? Atleast there is one person that talks sense.

That'll do me. If noelene is talking sense, then it's time to head for the fall out shelters...

I was talking only in this particular context.

Anyhow here are more links (must read)

Confessions of a Covert Agent
Psychological Operations are my specialty

I've been strongly advised to keep a very low profile and forget about things for a while. But I find it hard to just fade into the night when we are reaching an event horizon, a breaking point. Despite my cynicism, there is a part of me that knows I have to keep fighting. The stakes are just too high, higher then they've ever been. The human species is in serious trouble, facing a set of crises unlike anything we've ever faced before. Unless these covert forces are exposed, and ultimately eliminated, I don't see how we can even begin to make the bold actions that we need to start making now - and I mean right ****** now! These covert forces are a root cause and driver, a cancer spreading through the system and planet.

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TOMMYS BROTHER GREG WAS LOUSY. TOMMYS BROTHER GREG STOOD UPPED AND SLICED MORE CAKE TO PUT IN A NABKIN. THEN TOMMYS BROTHER GREG SAID TO GREGS BROTHER TOMMY MOM WANTS YOU HOME BY NINE AND THEN HE WIPED HIS FACE AND LEFT EVEN NOT TO CONGRAJALATE ME ON THE BIRTHDAY HAVING.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. FRED DID. HE WAS TRYING TO GET OUR DOG RALPHY TO SIT ON THE FART BAG. BUT RALPHY DONT WANT TO SIT ON THAT BAG AND IT NOT GET FARTED. SOME PEOPLE. THEY JUST GET BORED OF THE FART BAGS. BUT DIDNT GET BOREDS FOR FRED. FRED ALWAYS LIKED THAT BAG AND ALL THINGS IT DID.
THERE WERE PARTY HATS AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.YOU DIDNT HAVED TO WEAR A PARTY HAT TO GET BIRTHDAY MONEY. I DIDNT HAVED TO WEAR THE HAT. I JUST WANTED THAT MONEY. I WANTED THAT MONEY A WHOLE LOT. I ALREADY WORE THE PARTY HAT. FRED TOOK MY HAT EVEN THOUGH HE HAVED A HAT ALLREADY. FRED WENT BACK TO THE FART BAG. BUT THIS TIME WAS DIFFEREND. THIS TIME HE WORED TWO HATS. EVERYBODY ALREADY HEARD THAT FART BAG. THAT DIDNT MIND FRED WITH TWO HATS THOUGH. HE JUST WENT TO THE WINDOW AND WAITED. WAITED FOR PERSUNS TO WALK BY THE WINDOW OUTSIDE WHO NOT HEARD FART BAG. AND THEN TO USE THE FART BAG VERY FAST IN HIS HANDS. THEY COULDNT HEAR THE NOIZ BUT THEY COULD SEE IT WAS SOMETHIN IN FREDS HANDS BEING USED VERY FAST BY FRED. SOME THINKED IT WAS A FART BAG. SOME DIDNT THINKED SO. THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR FRED. FRED PUT HIS FART BAG IN A LOCKABLE BOX AND THEN JUST WENT SOMEWHERE.
I JUST SAT THERE BY THE CAKE AND WAITED FOR BIRTHDAY MONEY TO COME. I KNOWED IT WOULD COME. I HAVED TO WAIT. SOMEBODY BLEW A KAZOO. I THINKED IT WAS FRED. I DIDNT CARE. I SAT THERE AND WAITED. I HAVED TO.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. A ENDVOLOP TO TIM PUT DOWN ON TABLE. THATS ME. THERE WAS NO MONEY IN IT. I LOOOKED CAREFUL FOR MONEY. WAS ONLY A CARD WITH THAT DOG WITH SUNGLASSES AND NO MONEY AT ALL. I SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE CARD THATS A REALLY NICE DOG WITH SUNGLASSES. THEN I WAITED MORE.
WHO KNOWED WHAT COULD HAPPEN ON THE BIRTHDAY. WHO KNOWED IF MORE PERSUNS WOULD COME WITH CARDS WITH MONEY OR NOT. NOBODY KNOWED BUT MAYBE I DID. I JUST HAVED TO WAIT THE TIME.
TOMMY AND CHAD WERE MAKING THE WRESTLERS TALK TUFF FACED TO EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS THEY COULD BLOW UPPED WITH JUST ONE PUNSH. I THINKED THEY COULD BLOW UPPED A LOT OF THINGS WITH JUST ONE PUNSH. FRED BLOWED THE KAZOO MORE AND LOUDER. THEN FRED RAN UPPEDSTAIRS TO USE THE TOILET. I COULD HEAR HIM UPPED THERE PLAYING THE KAZOO ON THE TOILET. THEN I HEARD HIM FLUSH THE TOILET AND COULD NOT HEAR THE KAZOO. BUT WHEN THE TOILET WAS DONE FLUSHING I COULD HEAR THE KAZOO AGAIN. FRED LIKED TO PLAY THE KAZOO.
THEN THERE WERE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR. SOMEONES WAS AT THE DOOR. I HOPED IT WASNT TOMMYS BROTHER GREG AGAIN. HES LOUSY. BUT WAS NOT TOMMYS BROTHER GREG. THIS PARTS IMPORTONT. REMEMBNER BEFORED I SAID I HAVEDD TO WAIT FOR BIRTHDAY MONEY. REMEMBNER ME SAYING THAT RIGHT BEFORED. I WAS RIGHT. THAT PERSON AT THE DOOR. IT WASSUNT GREG. AND THEY DIDNT JUST WANT COME IN FOR PLAIN OLD REASON. THEY WANTED TO COME IN TO JUST GIVED ME MONEY FOR HAVING THE BIRTHDAY. THEY GAVED BIRTHDAY MONEY. THE REAL THING. IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT OTHER CARD. THOSE ANIMALS REALLY LIKED TO WEAR SUNGLASSES THE BEST. BUT THIS ONE DIFFREND. THIS WON HAVED MONEY IN IT. THAT MONEY WAS MINE. MORE PERSUNS CAME. THEY HAVED CARDS TOO. I FOUND EVEN MORE MONEY IN THE CARDS. THAT MONEY WAS MINE TOO. I SAID THANKS ALOT BECOS MONEYS IMPORTONT.
WHEN BIRTHDAY PERSUNS BEGONED I TOOKED THAT MONEY UPPED TO THE ROOM OF BELONGING TO TIM AND FRED. I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AT ME HOLDING ALL THAT MONEY WAS MINE. IT LOOKED GOOD. I SAW FRED IN THE MIRROR TOO. HE WAS IN BED READING THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE FART BAG AGAIN. HE READ THOSED INSTRUCTIONS EVERY NIGHT. THEN I LOOKED AT ME IN THE MIRROR AGAIN WITH ALL THAT MONEY HOLDING ONTO. IT STILL LOOKED GOOD.
THEN I LOOKED AT THE MENS ON THE MONEY. I WONDERED IF THEY HAVED THE BROTHER NAMED FRED. I WONDERED. THEN WHAT HAPPENED. I GOT TIRED FROM WAITING ALL DAY FOR MONEY AND HEARING NOIZES. I JUST WANT GO TO BED. BUT FRED JUST STILL READING THAT BOOK ALL NIGHT AND THE LIGHT STILL ON.
I HAVED TO WAIT FOR FRED. WHEN HE WAS DONE READING THAT BOOK HE TURNED THE NOB ON HIS PLASTIK BOX. THEN HE JUST PUT THAT BOOK HE LIKED IN THERED. THEN JUST TURNED THE NOB AGAIN TO LOCK IT SHUT IN THERED WITH OTHER THINGS OF FRED. THEN WHAT FRED DOOD. FRED JUST FEEL LIKE GO TO THE BATHROOM AND LEFT. AND LEFT THAT LIGHT ON TOO. FRED WAS UNSTOPIBBLE. I JUST WENT TO SLEEP WITH THOTS OF ALL MY MONEY.
WHEN I WOKE UPPED FREDS WAS PLAYING THE KAZOO. THATS WHY I WOKE UPPED. THEN I REMEBNERED HAVED BIRTHDAY MONEY NOT SPENDED. AND I WANTED TO SPEND THAT MONEY A WHOLE LOT. NOT TOMMOROW OR NEXT WEEK. ALL MONEY IN ONE DAY. NO MATTER WHAT. ALL THAT MONEY. SPEND GONE IN ONE DAY FOREVIR.
I GOT UPPED. I WENT TO BATHROOM BUT THEN I REMBER. ALL THAT MONEY. SPEND GONE IN ONE DAY. I HAVED NO TIME TO BRUSH TOOTHS. TODAY IS DAY TO SPEND MONEY GONE. BRUSH TOOTH NOT IMPORTONT. THEN WHAT HAPPEND. I JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS.
OUR FATHER IN KITCHEN WITH FRED. THEY EATING GONE CEREALS AND NO TALKING. JUST CRUNCH NOIZING. OUR FATHER HORRORFIED BECOS OF LOOKED AT PHONE BILL. HE JUST MAD BECOS OF FRED CALLED THE PERSUNS WHO BULD FART BAGS TO CONGRAJULATE THEM AGAIN AND HEAR THE KAZOO. FRED LIKED THOSE PERSUNS A WHOLE LOT. HE CALLED THEM EVERY DAY.

*Buckaroo* wrote:I was talking only in this particular context.

Anyhow here are more links (must read)

Confessions of a Covert Agent
Psychological Operations are my specialty

I've been strongly advised to keep a very low profile and forget about things for a while. But I find it hard to just fade into the night when we are reaching an event horizon, a breaking point. Despite my cynicism, there is a part of me that knows I have to keep fighting. The stakes are just too high, higher then they've ever been. The human species is in serious trouble, facing a set of crises unlike anything we've ever faced before. Unless these covert forces are exposed, and ultimately eliminated, I don't see how we can even begin to make the bold actions that we need to start making now - and I mean right ****** now! These covert forces are a root cause and driver, a cancer spreading through the system and planet.

Wake me up when you post the links to "Confessions of an overt nympho".

Time to do the survey.
Who came here to see Dubbya See Dubbya?
*cricket chirp*
Now who came here to see the n-W-o?
*fans cheer*
One more for the good guys!

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And that's all I have to say about that.

ATTN:
Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mr.David Mark. an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH
INTERNATIONAL,ABUJA
(FCT). I have the courage to Crave indulgence for
this important business
believing that you will never let me down
either now or in the future. Some
years ago, an American Mining
consultant/ contractor with the Nigeria National
Petroleum Corporation,
made a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calendar
months, valued
$12M.USD (TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account. On maturity,
The
bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no
reply.
After a month, The bank sent another reminder and finally his
contract
employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation wrote
to inform the bank
that he died without MAKING A WILL, and all attempts
by the American Embassy to
trace his next of kin was fruitless. I
therefore, made further investigation and
discovered that the
beneficiary was an immigrant from Jamaica and only recently
obtained
American citizenship. He did not decla re any kin or relations in all
his official documents, including his Bank deposit paper work. This
money total
amount$12M.USD ( TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS)is still sitting
in my bank as
dormant Account. No one will ever come forward to claim
it, and according to
Nigerian Banking policy, after some years, the
money will revert to the
ownership of the igerian Government if the
account owner is certified dead. This
is the situation, and my proposal
is that I am looking for a foreigner who will
stand in as the next of
kin to beneficiary, and OPEN a Bank Account abroad to
facilitate the
transfer of this money. This is simple, all you have to do is to
OPEN
an account anywhere in the world and send me its detail for me to
arrange
the proper money transfer paperwork, and facilitate the
transfer.The money will
then be paid into this Account for us to share
in the ratio of 60% for me, 35 %
for you and 5% for expenses that might
come up during transfer process. There is
no risk at all, and all the
paper work for this transaction will be done by me
using my position
and connections in the banks in Nigeria. This business
transaction is
guaranteed.And the first phase of the transfer will be ($4M.USD)
FOUR
MILLION DOLLARS as advised by our insider in the bank.If you are
interested, please reply immediately through my personal email sending
the
following details: (1) Your Full Name/Address (2) Your Private
Telephone/fax
Number. Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be
rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of
us because I shall require your
assistance to invest some of my share
in your country. I look forward to your
earliest reply.
Yours,
Mr.David
Mark.

I HAVED NO TIME FOR THOSED PROBLUMS OR CEREAL BOWL. I JUST HAVED TIME TO SPEND ALL THE MONEY GONE. IN ONE DAY. I WENT RIGHT FOR PHONE FOR STEP NUMBER ONE. TOMMY. I JUST CALL TOMMY FIRST. YOU THERED TOMMY. TOMMY REMEMBNER YESDERDAY. I GOT THAT MONEY REMEMBNER THAT HAPPPEN. LETS GO TO KFC AND PAY FOR OUR OWN FOODS WITH MONEY. TOMMY JUST SAY OK AND HANG UPPED. I THOT THAT WAS GOOD AND LIKED THAT TOMMY WAS FAST AND KNOWED IMPORTONTS OF TIME WHEN THERE WAS MONEY HAVED.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. I JUST CALL CHAD. YOU THERE CHAD. CHAD REMEMBNER YESDERDAY. I GOT THAT MONEY REMEMBNER THAT HAPPPEN. LETS GO TO KFC AND PAY FOR OUR OWN FOODS WITH MONEY. CHAD JUST SAY DOUG WAS SLEPPT OVER AND HE NOT SURE BECOS OF MONEY PROBLUM. I JUST SAY I HAVED LOTS OF MONEY TO SPEND LETS EAT IT ALL AT KFC. CHAD SAID OK AND HANG UPPED. WOW THAT GREAT. I GOING TO CALL DOUG ANYWAY BUT NOW DONT HAVED TO CALL DOUG BECOS HE JUST SLEPPT OVER CHADS. EVEN MORE IMPORTONTS OF TIME.
I STILL HAVED TO WAIT THOUGH. JUST WAIT FOR THOSED GUYS TO GET OVER AND THEN TO KFC. WHAT TO DO. I KNOWED WHAT TO DOOD. JUST SIT DOWN AND WATCH UPRA RERUN FOR THE ADDULT TALK. I BRUSHED MY HAIR. I ALWAYS BRUSHED THE HAIR FOR UPRA.
THEN WHAT HAPPEN. FRED HAPPPEN. HE JUST TRYING LIFT THE FISH BOWL ON TOP OF THE FART BAG. I COULDENT BELIVE IT. FRED I SAID. FRED IF THAT BAG FARTS IT WONT BE THE FISHES FART. IT NOT THE SAME THING FRED. NOT THE SAME THING AS THE FISH. YOU JUST MAKE THE FISHBOWL FART AND NOT THE FISH.
FRED NOT MATTERED MY WARNING. FRED JUST TALK TO THE FISH AND FART THE BAG ANYWAY.
I JUST TRY AND LISTEN TO THAT UPRA ADDULT TALK. BUT IT JUST NOT THE SAME WITH FRED ON THE BOTHER. NOW WHAT HAPPPEN. FRED JUST TRY AND LIFT THE TV TO PUT FART BAG UNDER AND MAKED UPPRA BE THE NEXT WON. EVEN NOT WAS UPRA NOW. JUST SOME SY SPERLING COMMCERIAL PRESDENT OF HAIR. I HAVED ENUFF. I JUST SAT ON CURB OUTSIDE AND WAIT.
THEN WHAT HAPPEN. TOMMY JUST RUNNING ROUND THE CORNER FAST. AND THEN BEHINDING HIM THE OTHER RUNNING MAN WITH SHINEY BLUE SHORTS. THEY DOOING SAME THING. BUT TOMMY WASNT RUNNING TO GET A+ FOR SPORTS REWARD . HE JUST RUNNING TO EAT GONE SOME FOOD AT KFC SOONER THEN LATER. HE JUST RUNNING TO ME TIM ON THE CURB BECOS HE KNOWED I HAVED THE MONEY FOR KFC. I THINKED TOMMY HAVED THE BEST IDEA. JUST RUNNED FOR THE FOOD .EVERY PERSUN SHOULD ONLY JUST RUNNED FOR THE FOOD HAVING. NO EXCUZE TO RUNNED FAST DOWN A STREET BUT TO EAT FOOD SOONER THEN LATER. NO EXCUZE. JUST FOR FOOD AND THEN EAT IT.
ME AND TOMMY JUSTS LOOKED AT THAT SPORTS GUY RUNNED DOWN THE STREET. THE NO EXCUZE MAKER. THEN WHAT HAPPEND. THEN I JUST TELLED TOMMY. I JUST SAID TO TOMMY. LOOKED THERE AT THE RUNNING. LOOKED THERE AT THE SHINING PANTS. HE THINKEDS HE FROM RINGALING BROTHERS CIRCUS. HE GOING FOR THE A+ REWARD. TOMMY LAFFED. THEN TOMMY PROOFED IT BY LAUGHING HARDER. THEN I JUST SAY TO TOMMY THE ASKING QUESTION. ASKING QUESTION OF WAS THERE EXCUZE. I JUST TELLED THAT TO TOMMY.
TOMMY JUST SAID WAS NO EXCUZE.
THEN TOMMY JUSTS WASSUNT HAVED ENOUGH OF IT. TOMMMY JUST TELLEDS ME. TOMMY JUST SAY. THAT MAN JUST LIKED RUN DOWNED STREET FOR NO EXCUZE. I SAID YES TO TOMMY. THEN WE LAFFED EVEN MORE HARDER.
THEN TOMMY HAVED THE FUN FEELING TOO. TOMMY JUSTS STARTED WHISPERED SOMETHING. I DONTS KNOWED WHY TOMMY WANT TO WHISPER. TOMMY HAVED TO SAY AGAIN. I GOT CLOSED TO TOMMY TO HEARED THE WHISPERS WAS SAYING. TOMMY JUST WHISPER. CAN A COP COPULATE. THEN I JUST TELLED TOMMY I DIDNT KNOW. THEN TOMMYS FACE LOOKED LIKED A WHATS IT FACE.
YOU KNOWED THOSED TIMES. WHEN YOU JUST GO DOWN THE STREET ON BIKE AND SEE THE BARKING DOG YOU NEVER SAW BEFORED. BUT YOU DONTS KNOWED THE FACE OF DOG IS GOOD OR BAD FACE EXXEPT KEEPS BARKING ATS YOU. THATS DOGS FACE WAS LIKED TOMMYS FACE NOW. BUT THEN WHAT HAPPEN. TOMMY JUST STARTED LAFFING. I GUESSED IT WAS OK TO LAFF WITH TOMMY. AND JUST NOTS BE AFRAID OF TOMMYS FACE. I WAS GLAD TO LAUGH WITH TOMMY. BECOS I WASNT TOO SURE ABOUT THAT WHATS IT FACE ON TOMMY.
THEN WHAT HAPPEN. CHAD AND DOUG GOT THERED. I WAS GLAD CHAD AND DOUG SHOW UPPED. I ALMOSTS FORGOT. THE BIRTHDAY MONEY. ALL THAT MONEY. SPEND GONE IN ONE DAY. WE JUST STARTED WALKED DOWN THE STREET WITH ALL THAT MONEY TO SPEND GONE.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. BOWLING PLACE. THERE WAS FACE OF HAPPY MAN ON BOWLING PIN. THAT MEANED BOWLING WAS FUN GAME. WE JUST ALL CHOOSED GO THE BOWLING. BUT ONLY AFDER WE EATEN ALL OUR FOOD ATS KFC. NOT BEFORE. TOMMY JUSTS KEPT LOOKING AT BOWLING PIN. I THINKED TOMMY MAYBE LIKED BOWLING OR JUST DRAWINGS OF BOWLING PINS. IT WAS A GOOD OF A BOWLING PIN DRAWING.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. WE HEARDED A HORN BEHONKED. WE JUST TURNED ROUND AND WHO THERE HONKING THAT HORN LIKED THE RUDD WON.
TOMMYS BROTHER GREG WAS. TOMMYS BROTHER GREG AND WON FREND RIDED BY IN CAR. THEY JUST STOPPED AND SHOWED OFFED THERE EMPTY BUCKETS LIKED BIG SHOTS. THEY ALLREADY HAVED THERES KFC. THEY DIDNT EVEN STOPPED TO SAY NOTHING. JUST TO SHOW OFFED THE EMPTY KFC BUCKETS WAS ALL AND THEN DRIVED GONE. TOMMY BROTHERS GREG. HE WAS LOUSY.
BIG DEAL TOMMYS BROTHER GREG. BIG DEAL. WHEN IM ADDULT ENOUGH TO DRIVED THE CAR OR TRUCK. GUESS WHAT THEN. ILL DRIVED FIVE DIFFREND CARS THRU KFC DRIVETHRU. ONE AFDER THE OTHER. FIVE WHOLE CARS. AND PERSUNS WILL STAND THERE AND WATCH ME LIKE A PARADE. I WONT NEED ALL SORTS OF THE MONEY. ILL JUST RENT THOSED FIVED CARS FROM HURTZ LIKE THEY DO IT ON TV. THEN THEY SEE ME DRIVETHRUING THEM AND DOING ALL THE ORDERS BY THE SELF AND ARE BLOWNED AWAY BY THE WHOLE THING. FIVE WHOLE CARS. AND A NEWSPAPER WILL WRITE ABOUT IT ON THE FRONT PAGE TOO. A NEWSPAPER WOULDNT WRITE ABOUT TOMMYS BROTHER GREG THOUGH. JUST BECOS HE WENTS THE DRIVETHRU WITH A FREND IN ONLY ONE CAR DOSENT MAKE HIM PAUL NEWMAN. THAT JUSTS ISNT EXITING FOR A NEWSPAPER STORY BE WROTE DONE ABOUT SOMEONE LOUSY.
IM GLAD FREDS MY BROTHER. IM GLAD TOMMYS BROTHER GREG ISNT MY BROTHER. THAT WOULDND BE NICE. BECOS THAT WOULD BE LOUSY.
WE WERRE GETTING CLOSER TO KFC. I COULD SMELLED IT. THEN WHAT HAPPEN. WE SAW THAT SIGN UPPED THERE WITH FACE OF KFC ON IT. WE ALL JUSTS STARTED WALKING FASTER.
THEN WE UNDER THAT SIGN AND HAVED TO STOPPED AND JUST LOOKED AT IT TO LIKE IT MORE AND WE LIKED IT MORE.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. FRED GO BY ON BIKE POPPING THE WHEELY. THEN JUST STOP UNDER KFC SIGN TOO AND GRINNED THE SMILES.
HE HAVED UPPED IN HIS NOGBRAIN THAT HE WOULD EAT FOOD AT KFC WITH MY BIRTHDAY MONEY SPENDING FOR. NOTS SO FAST FRED. FRED SAID PLEASED TIM I GOT GO MY NUMBER 2S AT THE KFC BATHROOM.
NO I SAID. FRED YOU HAVED TELLED ME LIE. YOU JUST WANTS KFC FOOD AND ME TO PAY FOR IT WITH MY BIRTHDAY MONEY THAT IS MINE. AND THEN YOU WANTS TO USED FART BAG TRICKS IN KFCS EATING ROOMS. NEVER.
FRED JUST POPPED A WHEELEY AND RIDED AROUND IN CIRCLES IN PARKING LOT.
FRED JUST TRY AND DO GUILTS TO ME ME FOR NOT HAVING HIM THE KFC FOOD WITH MY BIRTHDAY MONEY. FRED DOSENT LIKED STRICTS. FRED JUSTS LIKEDS TO DO WHAT FRED LIKEDS TO DO. BUT I HAVED TO BE STRICTS WITH FRED. I HAVED TO.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. SUDDAMINGLY HAPPY MAN JUST COMED OUT OF KFCS FRONT DOOR. HE HAVED LOOK OF EATEN ENJOYMENT ALL UPPED THERE ON THE FACE. WE JUST KNOWED HE HAVED FOOD AT KFC AND WAS HAPPY THE MEAL WAS NICE AND EATABLE. I FORDGOT ALL ABOUT FRED AND THE GUILTINGS. THIS WAS REALLY SOMETHING.
WE GOT A WHOLE LOT EXITED. THAT NICE MAN. HE GAVED US CONDIFENCE TO EAT. I KNOWED FORS SURE ID SPEND ALL THE MONEY AT KFC. HOW COULDNTS I JUST SPEND ALL THAT MONEY. UNSTOPIBBLE. ALL REVVED UPPED TO EAT. HE MUST HAVED GOT SOMETHING REALLY GOOD IN THERE. TOMMY MADE HIS HAND GO LIKE A BALL. THEN HE SMASHED IT INTO HIS OTHER HAND. HE HAVED TO. EXITMENT GOT HIM. TOMMY WAS JUST COULDNT WAIT TO EAT GONE THE BUCKET FOOD. JUST LIKED THAT HAPPPY MAN JUST DOOD. JUST COULDNT WAIT FOR THE NICED TASTE OF THE EATABLES DOWN THE THROATS. I LIKED TOMMYS ENTHUSGASM. WE ALL HAVED THE ENTHUSGASM TO GET IN THERE AND EAT. THEN WHAT HAPPEND. WE JUST WENT IN THERE TO EAT.
IF I DIDNT HAVED ALL THAT BIRTHDAY MONEY BELONGGING TO ME. THEN ID JUST MAKED TOMMY THE EATING LEADER. TOMMY JUST HAVED ALLS THE PIZZAZZ. I THINKED PIZZAZZ IS GOOD FOR A LEADER. AND TO HAVED A NICE HAIRCUT IS GOOD TOO. I LOOKED BACK AT THAT MAN WONCED MORE. HE HAVED HAVED A CAR WAS GOING INTO. IT HAVED WROTE ON IT WAS BUICK LESAYBER. I HAVED TO JUST REMEMBNER BUICK LESAYBER IS A GOOD CAR FOR PARK IN KFC OR DRIVETHRUING. WHEN I RENT FIVED CARS WON WILL BE BUICK LESAYBER. I SWAIR TO GOD. THEN I LOOKED MORE AT CAR. IT HAVED OTHER THING WROTE DONE ON IT. I HAVED TO TAKE TIME TO READ IT BUT IT COULD OF BE IMPORTONTS AND I HAVED TO READ IT.
IT HAVED STICKER THAT SAID. DONT BLAMED ME. I VOTED FOR JIMMMY BUFFIT. I NEVERED HEARD OF THAT WON. BUT I JUST HAVED TO REMEMBNER THAT WON. JUST IN CASE I HAVED TO VOTE SOMEDAY TO MAKE SURE HE GETS TO BE THE PRESDENT STILL.
I LOOKED MORE AT THAT CAR. HAVING STICKER ON CAR MAKED IT BETTER CAR. THEN I THOUGHT MORE. IF I HAVED STICKER ON CAR. IT WILL JUST SAY BUICK LESAYBER ON IT. EVEN IF MY CAR IS NOT BUICK LESAYBER OR IS A TRUCK. I WISHED I HAD PENCIL TO WROTE DONE BUICK LESAYBER ON. LOTS OF CARS THEY BULD. LOTS OF CARS. NOT ALL CALLED LESAYBUR. GOT TO REMEMBNER THAT ONE. BUICK LESAYBUR.. I THINKED I CAN REMBEMBNER THAT ONE. GOT TOO REMEMBNER THAT JIMMMY BUFFIT TOO. GOT TOO REMEMBNER A LOT. WISHED I HAVED THAT PENCIL THOUGH.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. FIRST THING WE SAWED IN KFC. THE WET FLOOR SIGN. IT WROTE WET FLOOR SIGN ON IT. KFC MUST HAVED BEEN OUT THERE WATERING HIS FLOORS AND WE JUST MISSED HIM. KFC DONTS TAKED NO CHANCES. HE WANTS THEM IN THERE TO EAT NICE. THEY CANT EAT NICE IF THEY BREAK THE LEGS OFFED GOING OVER THOSED WATERFUL BUCKETS. HE CANT LET THEM BE HURT. NO MATTER WHAT. THATS WHY HE WETS THE FLOORS DONE HIMSELF. TO BE EXTRA SURE.
THAT RONDALD MCDONALT. HE JUST DONT CARED LIKE KFC DOOD. HE HAVES THAT OTHER DRIVETHRU. HE MADE UPPED THAT NAME. THAT RONDALD MCDONALT NAME JUST A BAD LIE HE MADE UPPED IN ONE SECOND. HE JUST CAMED FROM SOMEPLACE NOT USA OF AMERICA. SOMEPLACE ELSE NOBUDDY KNOWS ABOUT. THATS COULD BE A DANGERERUS PLACE. HE JUST NEVERED SAW NO USA OF AMERICAN PERSON LOOKED LIKE EVER BEFORED. AND IF HE TAKED OFFED THAT STUFF OFFED HIS FACE. THEN WHO KNOWEDS WHAT RONDALD MCDONALT LOOKED LIKE. AND THEN PERSUNS COULD JUST THINKED HES A FAKE. IF HE DONT REALLY LOOKED LIKE THAT. THATS CURSE OF RONDALD MCDONALT. THATS WHY HE NOT CARED IF BURGER WANTERS JUST BREAK THERE LEGS OFFED JUST GOING FOR THE BURGERS. HE WANTS THEM TO BE CURSED TOO. HES A DANGERERUS. THANKED GOD FOR NICE KFC.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. THERE WAS A IMPORTONT WOOD WRECTANGLE. KFCS BULDERS GOT TO STAND BEHIND THE WONDROFUL WOOD WRECTANGLE OF KFC DOING GREAT THINGS. AND KFC LET THEM KNOWED ALL THE BIG SECRETS. THEY HAVED THE BIG SECRET OF PUT THE FOOD BOX TOGETHER. AND THEY HAVED MORE OTHER BIG SECRETS TOO THAT I EVEN DONT KNOWED WHAT THEY ARE.
SOME PERSUNS. THEY JUST THINKED SANTA THAT BIGGED OF A DEAL. BECOS OF HAVED THAT THING THAT FLY AROUND ON ALL NIGHT AND ALL THOSED LIGHTS IS THE BEST. BUT PERSUNS TURNNED ON LIGHTS JUST TO SEE A TOILET TOO. JUST TO READ THE CROSSEDWORD PUZZEL THEY TURNNED ON THE LIGHTSBUBS. LIGHTBUBS ARRUNT THAT IMPORTONT SANTA. JUST TURNNED ON THE MORE LIGHTBUBS HERES COME SANTA NO BIG OF A DEAL. BUT KFC IS BIG OF A DEAL. HE MASHPEDS THEM. HE MASHPEDS THEM NIGHT AND DAY. ALL THE POTATOS. IN HIS HAPPYING HANDS. MASHPED THEM TOGETHER TO BULD THE WONDROFUL EATABLES. AND THE DRAWYER PAINTS KFCS HAPPY FACE ON THE BUCKETS EVERY NIGHT TOO AND MAKEDS HIM FAMUS. HE WORKS HARD TOO.
PERSUNS HAVED TO COME TO KFC. BECOS THEY WANT TO EAT LOTSA THE FOOD. SANTA JUST COMES TO THE PERSUNS IN THERES LOCKEDSHUT HOUSE. EVEN IF THEY WANTS SOME PREZENTS OR NOT. HE JUSTS COMEDS IN ANYWAY FOR ANY OLD REESON WHOOPSY DOO. THATS AGAINST THE LAW. BREAK IN AND ENTER IN. THATS AGAINST THE COPS LAW. SANTAS A NO GOOD BAD GUY. HE JUST BUYS POLICE COPS OFFED WITH THE CRIZZEDMESS PREZENTS. SOMEDAY NICE COP WILL COME FOR SANTAS AND WONT TAKED NO WHOOPSY DOOS FOR A ANSER. NO MATTER WHAT. THEN PERSUNS WILL JUST FORGET SANTA AND THINKED MORE OF KFC.
KFC DOES ALOT. WHATS DOES THAT SANTA DO. SANTA JUST WORKED ONE DAY A THE YEAR AND REST OF TIMES JUST WATCHES ALL THOSED MOVIES ABOUT SANTA IN A LAZE. ALL THE TIME EXXEPT ONE DAY A THE YEAR SANTA JUST LAZE THERE WATCHED SANTA MOVIES. ALL THE TIME. JUST ONE DAY. IN A LAZE. AND DONT FORDGET HE BREAK INS TO THOSED HOUSES TOO. DONT FORDGET THAT TOO. COPS LAW. I NOT RECCOMENDER SANTA. I SWAIR TO GOD. NO MATTER WHAT. I NOT RECOMMENDER THAT WON.
THEY ALL THINKED OF BIG OF A DEAL SANTA IS. CAN YOU DRIVED TO SANTAS HOUSE AND GET YOUR PRESENTS OUT HIS WINDOW UNTIL 11. I NEVERED TRY THAT. BUT I BET A HONDREDS DOLLORS YOU CANT I BET. JUST GO THERED TO SANTAS WINDOW ANY OLD TIME A YEAR AND WHAT HAPPPENS. NOTHING DOOODING. JUST IN A LAZE THERE WITH THOSED VCR SANTA TAPES WATCHING ALL DAY. DONTS GIVED ANYTHING OUT THE WINDOWS. THATS WHAT LOUSY MEANS. USE THE COPS LAW TO JAIL HIM.
KFC IS BETTER THEN IS SANTA. SANTAS JUST A SHOWOFF. SANTA AND THOSED LOUSY LIGHTS. IF KFC WANTED TO HE COULD FLY A HELLOCHOPPER OVERED ALL THE HOUSES AND DELIBER THE MASHPED POTATOS WITH ALL THOSED LIGHTS FLASHENING JUST FOR KFC THE DELIBERER. JUSTS LIKED SANTA DELIBER THE PREZENTS. BUT KFC NOT DOOD IT THAT WAY. HE NOT A HOTS SHOT DELIBERER LIKED SANTA IS. SOMEONE SHOULD TELLED SANTA THAT PAUL NEWMAN MIGHT NOT EVEN BE IN A MOVIE. THEN WHERE THAT LEAVEDS SANTA AND HIS BIGSHOT TRICKS. DOWN THE DRAINS MAYBE IS WHERE.
ME TOO WONCE LOVED SANTA. NOT LOVED SANTA NO MORE. PERSUNS CAN BE WRONG AND THEN RIGHT. JUSTS NEED ALL THE FACKS IS ALL. ONE PLUSSED TWO. JUST NEEDS TO ADD IT ALL UPPED ABOUT THAT SANTA. JUST NEEDS TO KNOW SOME OF ALL THE FACKS IS ALL.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. WE CHOOSED THE EATING TABLE. TOMMY PUT HIS ELBOWS ON THE TABLE. CHAD PUT HIS LEGS ON THE BENCH. DOUG NOCKED NOIZE INTO THE TABLE WITH HIS NUCKLES. WE GOT COMFITABLE AT OUR TABLE. WE WANTED TO LET ALL PERSUNS IN KFC KNOWED IT WAS OUR TABLE. WE LOOKED ROUND AT THE PERSUNS AT KFC. THEY KNOWED THAT TABLE WAS OURS NOW. THEY KNOWED IT WAS OURS UNTIL WE LEFT KFC EATEN ALL OUR THE FOOD OR THE WHOLE WORLD BLOWED UPPED. I HAVED BIRTHDAY MONEY.

Conspiracy happening right here.

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An edit would be advisable.

The internet was designed with threads like this in mind!

O great one, I bow down to thy infinite wisdom.

Why? I just want to know why?