Ryder struck down by mystery illness

http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/ausvnz2008/content/current/story/378167.html



New Zealand batsman Jesse Ryder has contracted a mystery illness ahead of the first Test against Australia starting next Thursday in Brisbane. Ryder has been quarantined from his team-mates and placed on an intravenous drip.

"It's run for a day-and-a-half now and he was vomiting again this morning. That's the concern. That time away from eating means he's starting to lose a bit of condition. It's not alarming yet but we want to get him right quickly."


Sounds like he got drunk again.

That time away from eating means he's starting to lose a bit of condition.

Err, last time I checked he was a bit of a fat bastard. Surely this is good news?

He must have logged onto Dem's facebook page . . .

So Ryder's looking a bit, er, Haggard?

Sorry......

Maybe I'm just pissed, but that's not bad, Nerky

For sure that's the headline back in NZ.

Will there never come a season/
Which shall rid us from the curse...

tac wrote:He must have logged onto Dem's facebook page . . .

Aww, just can't stop thinking about me, can you . . .

Demelza wrote:

tac wrote:He must have logged onto Dem's facebook page . . .

Aww, just can't stop thinking about me, can you . . .

Ummm. i'm not the one who seems to have been stalking some guy on facebook under the mistaken impression it was me . . .

tac wrote:

Demelza wrote:

tac wrote:He must have logged onto Dem's facebook page . . .

Aww, just can't stop thinking about me, can you . . .

Ummm. i'm not the one who seems to have been stalking some guy on facebook under the mistaken impression it was me . . .

So, explain how someone called GARRY HE****** is attached to your email address then?

I don't deny that I think about you lots . . .

Ummm . . . my email address? You don't know my email adrees.

tac wrote:Ummm . . . my email address? You don't know my email adrees.

Umm, you have responded to me on the uniguy one before.

the uniguy is one only used for the forum . . most forummers know it and anyone could be playing with you. You could even be playing with youself.

Oh I see.
Other people use it?
Fair enough.
Have you been attending the Merlin school of bull shit?

Simply, my dear looney, I have no idea what you're talking about.

And now you menton merls, it seems you've spent your time trying to set up me and merls with some very dodgy detective work. Wouldn't put it past you to have meade this all up.

Demelza wrote:
Have you been attending the Merlin school of bull shit?

I'm sure he hasn't, but you just wallow in it , incomprehensible perhaps - but wallow you do!

So how's the sleuthing going?
Questions remain unanswered - but that's not unusual for you!
Still fantasising about my identity (with help and persuasion from your cyber sex-bomb Nigey)?

"Do I have a son called Peter" ... I mean ... FFS !!!

Don't really know why I'm bothering to say this but . . .

Merlin, I had absolutely nothing to do with finding the recent revelations and neither did Nigel, but I couldn't resist passing them on.
Nothing you ever say will ever convince us otherwise.
What questions remain unanswered?

tac, past experience shows us who it is around here that makes things up.

For your information, there's a tool on facebook whereby you type in your own email address and it throws up every contact you have in your address book that is also registered on facebook. Believe it or not, I wasn't actually looking for you but as uniguy is one of my contacts, it threw up a name.

So tell me more about me?

That's all I know

WILL there never come a season
Which shall rid us from the curse
Of a prose which knows no reason
And an unmelodious verse:
When the world shall cease to wonder
At the genius of an ass,
And a boy’s eccentric blunder
Shall not bring success to pass:

When mankind shall be delivered
From the clash of magazines,
And the inkstand shall be shivered
Into countless smithereens:
When there stands a muzzled stripling,
Mute, beside a muzzled bore:
When the Rudyards cease from kipling
And the Haggards ride no more.

Peachy

Yo Dem, where you bin lately? Haven't seen you around..

She's been having her qunt looked at . .



. . . .no, not Nigel, her qunt . . .

furriner wrote:Yo Dem, where you bin lately? Haven't seen you around..

I did a forum flounce, but no one noticed

tac wrote:She's been having her qunt looked at . .



. . . .no, not Nigel, her qunt . . .

Forgive him, he's been drinking alone again . . .