Month of Malady

Well, Mehpril 2012 was shit. I'm hoping a bit o' Test cricket in Blighty in May may change things.

If it gets played. All i'm hearing is rainrainrain. All sorts of events are being cancelled. At least cricket grounds have better drainiage than most fields horse events are held in, or grass racetracks.

Meh is a good month here, means temps finally stop going below 5 and crack on right up to 20 as of Wednesday. Also my boyf is moving out in a couple of weeks so I will be steadily putting on all the weight I lost as we eat nachos, burgers, pizza, lobster and other local delicacies every week.

So another grim month in FB is in the offing then?

Don't worry everyone, I am here to save the day.

One plucky post every four days ent gonna help shit.

Better than some of the rubbish I churned out between 2007-2010.

I'm sure all of that jibber-jabber would be appreciated!

Vilks not been drunk in a while I'm guessing?

He's too busy with fear and loathing to get f*ck-eyed.

I just meant in general, a bit of your chirpsing wouldn't go amiss.

got what, two weeks for the UK to dry out?

They should put a big gazebo over all the wickets. The outfield would be wet, sure, but they could play. wrap the ball in cling film, see how that affects swing and whatnot.

Got what, what? Plenty o' time? Yeah, it's loadsa time.

go' wo'? aye, hope so.

skully, you choose the worst possible names.

'month of mammary', now ... that would have generated some interest. A few tasty titbits.

In short, I blame skully.

Well, it may have attracted JGK, but you know me, I don't like offending the ladies.

but you've already driven them all away ...

is there a thread about Shiv being no1 in the world again anywhere?

Why don't you start one, Jilly.

I thought of the Month of Dis-May. Would fit skully's doom-mongering a treat.

Nice, Dan.

Yep, change the title

Ask Frommie nicely, and he'll probably still ignore you. Cos I ain't changin' it.

Meh. Jilly nailed it earlier in the thread.

Or "Maybe?" to throw a half-hearted effort out there, albeit one with an undercurrent of optimism that the good times might return.

Was just checking.

looking quieter than April so far.

Month of Marcel Marceau.