Month of Malady

not old enough for a beard, probably

He's a sprightly and punchy young gent, I do sense a feeling of bum-fluff from the chap.

It's nice to be in the same breath as Zat and Chiv these days. I remember a time when I was in the same breath as Horrie (usually through the use of a respirator), tac and/or Bucky.

DJ_Smerk wrote:It's nice to be in the same breath as Zat and Chiv these days. I remember a time when I was in the same breath as Horrie, tac and/or Bucky.

...sad to see a fine young bloke slide down the slippery slope from a previous high point

It was a Christmas Joke, Horrie.

I moved house. But I don't post much anyways.

Weather's too nice to be inside an' all that. No Shiv magic, so beers and lobster rolls are winning me over. Sorry y'all.

3,100 with 12-ish days to go. Only 113 per day need to avoid the lamest month ever record. I could just about post 113 pieces of bullshit a day myself to avoid such an occurrence.

Approaching 3,500 with 10 days to go, so only 100 posts a day now required to avoid Meh 2012 becoming the meh-est month in FB history.

The return of Zoggy and Lever has no doubt helped.

I've been doing interesting stuff this week. Helping horses have sex. Our stallion is a little... wayward.

should be filming it and selling it to pervs.

Only pervy horses.

Jilly - I expect Taips will be interested in acquiring the vid

Ranging up on 3,900. With a week+ to go in Meh, looks like Sept 2010 will maintain its heinous record of just 4,460 posts for the month.

horace wrote:Jilly - I expect Taips will be interested in acquiring the vid

Phurt. Once you've seen one horse shag you've seen them all.

Hope you weren't salivating to the point of overflow, like the freakish, freakish trout at Newmarket was when she showed us all a bit of horse-f*cking. Bad times. Makes my scrotum shrink in fear.

Brass Monkey wrote:Hope you weren't salivating to the point of overflow, like the freakish, freakish trout at Newmarket was when she showed us all a bit of horse-f*cking. Bad times. Makes my scrotum shrink in fear.

You were there?

At Newmarket, yes. Not in North America. I'm sure there's loads of horses around the world getting beaten off....

aah the fascination with midgets is becoming clear. It must look impressive in their little hands.

I'm sure it'd look impressive in anyone's hand. Basically it was some dude, underneath a solid metal mare's behind, the stallion sticks his cock in and the dude whacks him off. But, those sort of horses cannot be thoroughbreds, because of the artificial insemination. So it isn't that common.

Where is trev btw?

G.Wood wrote:Where is trev btw?

Tennis Pennis elbow

he will flog dead horses

Brass Monkey wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Where is trev btw?

Tennis Pennis elbow

Lockjaw?

Jock-sore

How on earth do you qualify for a 'job' like that?*

Interesting dinner table convo anyway!


* and no i'm not setting you qunts up so farq off !!