Re: In other news ....

by PeterCS Sun 27 Mar 2016, 03:26

Case - and mystery - solved?

In other news .... - Page 6 FromageAffray

by WideWally Thu 31 Mar 2016, 10:20

Forum member invests a pineapple on KFC's new Zinger Black.

by skully Thu 31 Mar 2016, 22:26

Hehehe, I noticed that too, W. But the jet black burger buns are a bit offputting.

by PeterCS Sun 03 Apr 2016, 02:43

Must have missed this one.

Moral: avoid raw beef.

Warning: NSFD (Not Suitable For Dinnertime). 6.2 metres, about 20 ft.

http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMicm1504801

by lardbucket Sun 03 Apr 2016, 07:20

6.2 metres ... do you still call it a worm when it's that long?

by PeterCS Sun 03 Apr 2016, 21:31

Apparently.

However, to measure it:

You're gonna need a bigger tape.

(Sorry.)

by lardbucket Tue 05 Apr 2016, 09:06

linky

'naked driver with sex toy stopped by police near Orange'

Dubbers; unbelievable. That seems a long way round from Port Macquarie back to Sydney, skulls.

by skully Tue 05 Apr 2016, 10:14

I'd happily be a "30-year-old male driver".

by PeterCS Tue 05 Apr 2016, 11:33

What about a "30 year old cab driver"?

by PeterCS Wed 13 Apr 2016, 01:25

Customer checklist for bar staff in the Half Moon pub, Herne Hill, apparently.

Looks almost too mundane to be faked.

(I did crop part of a tel no w a name (at the top) though - bit too specific)

In other news .... - Page 6 HalfMoonPub_HerneHill

In other news .... - Page 6 HalfMoonPub_HerneHill

by PeterCS Sun 15 May 2016, 01:13

Hope for oldies yet:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/36275012

by Bradman Sun 15 May 2016, 01:48

You've got to wonder how much trouble "one-armed Keith" can cause.

by lardbucket Sun 15 May 2016, 04:31

He's worse than 'armless Keith.

by Basil Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:34

I told you we are special in Worcestershire. We even have cows that can read (Headline from today's Worcester News):

New road signs at Castlemorton Common aim to reduce livestock casualties

by skully Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:18

by skully Wed 31 Aug 2016, 05:20

Nice to see that murderous qunt Gerard Baden-Clay get what he deserves.

Life sentence for murder reimposed.

by tricycle Fri 08 Sep 2017, 07:25

Tinder really has set up the most romantic dates.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/05/mans-tinder-date-gets-stuck-upside-down-in-window-trying-to-grab-her-own-poo-6905865/

by Big Dog Fri 08 Sep 2017, 09:32

tricycle wrote:Tinder really has set up the most romantic dates.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/05/mans-tinder-date-gets-stuck-upside-down-in-window-trying-to-grab-her-own-poo-6905865/

Who says romance is dead.

by furriner Fri 08 Sep 2017, 11:18

Being an amateur gymnast,...

Only part of the story that matters. I'd hit that.

by lardbucket Sat 09 Sep 2017, 00:26

Big Dog wrote:
tricycle wrote:Tinder really has set up the most romantic dates.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/05/mans-tinder-date-gets-stuck-upside-down-in-window-trying-to-grab-her-own-poo-6905865/

Who says romance is dead.

The unnamed girl ...

Who said journalistic standards were dead?

by Bradman Sat 09 Sep 2017, 01:47

I'd normally agree lardy, but this type of crap news at least takes your mind off the god-awful real news.

by lardbucket Sat 09 Sep 2017, 02:11

also true ... the story did give me a massive chuckle

I'd have loved to have heard her explanation of her predicament to her date. The most cringe-inducing scenes of 'Extras' could hardly compete.

by Big Dog Sun 24 Sep 2017, 08:18

Warnie in the news again Rolling Eyes

Knocking some tart about apparently:

https://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/shane-warne-allegedly-at-the-centre-of-a-row-with-a-porn-star/news-story/a30001fb37a281fcfea1ee52b670f0d8?ref=BP_RSS_fox-sports_3_warne-at-centre-of-porn-star-row_240917

by Bradman Sun 24 Sep 2017, 11:27

He really needs to start thinking about his kids rather than his dick.

by tricycle Sun 24 Sep 2017, 11:35

In Warne's parents' case, there was no difference between the two.

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