I like Jimmy

Dello wrote:So Jammy blindsided Broke-e-back with a pad, while he was whistling a little tune to himself in an arrogant manner?

Must admit, JD, that was my initial reaction. "So you cuffed him for whistling?"

What was the tune? Did he continue whistling after being padded to within an inch of his life? Was it a different tune?

So many unanswered questions.

Dello wrote:What was the tune? Did he continue whistling after being padded to within an inch of his life? Was it a different tune?

So many unanswered questions.

Yeah but the whistling was probably a bit like KP's texting, the last straw in a whole build-up of aggravating behaviour.

skully wrote:

Dello wrote:So Jammy blindsided Broke-e-back with a pad, while he was whistling a little tune to himself in an arrogant manner?

Must admit, JD, that was my initial reaction. "So you cuffed him for whistling?"

Turned it up, he was completely justified. Anyone who whistles should be farkin cuffed.

Whistlers are the same people that have musical ring tones

and who use sat nav

And whistlers while pissing. They're a rabid species.

Might be a tasty next Ashes, as Pup strides out to face Jim.

Or before.

Well, he's faced him loads of times since the padding and there was little in the way of tastiness (although behind the scenes they could've been flicking bogies at each other), so probably not.

Hooray, someone else who agrees that sat navs are the abomination of evil

"I cuffed Michael Clarke"

Strange choice of words. Thought manacles where involved.

It's all a bit handbags at ten paces though, isn't it?

Hello - has Jimmy been padding him again? (recent pic)



Or has someone else taken umbrage at his incessant whistling and swung for him? Quick, get Roger Whittaker into protective custody - whistleism is on the rise.

That's stage blood that is.

Sage blood. They say sage in Australia.

Do they? I thought sage was an owl...

Woody might like Jimmy but Damien is the most shagable

He's got two first names, though. Those people are evil.

Evil smevil. It all depends on how you define evil.

eowyn wrote:Evil smevil. It all depends on how you define evil.

Soul-patch beard.

Check it out now, my funk soul beard...

Damien - well, that's ominous for a start.

And Martin. Well that's a sprog of the Warmongering God.


Whichever way you look at it, it's sprouting evil, foul discord and strife.


It's a wonder he hasn't been entered for Strictly Come Spurting yet.

He would certainly do better than Sheffield Mick, who'd surely be better off chopping logs. He has all the timing of a dismembered horse.

Look, we'd all shag Damien Martyn before Jimmy. Coz 'e's exo'ic.

You shouldn't ask Jim to watch these things.