So, the latest sheep gadget

Normally they are fried up in the local Chinese Restaurant's Beef and Blackbean Sauce.

skully wrote:At last - a use for small, yappy dogs...

Is that Vilks?

Played with a mate's iPad mini today.


I want one.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Wise man, that Einstein...

Pretty sure Einstein never said that...

Damn LOL said he did. That's good enough for me.

Hmm, so you're not even allowed to text anymore?

I've done at least four of those pictures.

skully wrote:Wise man, that Einstein...

I have minimal human interaction (as little as possible) and yet I manage to not be a dumb qunt. The problem is that people waste their time with pointless things and mindless escapism. If they were using their phones for something productive, it wouldn't be an issue. The problem is not the phone, it's the idiots using it.

Hey, man, I'm doing useful things with my f*cking phone, man. What about all the 'bidniss' I'm doing with my phone? You saying my bidniss isn't productive? Who are you, HMRC?

Bidniss is bidniss, punk.

It's definitely productive if you are a vendor of cured plant matter. That's definitely bidness.

OG sensimilee.

Klämmssøn wrote:It's definitely productive if you are a vendor of cured plant matter. That's definitely bidness.

OG sensimilee.

I was on about my gay chatline.

You must have been to Florida recently. You have a lot to answer for.

Klämmssøn wrote:You must have been to Florida recently. You have a lot to answer for.

Well, I can't say too much, but I'm not in the greatest of favour with Allan D.

That could be anything at all then.

Klämmssøn wrote:That could be anything at all then.

Apart from Mitt Romney or Donald Trump.

Brass Monkey wrote:Hmm, so you're not even allowed to text anymore?

I've done at least four of those pictures.

Er, I think you are deliberately missing the point, Dan. I text also, but I do not spend every minute of every waking day doing it, nor do I rudely wander down the footpath with my head stuck in an i-Phoney so that other people have to dodge me, or make some poor left turning motorist suddenly screech to a halt because I have obliviously wandered out into the intersetion as I send a BRB or LOL to my friend that I can't survive for 5 minutes without texting .

Ye be talking about the proper minority. Chiding the masses for a few f*ckweasels.

Chiding, CHIDING???? THE MASSES???? This is Flaming Bails, man!!! What masses?

It's my little "I hate Apple" thread. You don't have to play. Only you, Ponts and taips seem to bite.

Skully you poor misguided soul

There is nothing wrong with Apple products




It is just that the people that own them are farked

Indeed. They're the ones that keeping telling me I have to get one.

skully wrote:Chiding, CHIDING???? THE MASSES???? This is Flaming Bails, man!!! What masses?

It's my little "I hate Apple" thread. You don't have to play. Only you, Ponts and taips seem to bite.

Meh. I just think the ire is a little irrational. As I've already stated, I'm no iDan. So not quite sure how it's biting, as such. You get The Forum Hardman's blessing to continue on your merry way

skully wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Hmm, so you're not even allowed to text anymore?

I've done at least four of those pictures.

Er, I think you are deliberately missing the point, Dan. I text also, but I do not spend every minute of every waking day doing it, nor do I rudely wander down the footpath with my head stuck in an i-Phoney so that other people have to dodge me, or make some poor left turning motorist suddenly screech to a halt because I have obliviously wandered out into the intersetion as I send a BRB or LOL to my friend that I can't survive for 5 minutes without texting .

I have to agree that is pretty f***ed up. Any self respecting iPhone owner should use Siri to dictate their txts. You really should get one.

It.will.change.your.lyfe.4.eva