You learn something new every day

Meh, I post sumpent that I find interesting, Wally says "old news", I say "really?", he says "yeah Jim Kelly used to say it all the time", I say "Who's Jim Kelly?", He says "FFS", MB sledges him about living 20 years behind the rest of Aus when we found NFL interesting for a wee spell (which I back up), Wally slings off at me about having a cry over his "old news" line (which was wrong).

I then sledged him.

Next. Nearly up to page 3.

Yeah, but that's not how it happened, you brain-dead Pinko. You missed a couple of your whinge posts out. I don't constitute 'old news' and 'FFS' as much of a meltdown, but that's where we differ, as stated previously.

Er, re-read, Dingus. Please explain where I melted down at his Old news line?

Almost there Dan.

I didn't say you melted down, I said you were all vag-fresh. Below evidences this:

skully wrote:Wally in "How come this Aussie doesn't know who American Footballer Jim Kelly is" meltdown.

Forgive me, old fruit, but I don't follow the sport.

Thanks, A.

skully wrote:I guess next time I learn sumpent new from the InterWeb, I'll put a notation "Apologies to Wally if he already knows this fact".

skully wrote:Er, none of your bets get up this weekend, Wally? You appear to be the one in tears. Foul mood much?

Well played, W. You've made 5 posts today and 4 of them were shots at me. Stellar posting.

I think we've unearthed another grumpy Pinko.

Whingerific.

The Defence disagrees with your assessment, Judge Monkey. The FFS by Wally was deemed as a "You're farkin kiddin' " by esteemed witness MB, who chose to remind Wally that barely any of Aus gives a fark about NFL, hence my lack of knowledge of one Jim Kelly.

So no mention of Wally's sledge at me about me allegedly sooking about his initial "old news" line, and my polite response (that he libellously claimed was a sook on my part)? Counsellor, you have not investigated this case thoroughly enough. Your evidence is partial and incomplete. Would you like an adjournment to reconsider your notes or call witnesses?

Huzzah!! 3 pages.

I'm alright cheers - we're always going to see different on your dramatic hand-shandiness

Hand-shandiness?? Judge Monkey, I have not heard that term before. May I seek an adjournment to consult the Urban Dick'n'hairy, or do you have the correct legal definition with you?

I remind you that "FFS" is not an acceptable answer in this instance, Your Honour.

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MB seemed to know who he is.

And a pungent but silent odour wafts in from the Highveld. Bailiff, the Glen 20 please.

skully wrote:Hand-shandiness?? Judge Monkey, I have not heard that term before. May I seek an adjournment to consult the Urban Dick'n'hairy, or do you have the correct legal definition with you?

I remind you that "FFS" is not an acceptable answer in this instance, Your Honour.

Pinko.

Your Honour, your assessment of "Pinko" in my direction is confusing. Could you please elaborate?

Brass Monkey wrote:

skully wrote:Hand-shandiness?? Judge Monkey, I have not heard that term before. May I seek an adjournment to consult the Urban Dick'n'hairy, or do you have the correct legal definition with you?

I remind you that "FFS" is not an acceptable answer in this instance, Your Honour.

Pinko.

Grumpy pinko.

Anyone who disagrees with anything is a Pinko.

I see, Your Honour. And what is the origin of this strange word?

skully wrote:I see, Your Honour. And what is the origin of this strange word?

Seppoland.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinko

Bailiff, there appears to be a rotting zebra carcass outside the court room. Could you please attend to it while Judge Monkey considers his response. The odour and flies are a bit off-putting.

It seems the His Honour has adjourned for a no-wiper. Given he has disagreed with everything the Defence has submitted, his assessment of the Defence Counsel as a "Pinko" would also seem to apply to him.

So I guess a Pinko is a disagreeable liar who likes to beat up pregnant women at the pub. Fascinating. I will appeal this assessment of my good self after seeking further legal counsel.

taipan wrote:

skully wrote:I see, Your Honour. And what is the origin of this strange word?

Seppoland.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinko

Something else the grumpy pinko has learnt today.

Bailiff, Bailiff. You do not seem to have removed that rotting carcass. Oh it's a large Wildebeest?? Better get the forklift. In Judge Monkey's absence, I believe a recess is in order.

skully wrote:I see, Your Honour. And what is the origin of this strange word?

Well, I think it all started in the Aus politics thread, by some whining hard-done-by boo-hooer who would use it when he had nothing constructive to say to his lefter-leaning compatriots' opinions. It is some hackneyed Yankee term used to describe people with non-right aligned views that weren't Communists, i.e. not 'red' but 'pink'. It snowballed to be used in every post on that thread and would even stray into other threads where the content had nothing to do with politics. Now it's just used ad nauseum for anyone who disagrees with anything. I thought I was just fitting in, you rabid Pinko.

Yep, has become a generic term. Should be added to glossary.

Brass Monkey wrote:

skully wrote:I see, Your Honour. And what is the origin of this strange word?

Well, I think it all started in the Aus politics thread, by some whining hard-done-by boo-hooer who would use it when he had nothing constructive to say to his lefter-leaning compatriots' opinions. It is some hackneyed Yankee term used to describe people with non-right aligned views that weren't Communists, i.e. not 'red' but 'pink'. It snowballed to be used in every post on that thread and would even stray into other threads where the content had nothing to do with politics. Now it's just used ad nauseum for anyone who disagrees with anything. I thought I was just fitting in, you rabid Pinko.

That's a lot of words, Your Honour. Do you have a response that your definition seems to indicate that you fit into your own definition of "Pinko"? Specifically, that a "Pinko" disagrees with everything, as you have indeed done with my testimony.

And can you do something about that dead meerkat that is stuck to the bottom of your boot, Your Honour? What with the dead Wildebeeste outside the court room, it's making proceedings difficult to tolerate. We'll soon have Yarp maggots crawling into the court room, if we are not careful.

Yes, I have a response, we're all Pinkos blah blah blah... Yawnsville.