India v South Africa, ICCCT Match 1, Cardiff, 6 June, 2013

Well I did start an ICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCT thread but seems nobody gives a fark. Ironic given the moaning about lack of cricket chat.

Why is Stain not playing for the Yarps? Injured shirley?

India 0-68 after 12.

Is this any less rikki-worthy than the Eng v Snoozies JAMODIs?

Looks like Aus played the Bannies into form.

Rohit Sharma; Coulda been a contender

Aye, he seems to be on his game today.

Pleasantly surprised at the non ineptitude of the batting so far.

Well that didn't last long.

The Saffies are pretty damned wank.

No surprise there.

So with this Summer weather that's hit England, 300 looks par. I honestly wonder what the England team will do. They thought they were ahead of the game this time with their stodgy top three, countering the supposedly significant threat of two new balls, but the flatness of the pitches and good weather has once again caught them off guard and they're going to yet again be the one team that's out of touch with everyone else in a major ODI tournament.

England on track for 350 here.

Morne goes off injured.

And then AB, using all of his captaincy genius, wastes a whole over of Peterson by bringing him on to bowl the one ball left in Morne's over. Twit.

The Tse Tse Bee is copping a pasting. At 2-217 off 36, 330+ looking a chance.

Henry wrote:England on track for 350 here.

WTF?? England?? No idea what I'm on about. England would NEVER be on track for 350.

Making a mess of it now.

Phangiso???

Nath wrote:Phangiso???

What?

Nath channelling his inner apartheid.

Jadeja's the man to trust to make 10 off 35 balls in this situation

What about Phangiso, Nath? Are you calling for him to replace Morkel in the next match, for a spin-dominated attack?

Hmm, the wheels have somewhat fallen off for the Bannies since last I looked. SAffers might chase 320 down.

Decent comeback.

330. All the talk of the two new balls.

Nice innings by Jadeja. He's a qunt, but he's been rather decent in recent times.

Can you have a decent qunt?

found quite a few on xhamster