Re: Monty's pissed off

by LeFromage Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:14

Neil D wrote:Hamilton-Brown's involvement in the Maynard incident stunk to high heaven. He was up to his neck in it.

As was Jade Turdsack.

But they both claimed to have had "no idea" that BFF Maynard had been a coke hound for months...

by Neil D Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:01

Dello wrote:
Neil D wrote:Hamilton-Brown's involvement in the Maynard incident stunk to high heaven. He was up to his neck in it.
As was Jade Turdsack.

But they both claimed to have had "no idea" that BFF Maynard had been a coke hound for months...

Sounds reasonable. I mean if your best mate, who you lived with and spent every day training with, was hoovering coke up his nose like a demented anteater, it's unlikely you'd notice any change in his gurning, moon-eyed demeanour.

by Brass Monkey Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:07

That's how they all act at Surrey - it'd be difficult to tell the difference

by Gary 111 Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:45

Dello wrote:He's discovered booze, having been teetotal for most of his adult life, and gone a bit fruit loops.

He's basically going through the 14-16 year old phase most British kids do. He'll take up smoking (but not inhaling) and start lying about fingering Melissa Huggins down at the old BMX track next.

Was he also cautioned by the police for going a bit Geoff Boycott on his wife in a car park somewhere a year or so back?

Not sure if they are still together but he was harassing some women apparently in that club. The more I find out about Monty the less I like what I hear....

by beamer Mon 19 Aug 2013, 20:01

First article I've seen detailing the story behind Chavesar's* problems:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/monty-panesar-secret-bitter-divorce-2181412

A few comments below which may or may not be true as well!

*He has to be, now he's joined Essex...